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Posted: 10/5/2005 3:44:08 PM EDT
Also, I built a cold fusion reactor in my bathroom, made Cindy Crawford beg for her turn while watching me boff my wife, and converted Osama Bin Laden to Orthodox Judaism. Are there any certified mohels on the board?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:45:43 PM EDT
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Also, I built a cold fusion reactor in my bathroom, made Cindy Crawford beg for her turn while watching me boff my wife, and converted Osama Bin Laden to Orthodox Judaism. Are there any certified mohels on the board?




Aha! So the secret IS empty toilet paper roll tubes...


I had long suspected as much.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:47:26 PM EDT
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Also, I built a cold fusion reactor in my bathroom, made Cindy Crawford beg for her turn while watching me boff my wife, and converted Osama Bin Laden to Orthodox Judaism. Are there any certified mohels on the board?





I have Bigfoot over my place to watch TV and drink a beer and he is laughing his ass off.  
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:53:17 PM EDT
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I just got off the horn with SGTra51, he'll be back tomorrow....
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:54:33 PM EDT
[#4]
I knew it!

LIAR!!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:57:01 PM EDT
[#5]
I'm hosting a No Holds Barred Match tonight.

Jesus Christ vs. Allah Ackbar

Vacant middleweight title is up for grabs now that Krom got hurt on his Harley.

HS1
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:57:01 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:58:47 PM EDT
[#7]
I was gonna ask how many years you've been waiting...never mind.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 3:59:00 PM EDT
[#8]
Wh you...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:04:29 PM EDT
[#9]
I didn't order one, but I got my hopes up for the guys who did.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:05:07 PM EDT
[#10]
NOT FUNNY
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:06:13 PM EDT
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You are so slow, Heilo built a cold fusion reactor in his bathroom long long ago.  In fact, he employs a crack team of engineers just to refine the process, living all the while in his bathroom.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:07:00 PM EDT
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Give it another few weeks and I'm damn sure I'll be able to say...

I got my LM7 upper in at the Gunstore today...

Scratch Gunstore and put HOUSE in there.  Seems the LM7 might be able to go strait to your door, no FFL.  weee...



Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:07:24 PM EDT
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Also, I built a cold fusion reactor in my bathroom, made Cindy Crawford beg for her turn while watching me boff my wife, and converted Osama Bin Laden to Orthodox Judaism. Are there any certified mohels on the board?



Right!

Did I mention I re-built the Statue of Liberty yesterday?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:07:44 PM EDT
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Oh look, I found a production photo from before they named it...

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:12:13 PM EDT
[#15]
Anyone know when the US made Augs and 550s will be hitting the market?
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:17:40 PM EDT
[#16]
When he grew up, John Holmes wanted to be me.

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:18:43 PM EDT
[#17]
oops.......slamfire

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:20:56 PM EDT
[#18]
Thats just wrong.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:29:04 PM EDT
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You are so slow, Heilo built a cold fusion reactor in his bathroom long long ago.  In fact, he employs a crack team of engineers just to refine the process, living all the while in his bathroom.



Yeah but he only uses it for aroma control. Screw the rest of the world!!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:29:44 PM EDT
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Them fuckers, if it weren't for I spent so much time linking the belts, I would have got my deposit back years ago.  $1000 really doesn't do me much good anyway, so I wait....
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:31:49 PM EDT
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Give it another few weeks and I'm damn sure I'll be able to say...

I got my LM7 upper in at the Gunstore today...

Scratch Gunstore and put HOUSE in there.  Seems the LM7 might be able to go strait to your door, no FFL. weee...






Really?  They got the approval?  Excellent!!!  (guess I'll be sending in my balance soon)
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:38:47 PM EDT
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Damn, I was about to yell at my wife for not letting me put down a deposit 100 years ago when they first started taking money.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:46:36 PM EDT
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Quoted:

Quoted:
Also, I built a cold fusion reactor in my bathroom, made Cindy Crawford beg for her turn while watching me boff my wife, and converted Osama Bin Laden to Orthodox Judaism. Are there any certified mohels on the board?





I have Bigfoot over my place to watch TV and drink a beer and he is laughing his ass off.  



DUDE! I think HE's the one who ran off with MY shrike, Tell him I want it back
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:47:10 PM EDT
[#24]
Ponzi schemes make baby Jesus cry
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:10:26 PM EDT
[#25]
BASTIGE!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:19:23 PM EDT
[#26]
Thank you Mr. Easter Bunny!

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:25:45 PM EDT
[#27]
man how did Cindy Crawford get outta the cage!  I really gotta build a better holding cell
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:31:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:35:52 PM EDT
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Are there any certified mohels on the board?



I'm running a special this weekend.  Half off!
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 5:36:51 PM EDT
[#30]
Yeah, in the mail next to my piston conversion kit that Ares advertises as well.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:34:53 PM EDT
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Thank you Mr. Easter Bunny!





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I'm glad my poor photoshop skills breathed life into yours.
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:35:32 PM EDT
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I loved the "VIA UPS" in the thread title.  That's what made it totally believable!!

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:38:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:38:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:39:54 PM EDT
[#35]
Good one FLAL1A!

Even though I don't have one on order I was astonished and happy.

But it's even better when it's a joke!

LOL

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:51:19 PM EDT
[#36]
That's the best joke of the month so far!

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 6:54:12 PM EDT
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