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Posted: 3/27/2006 2:23:05 PM EDT

A hammer is harder than testicles. Besides
having the ability to smash testicles, a
claw hammer can also tear the scrotum
exposing the contents.

http://www.onnnews.com/Global/story.asp?S=4666005&nav=menu241_2


Girl Uses Hammer To Escape

A 14-year-old girl told Toledo police she was abducted Tuesday by a man with a gun but got away with help from a hammer.

Police said the quick-thinking teen found it in the man's car and used it to hit him in the groin.

According to police, the man forced the girl into his car while she was walking to her school bus stop and said he wanted sex. So, she told him she had dropped her ring in the car and went searching for it. That's when she felt the hammer under her seat.

Police said the girl told them she remembered a lesson from school to always search for a weapon in that kind of situation.

She was not hurt and ran to her grandmother's house. The suspect is still being sought.

Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:26:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2006 2:26:14 PM EDT by DoubleFeed]
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:26:19 PM EDT
Out fucking-standing. HOpefully she hit him hard enough that his nuts fell off and is now castrated.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:26:34 PM EDT
Hammer time!


Good for her!!!
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:27:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
A hammer is harder than testicles.



No shit? I didn't know.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:31:59 PM EDT
<=====It wasn't me...
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:32:35 PM EDT
<=====It wasn't me...
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:33:08 PM EDT
The hammer falls...for this guy.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:37:23 PM EDT
Three days after the hammer incident, another young girl was walking to school in Toledo, and a man in an alley attempted abducting her. This one got kicked in the nuts, and the girl escaped.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:38:40 PM EDT
Good deal. I hope she ruptured his balls.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:40:42 PM EDT
ass hole got what he deserved... glad to hear it
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:45:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HardShell:
Hammer time!



Can't Touch This!
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:48:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:51:09 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedGoat:
That's just nuts!

TRG



No, that's just crushed nuts!

Hopefully at least.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:51:24 PM EDT
We'll need confirmation from Kooter and Cavvet on this..
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:52:00 PM EDT
She needed a ball-peen hammer.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:56:00 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 2:59:09 PM EDT
BRAVO GIRL!!

If I ever have a daughter(s), I will teach them to fight. Hit 'em in the nuts. Poke 'em in the eyes. DO NOT LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU A VICTIM!

And when they're old enough to carry, I'll buy 'em a pistol to carry.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:00:00 PM EDT
she made a mistake.. needs to be trained..

you bury the sharp claw part in the skull of the attacker, not in his scrotum.. or at least after the first move you follow thru with a skull puncturing manueveru.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:02:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By st0newall:
she made a mistake.. needs to be trained..

you bury the sharp claw part in the skull of the attacker, not in his scrotum.. or at least after the first move you follow thru with a skull puncturing manueveru.



I was thinking the same thing.

Groin? He needed one to his CRANIUM.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:03:09 PM EDT
In my perfect world, she would have pulled her compact .45 from her color coordinated Gap handbag and put some blood, brains, and hair on the headliner.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:06:21 PM EDT
I hope the pervert who abducted her shows up in the hospital where he is arrested after he is treated. Why after? So he incurs his own medical bills instead of the gubmint. Then when he's in jail, his cells mates can teach a few new ways to have sex. It'll teach him a lesson first hand of what it is like to be a victim.
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:07:07 PM EDT
I think the claw end would've caused more damage.....

.....hammer O' Truth? I'll annie up for the chicken gizzards?
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:07:24 PM EDT
Since the suspect is still at large, they should be looking for a guy who speaks in a high soprano and has an ice pack in his shorts. Another dead give away will be for this guy to constantly having to look under things for a pair of round things that keep dropping down his pant legs

"Excuse me sir. what are you looking for?"
[soprano]"My balls. I think they rolled under this truck."[/soprano]

Bilster
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:09:45 PM EDT

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
Out fucking-standing. HOpefully she hit him hard enough that his nuts fell off and is now castrated.

+1

This guy has to turn up in a hospital sooner or later.....
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:11:27 PM EDT
Cool! she had the 'Bigger Hammer' way to go
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:11:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By st0newall:
she made a mistake.. needs to be trained..

you bury the sharp claw part in the skull of the attacker, not in his scrotum.. or at least after the first move you follow thru with a skull puncturing manueveru.



ever seen "From the Hip"?

good movie, even though it was from 1987
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:18:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/27/2006 3:18:33 PM EDT by LoginName]
These situations call for the "Death Stick" hammer...



Or the "Exhumer" nail puller...



Accept no substitutes!
Link Posted: 3/27/2006 3:19:44 PM EDT
*crosses legs*

i dont care who the guy was, just the thought of it makes me cringe, not to say she didnt do the right thing
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