Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 18 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big jugs. (Any recommendations - hee hee hee).
Oh crap, someone printed a story about my life and just predicted the next 3 years of my future! Right now I'm 29 and in the exciting girl stage. I'm going to lunch with a drop dead georgeous 19y/o blond tomorrow. She likes wearing the outfits that she has to pour herself into. They usually ride up exposing several inches of her navel or the small of her back. Today she had on pink panties.
There is no way in hell I can keep up with her...so I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts.
I've been leaning towards the 31 stage, the smart ambitious woman with her feet on the ground. Maybe I'll just skip that step and go for the big jugs.