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Posted: 7/4/2012 9:55:32 PM EDT
So my GF and I were walking around Bisbee today taking in the "eclectic" atmosphere when I spied this thing. I noticed the pipes and thought that the rest of the bike would certainty be interesting.  I had no idea that this much "fuck" could stick to a single motorcycle.
Pic of GF.


The pipes that initially attracted my attention. If loud pipes save lives, this guy must feel immortal when he rides this steed-o-dung.

The bike was leaking oil from every seal, gasket and filter. Even both fork seals were oozing. All that oil you see on the pavement came out of this pile of shit.

Fine craftsmanship was evidenced form every angle.

Instrumentation consisted of a TomTom GPS with a sandwich bag over it.

Look ma, no air filters. and bonus WTF for the clutch rigged up to the shift lever and jockey shifter. Admire the beautifully welded faux oil tank look battery box to complete the "rolling pile of shit" look.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:56:43 PM EDT
[#1]
what a fucking shit pile
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:56:55 PM EDT
[#2]
so shitty I had to double flush











fuck that bike.







ETA  fucking asshole doesn't even have the decency to put some fucking pods on the damn thing.




 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:57:35 PM EDT
[#3]
Wow.  
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:59:35 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Wow.  

Indeed.

I would have used a Garmin personally-my 60CSX is waterproof

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Link Posted: 7/4/2012 9:59:54 PM EDT
[#5]
Paging Darwin
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:01:15 PM EDT
[#6]
I love metric chops.  But this one is fucking garbage, and dangerous.






They keep growing in popularity, and these backyard "fabricators" get worse and worse every month, it seems.  I'm all for building your own shit, even ugly budget builds.  But some of these morons are going to be removed from the gene pool by riding unsafe trash like this, and they deserve it.

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:08:37 PM EDT
[#7]
Come on what happened to live and let live ?? Freedom the open road , the wind in your hair , the ringing in your ears , oil fires while doing 70, where is your sense of adventure ???

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Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:09:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
I love metric chops.  But this one is fucking garbage, and dangerous.

They keep growing in popularity, and these backyard "fabricators" get worse and worse every month, it seems.  I'm all for building your own shit, even ugly budget builds.  But some of these morons are going to be removed from the gene pool by riding unsafe trash like this, and they deserve it.
 


I've been bike-less for about 7 years.  I don't even know what metric choppers are?  I've always been a fan of the bobber style.  I had a Suzuki Savage "Thumper" that I was going to play with but then sold it for a 1974 Blazer.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:09:57 PM EDT
[#9]
how dare him... not ride a cookie cutter softail......
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:13:18 PM EDT
[#10]
I saw this bike over @ ChopCult a while back.

OP  -  you feel inadequate much? MYOFB.

Also, you seem to have never seen a foot-clutch jockey shift. Sorry that you're not manly enough to ride a bike that doesn't run like a Hondamatic.

That dude obviously doesn't give a fuck like you do, and rides what he wants. Good on him.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:13:33 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:



Quoted:

I love metric chops.  But this one is fucking garbage, and dangerous.



They keep growing in popularity, and these backyard "fabricators" get worse and worse every month, it seems.  I'm all for building your own shit, even ugly budget builds.  But some of these morons are going to be removed from the gene pool by riding unsafe trash like this, and they deserve it.
 




I've been bike-less for about 7 years.  I don't even know what metric choppers are?  I've always been a fan of the bobber style.  I had a Suzuki Savage "Thumper" that I was going to play with but then sold it for a 1974 Blazer.


Just a chopped up/custom non-American bike.  Yamaha's are popular platforms (the XS650) to modify because they are/were cheap and easy to come by.

 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:13:57 PM EDT
[#12]
What a piece of shit. My harley boots and chaps cost more than that bike.

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:15:04 PM EDT
[#13]
You had me at Bisbee, ain't nothing 'right' in that town.

I grew up around bikers and their choppers back in the 70's.  Those were some fucked up machines.  Most of that backyard engineering and fabrication was wonky as fuck, but a few guys were doing some neat shit.  This is relatively mild in comparison.  That exhaust is pretty insane stupid.

The 60csx really does handle everything Arizona can throw at it, even though mine is getting cracks in the rubber trim.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:15:53 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
What a piece of shit. My harley boots and chaps cost more than that bike.



So you're a RUB admitting to be a RUB? LOL.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:16:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:16:26 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Quoted:
I love metric chops.  But this one is fucking garbage, and dangerous.

They keep growing in popularity, and these backyard "fabricators" get worse and worse every month, it seems.  I'm all for building your own shit, even ugly budget builds.  But some of these morons are going to be removed from the gene pool by riding unsafe trash like this, and they deserve it.
 


I've been bike-less for about 7 years.  I don't even know what metric choppers are?  I've always been a fan of the bobber style.  I had a Suzuki Savage "Thumper" that I was going to play with but then sold it for a 1974 Blazer.

Just a chopped up/custom non-American bike.  Yamaha's are popular platforms (the XS650) to modify because they are/were cheap and easy to come by.  


Gotcha.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:16:29 PM EDT
[#17]



Quoted:


how dare him... not ride a cookie cutter softail......


Dude can do whatever he wants, but people with no welding/fabrication skill that build dangerous bikes make everybody else look bad.  You already get hassled by cops for riding a bare bones, chopped up bike.  When they start failing all over the place and causing accidents/fatalities, they're gonna crack down and ruin everyone else's fun.

 



Like I said.. I love budget chops and bobs.  But be safe at least.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:16:46 PM EDT
[#18]
IDK I kind of like it..

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:18:56 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:

Quoted:
how dare him... not ride a cookie cutter softail......

Dude can do whatever he wants, but people with no welding/fabrication skill that build dangerous bikes make everybody else look bad.  You already get hassled by cops for riding a bare bones, chopped up bike.  When they start failing all over the place and causing accidents/fatalities, they're gonna crack down and ruin everyone else's fun.  

Like I said.. I love budget chops and bobs.  But be safe at least.


Backyard hardtails have been around for a LONG, LONG time - sometimes they come loose and you end up dragging ass down teh freeway. They can do whatever they like IMO, but they haven't cracked down on it in 40 years, so I doubt this dude is going to be the reason they start tomorrow.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:19:15 PM EDT
[#20]
My harley boots and chaps cost more than that bike.


I'd rather be caught riding the bike above than be caught wearing Harley Davidson boots and chaps...
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:20:09 PM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


I saw this bike over @ ChopCult a while back.



OP  -  you feel inadequate much? MYOFB.



Also, you seem to have never seen a foot-clutch jockey shift. Sorry that you're not manly enough to ride a bike that doesn't run like a Hondamatic.



That dude obviously doesn't give a fuck like you do, and rides what he wants. Good on him.
Uh yeah, I see your self righteous indignation, and raise you that this thing is a flaming bag of shit. You wanna stomp it?





 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:20:57 PM EDT
[#22]
Dude can do whatever he wants, but people with no welding/fabrication skill that build dangerous bikes make everybody else look bad


I agree.  I have no trouble with the style of the bike, its just the welds are pretty damned awful.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:21:57 PM EDT
[#23]
I wonder what the shit talkers have ever built?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:21:59 PM EDT
[#24]
Lol holy fuck, it's like the Beverly Hillbillies made a motorcycle jalopy!  That is amazingly horrible.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:22:08 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
Dude can do whatever he wants, but people with no welding/fabrication skill that build dangerous bikes make everybody else look bad


I agree.  I have no trouble with the style of the bike, its just the welds are pretty damned awful.


CAI welds look about the same..

Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:22:37 PM EDT
[#26]
I really don't give a shit what he wants to ride, he's on two wheels and probly doesn't give a shit what people think of his bike.  I'd bet he piles more miles on that bike in a year then the average yuppy rides in a lifetime.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:22:58 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
I wonder what the shit talkers have ever built?


Eggzactaly..

proly a lot of hardly davidson owners..
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:23:04 PM EDT
[#28]
Come on, that bike is a pile of shit.  No pods for air, shitty welds, fucking dumb pipes, and look at all the shit it's dribbling all over the parking lot.  That bike sucks.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:26:33 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Come on, that bike is a pile of shit.  No pods for air, shitty welds, fucking dumb pipes, and look at all the shit it's dribbling all over the parking lot.  That bike sucks.


Naw man you just don't understand man like that shit leaking all over the road is freedom man and wtf have you ever leaked on the road eh?
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:27:43 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wonder what the shit talkers have ever built?


Eggzactaly..

proly a lot of hardly davidson owners..


No need to pick on the H-D guys.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:29:02 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

Quoted:
how dare him... not ride a cookie cutter softail......

It has no mufflers and a hard tail frame that looks like a high schol shop class made it out of an old swingset.


The lack of any air filter in the Arizona desert makes the muffler problem an eventual self correcting problem.

First thing I look at on any custom machine.........weld quality.  If a man can't lay down a nice bead it only goes downhill from there.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:29:24 PM EDT
[#32]
As long as the welds are good, I would ride it and not give a damn what anyone said.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:50:14 PM EDT
[#33]
Looks like a candidate to end up in Philo Beddoe's truck.

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Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:52:14 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
I wonder what the shit talkers have ever built?


Yeah, I'm not going to lie...that was my first thought, too.

Good on the guy for going with his own thing.  Hopefully he learned a little something, and his next build will be a little better.

You guys think this thing is bad, you should have seen the '66 Mustang I had in high school that I tried to "hot rod" myself.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:55:23 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
I wonder what the shit talkers have ever built?


This. 1982 Ford Mustang Roundy-Round Racer  2.3L / 8400RPM / 225hp / 2400 lbs. with driver.







And this. 1973 Suzuki GT750 that started out as a $100 "Bring home on a trailer" project in 1988. Sold it last year when these pics were taken.







Let's see yours now.



Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:56:26 PM EDT
[#36]


I kind of like it.
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 10:59:22 PM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Looks like a candidate to end up in Philo Beddoe's truck.

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Heh.

"Turns out there's a good market for Black Widow's bikes."
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:01:09 PM EDT
[#38]
Those exhaust pipes are almost angled to be intakes..angle aside, who doesnt like their exhaust to blast directly onto them?
When that bike get dropped, the piped might stick dig in and fasten it to the road.
Those welds might hold, but they look like shit.
No airbox or filters.. good thing its not dusty in AZ.





ETA- I havent built shit, doesnt change a thing.


If I did build one and it looked like shit, it still wouldnt change anything regarding this chop job, there would just be another bike that looked like shit parked somewhere.



I like rat rods, primitive simple machines and mad max looking rides made out of scraps, this one just has some issues.
 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:03:43 PM EDT
[#39]



Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:05:15 PM EDT
[#40]
Wow, I bet he owns it outright, unlike every Imperial cruiser owner I know...



I like it.  I want a rat rod, and a rat bike.


 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:06:04 PM EDT
[#41]
Looks like it was built by a 7th grade shop class. Nice welds.......
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:07:04 PM EDT
[#42]



I wonder what the shit talkers have ever built?



 














 
Link Posted: 7/4/2012 11:27:53 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I wonder what the shit talkers have ever built?


Let's see yours now


Sure thing, actual build pics inbound.

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:01:01 AM EDT
[#44]
Looks like something Junior would make only less chrome and spiderwebs plus a gas tank that holds more than a quart.
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:18:45 AM EDT
[#45]
Prolly cost him $20 to put together; another $20 a week in oil. Cheap ride
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:22:48 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
Looks like it was built by a 7th grade shop class. Nice welds.......


My 7th grade shop class was welding better than that . Seriously .


It's a turd that needs flushing
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:38:13 AM EDT
[#47]
Actual build pics
Built this at 14







Started on this out of highschool



I do all my own machine work and assembly



I'm rebuilding a 61 Willys and replacing the hurricane with a SBC right now.


We can do gun stuff too if you want.

Nothing I own has seen the inside of someone elses shop.

I usually dont take pics of customer's stuff. But heres a few that I dont think he would mind.
Every thing from the main hoop back was welded by me. I also narrowed, cross braced and 4 linked the 9inch for this car.

Link Posted: 7/5/2012 12:42:21 AM EDT
[#48]





Nice looking water buffalo.



 
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:19:56 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:

I do all my own machine work and assembly



Nothing I own has seen the inside of someone elses shop.



Damn ! You have your own Stewart-Warner balancer ??!!??

I'm jealous


ETA..........Nice work man
Link Posted: 7/5/2012 1:38:49 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:

I do all my own machine work and assembly

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s122/cr74nva/Nova/IMG_1056.jpg

Nothing I own has seen the inside of someone elses shop.



Damn ! You have your own Stewart-Warner balancer ??!!??

I'm jealous



ETA..........Nice work man


Stewart Warner, only mildly usedabused. It's nasty right now.





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