Johnny Cochran (O.J.'s attorney) tuning-up to defend Osama Bin in Federal Court...

"If the turban won't fit then you've gotta acquit !!"
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"If the nukes are just talk Osama must walk !!"
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"If there's no 'Quid Pro Quo' let Bin Laden go !"
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A pretty fair argument for 'Military Tribunals' vs. a Federal Trial.
(All stolen from a Cagle cartoon.)
Additional poetry anyone.........?