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Posted: 8/30/2004 7:10:25 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 7:45:01 AM EST by Lockedon]
Dear Subjects,
I'm writing this to you to infrom you that the recent events in Racoon City are nothing to worry about. A quarantine has been placed on the city for strictly precautionary purposes. Please go on with your lives and stay clear of public places, such as movie theatres on September 10th by all means nessessary. We have the situation under control.
Thank you.
Lockedon
Umbrella Corporation, CEO
"Our Business is Life Itself"
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:11:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:11:13 AM EST
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Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:12:10 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:13:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 7:14:58 AM EST by photoman]

Originally Posted By Lockedon:
Dear Subjects,
I'm writing this to you to infrom you that the recent events in Racoon City are nothing to worry about. A quarantine has been placed on the city for strictly precautionary purposes. Please go on with your lives and stay clear of public places, such as movie theatres on September 10 by all means nessessary. We have the situation under control.
Thank you.
Lockedon
Umbrella Corporation, CEO
"Our Business is Life Itself"
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Screw you I'm going to the movie theater on sept 10th no matter what you say. Alice tought me how to take care of any out there looking people
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:16:22 AM EST
I will be disregarding this advise!

Mila Jojovich vs. a city overrun by zombies!


Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:18:30 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:19:53 AM EST
I can't wait!

And I loved the Umbrella ads that started running a year before the movie came out.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:40:35 AM EST
i wanna see it bad, that chick is hot
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:42:24 AM EST
So ah can I turn this into a Mila BOTD thread?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:42:47 AM EST
Milla Jovovich is such a skank.

Vote Kerry in November!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:42:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By photoman:
So ah can I turn this into a Mila BOTD thread?



Please do!

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:43:33 AM EST
I'll be going with 40 rounds of 230grain zombie busters.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:43:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By photoman:
So ah can I turn this into a Mila BOTD thread?



Please do!




Somone get lockedon to add the BOTD warning and I will.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:44:43 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:46:02 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 7:46:20 AM EST by Lockedon]

Originally Posted By photoman:

Originally Posted By motown_steve:

Originally Posted By photoman:
So ah can I turn this into a Mila BOTD thread?



Please do!




Somone get lockedon to add the BOTD warning and I will.




Anything to keep you subjects distracted.
Lockedon
Umbrella Corporation, CEO
"Our Business is Life Itself"
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Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:02:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By JarheadChiro:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/jarheadchiro/pic_01013.jpg



New Zombie movie. Hopefully will be on DVD for Christmas.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:07:19 AM EST
Trailer here for those that are wondering WTF we're talking about

www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/resident_evil_apocalypse/
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:14:34 AM EST
[sarcasm]Alright, now who went and photoshopped out the hooters on our BOTD?[/sarcasm]

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:16:05 AM EST
PAGING BASTIAT! URGENT, URGENT. PLEASE REPORT TO THIS THREAD ASAP.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:16:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By wise_jake:
[sarcasm]Alright, now who went and photoshopped out the hooters on our BOTD?[/sarcasm]




Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:23:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 8:57:36 AM EST by photoman]
Damn can't get thgese to show, I'll have to try later.

Damn they didn't want to stay again, I'll go properly borrow them when I get home and repost them.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:38:47 AM EST
Zombies!!!!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 8:57:13 AM EST
If she's the Zombie, I say bite me!!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:14:53 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 9:21:46 AM EST by swankforce]
WHATEVER YOU DO - DO NOT TRUST UMBRELLA CORP! THEY ARE BACKING KERRY!

-SWANKFORCE
RACOON CITY SPECIAL TEAMS




Airsoft for fun: OK
Airsoft dudes dressed up like they are in the military running around the woods: Very Gay
RACOON CITY SPECIAL TEAMS SAMURAI EDGE BARETTA 92: SAWEEEET
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:15:36 AM EST
FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER!
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:27:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By raven:
Milla Jovovich is such a skank.

Vote Kerry in November!



[archie bunker on]Commie Pinko Bastard![archie bunker off]
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:29:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By swankforce:
WHATEVER YOU DO - DO NOT TRUST UMBRELLA CORP! THEY ARE BACKING KERRY!

-SWANKFORCE
RACOON CITY SPECIAL TEAMS

www.swankslaya.com/rpd/P1010321.JPG
www.swankslaya.com/rpd/P1010327.JPG

Airsoft for fun: OK
Airsoft dudes dressed up like they are in the military running around the woods: Very Gay
RACOON CITY SPECIAL TEAMS SAMURAI EDGE BARETTA 92: SAWEEEET



Is that a "BARETTA", or a "Beretta"?

And WTF? Mag in place, hammer back, your finger on the trigger?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:10:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/30/2004 8:49:33 PM EST by swankforce]

FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER!

[VALIUM]ITS AIRSOFT![/valium]

Is that a "BARETTA", or a "Beretta"?

Actually, Neither - It's a Tokyo Marui gas powered Airsoft Pistol that shoots 6mm plastic bbs, blowback - Based on a gun used in the Resident Evil video game series carried by umbrellas enemy. Did you


And WTF? Mag in place, hammer back, your finger on the trigger?

There were no plastic BB's loaded in the clip, there was no gas in the clip, and it's NOT A REAL PISTOL. I referenced airsoft under the pic - No squirels were hurt during the making of my pic.

I was trying to send a message to Umbrella corp, responding to the original post by Lockedon - which was a JOKE, not a gun safety thread -

Do I need to make a skit with dolls not to get F'n flamed here? No offence to Sarge - I love his skits. It was a prop. It would be nice if some resident evil dorks backed me up here -

No need to start a "no toy guns thread" - I have plenty of real guns, and I practice gun safety with my guns. Thanks for your concern though -
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:12:22 PM EST
I'll go see it but at the 99 cent movie I can use the money I save to get more ammo.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:14:31 PM EST
can not WAIT to see that
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:15:08 PM EST
She sure got a purdy mouth.

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:16:38 PM EST
Can I get an IBTL?
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 7:27:13 PM EST
She is the hottest woman on the planet without a chest. That said, I would bang her like a drum until my heart exploded. And maybe a little after that...
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:35:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By MoparMike:
She is the hottest woman on the planet without a chest. That said, I would bang her like a drum until my heart exploded. And maybe a little after that...


She is my freebie girl .
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:41:54 PM EST
I think she looked better in the 90's.



Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:46:30 PM EST
WARNING:
If the BOTD doesn't have big sloppy saggy floppy titties then 99.9% of ARF.com won't have a thing to do with her.
If the BOTD is a lean,muscled, sinewy, not an ounce of fat woman then 99.9% of ARF.com will bitch that she needs a sammich.

Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:51:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
WARNING:
If the BOTD doesn't have big sloppy saggy floppy titties then 99.9% of ARF.com won't have a thing to do with her.
If the BOTD is a lean,muscled, sinewy, not an ounce of fat woman then 99.9% of ARF.com will bitch that she needs a sammich.




+1
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 9:55:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
WARNING:
If the BOTD doesn't have big sloppy saggy floppy titties then 99.9% of ARF.com won't have a thing to do with her.
If the BOTD is a lean,muscled, sinewy, not an ounce of fat woman then 99.9% of ARF.com will bitch that she needs a sammich.



Damn right.
Link Posted: 8/30/2004 10:48:50 PM EST
Shes a shooter also
Link Posted: 8/31/2004 12:55:40 AM EST
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Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:32:56 AM EST
Wow. Just.. wow.

Link Posted: 8/31/2004 2:56:21 AM EST
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