A Poem for Glock Lovers

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - A Poem for Glock Lovers

Posted: 8/15/2002 3:02:21 PM EDT

So we'll go no more a Glocking
so late into the night,
nor empty fifteen rounders
at whatever's in our sight.

For we dropped our plastic pistols
in the stream that's running clear,
and as they floated fast away
we sighed and shed a tear.

So we'll go no more a Glocking
so late into the night,
next time we'll bring a Colt perhaps,
it's steel is heavy and bright.

[:D]

Posted: 8/15/2002 3:20:06 PM EDT

[#1]

wow,
it made me swoon.[:d]

Posted: 8/15/2002 4:12:41 PM EDT

[#2]

Glock 21 [b]Glocku[/b] [i]by[/i] Dolomite:

14 rounds of ball

let's rock out with the Glock out

tap, rack, bang the Colt

Posted: 8/15/2002 4:44:16 PM EDT

[#3]

Glistening plastic
Fits my hand just like a glove
Wish I could have 2.

Extra mags cost dough
Need 3 more so I can try
That plan on Wetworx.

Old men use Colts, dude
.40 cal is where it's at
Tuppergun! Ka Boom!

Please hand me a rag
Not for the Glock, for myself
Shredded hands bleeding.

Glocks rock, no doubt sir!
But it is 2002.
Glocks are so 90's.

Dan Rather tells lies
I stick a Glock up his ass
Run through customs, Dan.

Posted: 8/15/2002 5:35:34 PM EDT

[#4]

Glock's a tool
so are you-
but you're a fool
1911's screw

Glock's don't fail
to fire sure
and every shot
power pure

I trust my Glock
with my life
as I trust my cock
with my wife

Posted: 8/15/2002 6:00:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Grock,

The more I read that last stanza, the harder I'm laughing...You're either a guy who ran out of rhymes or a complete and total genius.

Thanks for the laugh, bro.

Vass

Posted: 8/16/2002 12:04:07 AM EDT

[#6]

uhhh.............I like Glocks?[:E]

Posted: 8/16/2002 2:02:55 AM EDT

[#7]

Lead loaded with care
Pull the trigger, funny noise
Oh shit! Not good. OUCH!

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - A Poem for Glock Lovers

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