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Posted: 3/15/2011 4:47:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:50:57 PM EST
It's from the future. You need a better lawyer.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:54:53 PM EST
That's the land shift from the earthquake you are about to have, AT&T has already corrected for it.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 4:58:01 PM EST
How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:20:13 PM EST
I'm sure the wife will be glad hear her safety is worth a botched $9 app.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:21:04 PM EST
Well at least you won't have to explain where your guns went.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:21:30 PM EST
3G there?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:21:32 PM EST
Its hinting to where you will end up.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:24:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By mmajunkie:
Its hinting to where you will end up.


Jimmy Hoffa
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:30:14 PM EST
mine says its in the bedroom when its really next to me in the LR
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:34:11 PM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless:
I figured for $ 9 a month if anyone kidnaps my wife I might get a chance to kill them myself It's hilariously inaccurate. I'm typing this from the bottom of a lake 45 miles away


If you find any guns down there, they're mine.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:43:35 PM EST
[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 5:43:50 PM EST by RunsBellows]
You have gills? Driving while wearing scuba gear? Sounds dangerous

-rb

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Link Posted: 3/15/2011 5:50:20 PM EST
Let me know if you find any of my guns.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:36:10 PM EST
The Captain went down with his guns, huh? That IS tragic.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:46:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I figured for $ 9 a month if anyone kidnaps my wife I might get a chance to kill them myself It's hilariously inaccurate. I'm typing this from the bottom of a lake 45 miles away

You wake up with a horse head in your bed? Been sent any fishes? Sounds like someone is fitting you with concrete boots.

Watch your six.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 6:52:45 PM EST
While you're down there will you look for Skippy?


He's my goldfish. Momma said he jumped out of the bowl and swam down the kitchen sink drain when I was 5. I'm thinking he is really big by now because I am too. So he should be pretty easy to spot.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:02:23 PM EST
Mine said I was in WV the other day. I can see being off within county distance, but that was a little crazy.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:04:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Effenpig:
How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude?


Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water?
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:05:23 PM EST
I bet it wouldn't take five minutes on the phone with AT&T support to find someone who honestly accuses you of actually being in the middle of a lake.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:06:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Originally Posted By Effenpig:
How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude?


Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water?

Penguins can swim.

Pmc
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:09:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By pmc1:

Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Originally Posted By Effenpig:
How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude?


Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water?

Penguins can swim.

Pmc


Now you're just being absurd.
Link Posted: 3/15/2011 7:21:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:
I figured for $ 9 a month if anyone kidnaps my wife I might get a chance to kill them myself It's hilariously inaccurate. I'm typing this from the bottom of a lake 45 miles away

Your a damn penguin where else would you be?
Link Posted: 3/16/2011 5:34:36 AM EST
Originally Posted By SmilingBandit:
Originally Posted By Effenpig:
How do you know you're at the bottom of the lake? Does it show altitude?


Are you proposing that Aimless can walk on water?


If he's the typical overweight Arfcommer, he'd float.
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