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Posted: 3/20/2013 6:03:20 AM EDT
Unlocked. Unattended. Logged in. What should I do???????
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:03:59 AM EDT
Nothing.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:05:29 AM EDT
If you know him well enough to get away with it post some embarrassing yet harmless pictures. Like the one of him dressed up in a bunny suit to hide Easter eggs for his kids or something.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:06:40 AM EDT
consult yesterdays post with poll?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:08:38 AM EDT
Aka your other account?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:09:10 AM EDT
You are a good man. ARFCOM Honesty at it's finest.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:09:51 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:10:12 AM EDT
Originally Posted By InfiniteGrim:
Aka your other account?


no
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:10:27 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:10:28 AM EDT
any good porn on the phone?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:10:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Rush0212:
consult yesterdays post with poll?


You beat me to it brother. Hyperlinked.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:11:01 AM EDT
Dick pics to aimless.
Free life membership ban.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:11:21 AM EDT
Is he a 13'er too?

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:12:11 AM EDT
I wouldn't make it a habit of messing around with other folks property...

Especially if they are armed.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:13:01 AM EDT
MYOB
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:19:57 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Jerryjeff:
Is he a 13'er too?



06'er I believe. I figured he would see this shit at home and haul ass up here. 2 things I fear. Drowning and leaving my phone somewhere for dicks to sabotage.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:21:36 AM EDT
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:24:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By slappynuts:
Unlocked. Unattended. Logged in. What should I do???????


Change his background pic to gay porn & change his ringtone to that "it's raining men" song
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:31:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By slappynuts:
Unlocked. Unattended. Logged in. What should I do???????

1. Take a photo of your penis.
2. Send photo to contacts list.
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:32:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

Sorta beat. It figures, by who. My plan is better due to #2.

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:33:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Enlightenme556:
Dick pics to aimless.
Free life membership ban.

You too?

At least I feel better that I'm the third person thinking of photographing junk.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:34:58 AM EDT
The guys at work took one guy's phone and switched the language to Chinese. No one could remember how to change it back so he had to take it to the local phone store to get it fgured out. Funny at first but kind of dickish since they couldn't change it back.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:36:12 AM EDT
Love letter to TRG...........

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:42:32 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background


I vote this
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:50:46 AM EDT
No good Deed goes Unpunished

F it go with the crotch shot...
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:55:45 AM EDT
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

Sorta beat. It figures, by who. My plan is better due to #2.



It works better when you squeeze your nut tightly and snap the pic and set the greeting banner to "All Hail Lord Alien Brain"
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 6:58:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

Sorta beat. It figures, by who. My plan is better due to #2.



It works better when you squeeze your nut tightly and snap the pic and set the greeting banner to "All Hail Lord Alien Brain"


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:19:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Bigshot64:
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background


I vote this


second
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:22:00 AM EDT
if he has FaceBook update his status with something like: "out to the store to pickup Kleenex and Lubriderm"
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:22:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

Sorta beat. It figures, by who. My plan is better due to #2.



It works better when you squeeze your nut tightly and snap the pic and set the greeting banner to "All Hail Lord Alien Brain"


haha.....

uhhh..

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:24:22 AM EDT
Definite tag...
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:25:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

Sorta beat. It figures, by who. My plan is better due to #2.



It works better when you squeeze your nut tightly and snap the pic and set the greeting banner to "All Hail Lord Alien Brain"

I've received one of those pictures as a text message. Took me a minute to figure out what I was looking at.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:25:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/20/2013 7:26:06 AM EDT by Quintanaroo]
Forward the phone to 1-800-butt-sex

Classic prank. Takes a while for the victim to realize what is happening.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:26:03 AM EDT
Take a hammer and smash it. Could be bugged, so that's the only answer!
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:32:10 AM EDT
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

Sorta beat. It figures, by who. My plan is better due to #2.



It works better when you squeeze your nut tightly and snap the pic and set the greeting banner to "All Hail Lord Alien Brain"


Bat Wing is better.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:33:47 AM EDT
Originally Posted By JerkStore:
Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Originally Posted By gonzo_beyondo:

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

Sorta beat. It figures, by who. My plan is better due to #2.



It works better when you squeeze your nut tightly and snap the pic and set the greeting banner to "All Hail Lord Alien Brain"


Bat Wing is better.


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:36:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DanTSX:
Look for wife GF/pics

Then take a picture of your scrotum. Set it as his background

This
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:38:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/20/2013 7:39:43 AM EDT by TACTICAL]
How about you just stick it in the drawer and leave it be, they will call or stop in looking for it!

Sure look to find the owner, but beyond that is lacking any morals/opsec for a brother!!!!! Might as well send it to BHO!

Just implying perving and searching = DOUCHE BAG!

But once again a "13er" for the win!

BAN ALL 13ers!


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:38:53 AM EDT
sign up for DU?
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:38:56 AM EDT
Change his wife and moms phone numbers in the phone to the others. HILARITY WILL ENSUE!
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:41:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Nightfalcon007:
Change his wife and moms phone numbers in the phone to the others. HILARITY WILL ENSUE!

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:47:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/20/2013 7:48:23 AM EDT by TACTICAL]
I'm sure if you left your CC on the counter, the OP would rack up fraudulent charges.

Leave your phone and CC and well fraudulent charges and your old ladies boobs on the net!

FUCK THIS 13er TOOL and his SHOP for even implying any of the above!!





Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:48:36 AM EDT
Coming out thread.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:53:13 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TACTICAL:
I'm sure if you left your CC on the counter, the OP would rack up fraudulent charges.

Leave your phone and CC and well fraudulent charges and your old ladies boobs on the net!

FUCK THIS 13er TOOL and his SHOP for even implying any of the above!!







Easy. Its a joke. No-one is touching the phone. It's a GENERAL DISCUSSION.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:53:38 AM EDT
I'd log him out of the site, but if I knew him well enough I'd change his wallpaper to something interesting...
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:56:11 AM EDT
I'd just post a thread saying like "I'm xxxx and I've left my phone at the shop! What should I do?"

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 7:56:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By slappynuts:
Originally Posted By TACTICAL:
I'm sure if you left your CC on the counter, the OP would rack up fraudulent charges.

Leave your phone and CC and well fraudulent charges and your old ladies boobs on the net!

FUCK THIS 13er TOOL and his SHOP for even implying any of the above!!



Easy. Its a joke. No-one is touching the phone. It's a GENERAL DISCUSSION.



Really that is what trolls call it these days?

Link Posted: 3/20/2013 8:01:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By slappynuts:
Unlocked. Unattended. Logged in. What should I do???????

Not be a dick.
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 8:02:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By TACTICAL:
I'm sure if you left your CC on the counter, the OP would rack up fraudulent charges.

Leave your phone and CC and well fraudulent charges and your old ladies boobs on the net!

FUCK THIS 13er TOOL and his SHOP for even implying any of the above!!









I didn't see anyone advocating fraud, just scrotum pictures.


Link Posted: 3/20/2013 8:05:06 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/20/2013 8:08:17 AM EDT by TACTICAL]

Originally Posted By anesvick:
Originally Posted By TACTICAL:
I'm sure if you left your CC on the counter, the OP would rack up fraudulent charges.

Leave your phone and CC and well fraudulent charges and your old ladies boobs on the net!

FUCK THIS 13er TOOL and his SHOP for even implying any of the above!!







http://i1107.photobucket.com/albums/h382/UnionThug/Francis.jpg

I didn't see anyone advocating fraud, just scrotum pictures.




And you randomly dig thru women's purses left beyond ID'ing the owner? Same thought/idea! Why post it, why say it! I for one would love to know the shops name where this tool works!!
Link Posted: 3/20/2013 8:05:55 AM EDT
in for the results
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