Posted: 1/9/2003 9:10:56 AM EDT
Got this via e-mail:
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front
of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if
I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stare riveted at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous, tall,
well built, with reddish blond hair and hazel eyes, he starts to walk slowly
up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.... one button at a time.
Nobody moves. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
He whispers: "Here, iron this."
That was a good one! I think I'll send a copy to my wife! [:D]