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9/23/2020 3:47:02 PM
Posted: 7/19/2010 8:42:53 PM EDT
I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Link Posted: 7/19/2010 8:47:10 PM EDT
This one time I was hiking and saved the Swedish Bikini team.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 8:51:38 PM EDT




Still funny though
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 8:55:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By renesis:
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Still funny though


Classy. Yes, It is funny too.

Got the point across without using the D word.
You win the internet, today.
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 8:59:58 PM EDT



Originally Posted By jhud:



Originally Posted By renesis:

http://threadbombing.com/data/media/1/back_in_time_or_a_repost.jpg



Still funny though




Classy. Yes, It is funny too.



Got the point across without using the D word.

You win the internet, today.


I'm done with the D word



On a sidenote YAY!! One Internet for me



 
Link Posted: 7/19/2010 9:02:54 PM EDT
Frank since I ruined your thread how about another fishing joke?










Business and fishing


One day a fisherman was lying on a
beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his
solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the
warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.




About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to
relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman
sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was
fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his
family.




"You aren't going to catch many fish that way," said the businessman to
the fisherman, "you should be working rather than lying on the beach!"




The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, "And
what will my reward be?"




"Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!" was the
businessman's answer.




"And then what will my reward be?" asked the fisherman, still smiling.




The businessman replied, "You will make money and you'll be able to buy a
boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!" "And then what
will my reward be?" asked the fisherman again.




The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the
fisherman's questions. "You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people
to work for you!" he said.




"And then what will my reward be?" repeated the fisherman.




The businessman was getting angry. "Don't you understand? You can build
up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your
employees catch fish for you!"




Once again the fisherman asked, "And then what will my reward be?"




The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, "Don't
you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to
work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days
sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won't have a care in
the world!"




The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, "And what do you think
I'm doing right now?"

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