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Posted: 12/1/2007 10:14:28 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 10:18:46 AM EDT by JackBurton]
A friend and I were discussing Christmas as experienced as children in the 70s and 80s when he reminded me of THIS gem!

Starring Art Carney, Bea Arthur, Jefferson Starship and Mark Hammil as Luke Skywalker with a serious case of teh ghey!

Talk about awful television !
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:23:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:27:13 AM EDT
blech, I wish it was a rick roll instead of that crap
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:29:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:
blech, I wish it was a rick roll instead of that crap


heh heh heh... good point.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:31:37 AM EDT
Didnt Lucas try to erase that from existence
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:32:13 AM EDT
Where is your Life-day spirit?

You damn Bantha Scrooge!

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:32:14 AM EDT
Happy life day!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:34:28 AM EDT
Dude, I so remember that show.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:36:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By blackx:
Happy life day!


What were they supposed to call it?

Jesus wasn't born until a Long time later, in a Galaxy far, far way?
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:37:55 AM EDT
Cocaine.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:38:45 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 10:39:12 AM EDT by sel366]
Thanks! I just wasted 5.24 minutes of my life!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:42:27 AM EDT

Originally Posted By POOR_MAN:

Originally Posted By blackx:
Happy life day!


What were they supposed to call it?

Jesus wasn't born until a Long time later, in a Galaxy far, far way?

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:46:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By fosters:
Didnt Lucas try to erase that from existence


according to legend, he spent all the $$$ he made from Star Wars franchise on seeking out every single existing copy of the Holiday Special to buy and destroy them.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:48:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By spartacus2002:

Originally Posted By fosters:
Didnt Lucas try to erase that from existence


according to legend, he spent all the $$$ he made from Star Wars franchise on seeking out every single existing copy of the Holiday Special to buy and destroy them.


Jesus Christ, money well spent.

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:48:17 AM EDT
I guess "The tighter his grip the more slip though his fingers"
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:49:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By POOR_MAN:

Originally Posted By blackx:
Happy life day!


What were they supposed to call it?

Jesus wasn't born until a Long time later, in a Galaxy far, far way?


If you're the Alpha and Omega, you've been there.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:50:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:51:25 AM EDT
That jogs my memory of the Donnie and Marie show Star Wars special.

Very similar to that only a little gheyer.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:54:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 10:58:25 AM EDT by MisterWilson]
[Baldy the wonderseal voice] I've managed to condense the entire 5 minute clip into JUST ONE FRAME...[/Baldy the wonderseal voice]

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:55:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:
That jogs my memory of the Donnie and Marie show Star Wars special.

Very similar to that only a little gheyer.


I dare you to find it...We're all gluttons for punishment!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:56:49 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:
[Baldy the wonderseal voice] I've managed to condense the entire 5 minute clip into just ONE FRAME...[/Baldy the wonderseal voice]

i138.photobucket.com/albums/q252/mastersqurm/Awefulwars.jpg


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:59:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:
[Baldy the wonderseal voice] I've managed to condense the entire 5 minute clip into JUST ONE FRAME...[/Baldy the wonderseal voice]

i138.photobucket.com/albums/q252/mastersqurm/Awefulwars-1.jpg



I noticed that frame when I watched it! That about sums it up!
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 11:03:32 AM EDT

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:

Originally Posted By giacutter:
That jogs my memory of the Donnie and Marie show Star Wars special.

Very similar to that only a little gheyer.


I dare you to find it...We're all gluttons for punishment!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrjTaZKGl0M

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6ywC5-n7Y
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 11:09:08 AM EDT
And I thought episodes 1, 2 & 3 were bad...
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 11:13:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 11:14:43 AM EDT by POOR_MAN]

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:

Originally Posted By MisterWilson:

Originally Posted By giacutter:
That jogs my memory of the Donnie and Marie show Star Wars special.

Very similar to that only a little gheyer.


I dare you to find it...We're all gluttons for punishment!


www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrjTaZKGl0M

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6ywC5-n7Y


My planet has it's own stars, and it's own galaxy, but this year Sanford doesn't have a sun.



That's cheesey as hell, but the female storm troopers were cool.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 11:21:55 AM EDT
Hated Donnie and Marie as a kid, now I remember why.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 11:46:20 AM EDT
If I were to capture OBL myself, running this in a continuous loop while gluing his eyelids open should be suitable punishment.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 12:02:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/1/2007 12:02:40 PM EDT by JackBurton]

Originally Posted By jor-el:
If I were to capture OBL myself, running this in a continuous loop while gluing his eyelids open should be suitable punishment.


You'll want to loop it together with this...

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=645554
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:03:20 PM EDT
What the fuck is up with Mark Hammil in this? He looks like Florence Henderson???
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:09:16 PM EDT


Somebody needs to go to jail for that.





Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:14:48 PM EDT
I remember watching that when it came on. I was a Star Wars/Star Trek junky, and was totally revolted by it.

Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:19:54 PM EDT
Having flash backs
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:26:01 PM EDT
I vaguely remember that.....


Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:28:14 PM EDT
I love Star Wars, but that was almost as bad as 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 8:29:11 PM EDT
I keep waiting for Art Carney to slip into Ed Norton...

The Bea Arthur sequence gives me nightmares.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:44:44 PM EDT
Damn it, I've been "Star Rolled"
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 9:54:49 PM EDT
What the hell is this???
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:37:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NoHarmNoFAL:
Dude, I so remember that show.


I wish I could forget it. I remember being so excited that it was on TV. Damn, just damn.
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:37:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 556A2:
I love Star Wars, but that was almost as bad as 2 Girls, 1 Cup.


Just when I'd forgetten that...
Link Posted: 12/1/2007 10:46:15 PM EDT
man that show sucked. I remember as a kid thinking what a crappy show that was.

I bed Harrison Ford regrets setting foot in that movie.
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