Hope this is not a Dupe !

Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall
remain anonymous...

 Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...

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 Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes that the reaper soon
would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to
watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the
momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one
less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned
to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all
liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his
innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again
for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the
urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as
they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their
mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to
all ... there was justice tonight !!

Quoted: Hope this is not a Dupe ! Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall remain anonymous...  Twas the night before Tookie's execution ... ---------------------------------  Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'. The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there. The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead. And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel. I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion. It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage today. When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to see what was the matter. When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer. The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books. The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize. The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay. On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters. Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle. When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !! I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!

I don't care if that is a dupe it's hilarious!

SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 11th time it has been posted.

Yeah it's a dupe, but it's still funny.

Quoted: SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 100th time it has been posted.

fixed now

That warmed the cockles of my heart.  What the hell is a cockle anyway??

Dupity dupe and a +1 TO MY POST COUNT

Quoted: Quoted: SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 100th time it has been posted. fixed now

Unfortunately it's the first time I got to read it.  

It was worth the wait!

Quoted: Quoted: SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 100th time it has been posted. fixed now

Give it a rest with the dupe crap..

This thing needs to be pinned!!! Its great!!!!

That was GREAT!!

This is the first time I've seen it.

First time I saw it. Thanks!

first time i saw it,

Goodbye tookie.

Quoted: That warmed the cockles of my heart.  What the hell is a cockle anyway??

If it's any help, my wife's heart has twatles.

Fuckin A that was awsome

Quoted: SUPER DUPE...I think this is the 11th time it has been posted.

You called it out at least 5 of those times.