Why Muslims commit suicide

Why are radical Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide?

Let's look at their lifestyle:

No premarital sex.
No oral sex.  Giving or receiving.  Never.
No booze.  None.
No TV.
No cable TV.
No Spice channel.
No Playboy channel.
No Hooters.  "What is this Hooters of which you speak?!?"
No titty bars.
No organized sports of any kind.  That's right -- no sports.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils.  Women have to cover up
everything!
Very, very, very few cars.
Camels.  Many camels.
Sand.
Fucking sand everywhere!
More sand.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Bar-B-Q's are cooked over burning camel dung chips.
Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass with your left
hand.
Constant wailing from the asshole next door ... no wait, is that music?
Shit!  I can't tell.

Oh, by the way, when you die it all gets better!

It is kinda ironic that Muslims who die for Allah will receive from Allah in paradise everything Allah says they are not allowed to have here on earth.


77 virgins? My eye.

They don't call it the Third World for nothing![;D]

no forrests
no deer to hunt
no rocket bikes
no elections,.... the list is way to long! could make anyone want to die.

The problem with the sand is it ain't organized into a beach........

No toilet paper and indoor plumbing.