My mom sent me this:
Three black ladies were preparing for their first
plane flight. The first lady said, "I don't know
bout y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink
panties on dis flight."
"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.
The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down
and I'm out dere laying butt-up in a corn field, dey
gonna find me first."
The second lady says, "Well, I'm gonna wear me
some fluorescent orange panties."
"Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.
The second lady answered: "Cause if dat plane goes
down and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey can
see me first."
The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not going to
wear any panties at all."
"What, no panties?!" the others said in disbelief.
"Dat's right," says the third lady. "I'm not
wearing any panties, cause if dat plane goes down,
the first thing they always looks for is da black
box."