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Posted: 3/16/2005 2:33:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 2:36:34 PM EST by thebeekeeper1]
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:35:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:37:34 PM EST
Wow... he's so.... right.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:38:32 PM EST
I think rubber tits indicate a good attitude.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:38:45 PM EST
yum yums
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:40:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 3:27:35 PM EST by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:44:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 18 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big jugs. (Any recommendations - hee hee hee).





Oh crap, someone printed a story about my life and just predicted the next 3 years of my future! Right now I'm 29 and in the exciting girl stage. I'm going to lunch with a drop dead georgeous 19y/o blond tomorrow. She likes wearing the outfits that she has to pour herself into. They usually ride up exposing several inches of her navel or the small of her back. Today she had on pink panties. There is no way in hell I can keep up with her...so I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.

I've been leaning towards the 31 stage, the smart ambitious woman with her feet on the ground. Maybe I'll just skip that step and go for the big jugs.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:45:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 2:46:13 PM EST by MrClean4Hire]
Eric I see yours and raise you this

Mike I know you like the dark haired ones



Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:45:49 PM EST
Awesome!!!
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:56:50 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 2:58:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Eric I see yours and raise you this


But...but...but mine are real !

That's gotta count for something!

Eric The(Bolt-Ons)Hun




So are hers, they are real and they are spectacular.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:01:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:03:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
So are hers, they are real and they are spectacular.


Freak of nature is what they are!

If they're real, then I'm a woodchuck.

Eric The(SmallFurryMammal)Hun




Real expensive
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:06:34 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:08:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:11:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Eric I see yours and raise you this

Mike I know you like the dark haired ones



usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/10tiut.jpg



That, my friend, is my idea of feminine perfection. Wow! I wouldn't even know where to begin.




Check your im
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:14:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 3:15:15 PM EST by PSYWAR1-0]
This thread is a COC violation. It needs to be locked and the person who started it account locked.

We cant have the Mods and Staff running arround breaking the rules any ol time they please.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:17:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
This thread is a COC violation. It needs to be locked and the person who started it account locked.

We cant have the Mods and Staff running arround breaking the rules any ol time they please.



Lighten up, Francis.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:17:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
This thread is a COC violation. It needs to be locked and the person who started it account locked.

We cant have the Mods and Staff running arround breaking the rules any ol time they please.

Don't be a bitch.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:19:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
This thread is a COC violation. It needs to be locked and the person who started it account locked.

We cant have the Mods and Staff running arround breaking the rules any ol time they please.



As long as it involves big cans you can break all the rules of the COC that you want.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:21:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
This thread is a COC violation. It needs to be locked and the person who started it account locked.

We cant have the Mods and Staff running arround breaking the rules any ol time they please.



WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT,OVER
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:23:08 PM EST
Ok heres some real ones





Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:25:10 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:25:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Ok heres some real ones


usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/plaidshirt-copy-copy.jpg





Is that Rosie?


J/K
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:25:53 PM EST
Ok, I'll behave and delete



Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:26:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:28:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By 00_buckshot:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Ok heres some real ones


usera.imagecave.com/heyheybooboo/plaidshirt-copy-copy.jpg





Is that Rosie?


J/K



Rosie palm for you
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:32:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bullet_buddy:

Originally Posted By PSYWAR1-0:
This thread is a COC violation. It needs to be locked and the person who started it account locked.

We cant have the Mods and Staff running arround breaking the rules any ol time they please.

Don't be a bitch.



I got your Bitch hanging,

If I started this thread Id be locked and banned, but since a Staph member did it its cool.
Link Posted: 3/16/2005 3:39:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/16/2005 3:39:34 PM EST by thebeekeeper1]
Locked at thread originator's request due to incessant whining having spoiled the thread.
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