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Posted: 11/2/2009 4:39:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 5:09:33 AM EST by osprey21]
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.

For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat."


He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

((( rimshot )))



Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:57:37 AM EST
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Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:04:32 AM EST
I raffed
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