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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:22:52 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/18/2015 12:24:53 AM EST by Boom_Stick]
Today, just days before Shot Show 2015 the ATF has once again decided to implement game changing and sweeping rulings. In response to thousands of requests at the ATF Technology Branch they have released this statement:


The ATF likes to change their mind. So today we have done it again and this time we mean it. Many have asked whether pulling the trigger on a firearm more than once in sequential order is illegal. It in fact is. Using Merriam’s Dictionary we look at the word “Design”. By pulling the trigger more than once in sequential order with a split time of less than 2 seconds, you in fact have “re-designed” the weapon and it would be considered “Fully Automatic” or a “Machine Gun” by definition which would result in an obvious NFA Law Violation. The fact that your finger itself is a “mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend.
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We so fuckt.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:24:02 AM EST
That better be from theonion.com or its fo time.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:24:03 AM EST
ok...
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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:27:53 AM EST
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:29:47 AM EST
Wouldn't surprise me.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:29:51 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?

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What if you put the sig brace on your cock.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:30:14 AM EST
Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses.

Someone stop the earth, I want off.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:31:41 AM EST
What's that you say?

The distinct odoriferous emanations of satirical discourse you say?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:32:15 AM EST
I for one, totally believe OP's post to be 100% true.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:33:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:33:34 AM EST
Dildos. Fucking dildos.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:33:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/18/2015 12:34:32 AM EST by operatorerror]

The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend.
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lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:36:06 AM EST
When we all end up in FEMA death camps while we're awaiting our entry into the Gas Chambers I just want to call top bunk during our stay.

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:36:23 AM EST
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Originally Posted By operatorerror:

lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.
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Originally Posted By operatorerror:

The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend.
lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:39:11 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
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Correct, airsoft is exempt.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:39:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/18/2015 12:41:34 AM EST by wayfaerer320]
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
OP failed to provide link
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What's sad is that the word "satire" has to be emphasized in brackets - haha wow...
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:40:45 AM EST
Smell my finger.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:41:17 AM EST
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Originally Posted By operatorerror:

lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.
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Originally Posted By operatorerror:

The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend.
lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.



Uh oh. You're poaching on the farm lands of planet Timeout!

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:41:35 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:


What if you put the sig brace on your cock.
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?



What if you put the sig brace on your cock.



With or without Fleshlight insert?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:43:08 AM EST
Excise Tax Evasion.

That's some arch criminal stuff.

We'll need at least a whole new division of Homeland Security.

And a cable show to showcase these terrorists.
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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:53:42 AM EST
Pull my finger
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:58:20 AM EST
unfortunately, the ATF could really come up with that shit and implement a rule like that.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:09:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By williewvr:
Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses.

Someone stop the earth, I want off.
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In their defense, it wouldn't be the most outlandish thing the BATFE has put out. Upon further review, the shoe string itself is not a machine gun.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:13:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?
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You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again?
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:14:33 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:


What if you put the sig brace on your cock.
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Originally Posted By bagofcrabs65:
Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?



What if you put the sig brace on your cock.


It fit tightly around my kak
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:19:42 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KalihiJack:What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?
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You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:22:16 AM EST
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Originally Posted By gman97005:

You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended
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Originally Posted By gman97005:
Originally Posted By KalihiJack:What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?

You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended

He might not have enough to qualify as a "lever", and maybe he's "jerking" the trigger.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 1:36:49 AM EST
100% of the things you read on the internet are 87% true.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:13:56 AM EST
OP made me pop a P-Mag...needs some ban hammer, or a spanking from Aimless.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:18:15 AM EST
The ATF likes to change their mind. So today we have done it again and this time we mean it.
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For anybody who was unclear, the first two lines of the "letter" are what is called a "clue".
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:21:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By operatorerror:

lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.
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Originally Posted By operatorerror:

The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend.
lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.


Zing!
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:26:20 AM EST

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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:32:46 AM EST
If you hip fire a rifle you "redesign" it into a pistol since it is no longer being fired from the shoulder.
Therefore it can have a stock on it and a short barrel and not be classified as an SBR as long as it isn't fired from the shoulder.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:35:20 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Sputnik556:
Originally Posted By operatorerror:

The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend.
lol

I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom.


This thread went form derp to ghost gun in about 87 seconds!
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:36:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/18/2015 2:39:10 AM EST by justsayin]
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Originally Posted By SilentType:
When we all end up in FEMA death camps while we're awaiting our entry into the Gas Chambers I just want to call top bunk during our stay.

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If we were in Germany.......
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:54:08 AM EST
Such brilliant writing. Sad to have been totally wasted in such an utterly USELESS Post.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:54:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/18/2015 3:00:22 AM EST by bluedogsixty]
I guess next they will require all trigger fingers to be ATF calibrated. Just damn...

Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:56:39 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KA3B:

You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again?
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Originally Posted By KA3B:
Originally Posted By KalihiJack:
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?

You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again?



I was typing with my dick again.....sorry.
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 2:58:12 AM EST
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Originally Posted By bluedogsixty:
I guess next they will require all trigger fingers to be ATF calibrated. Just damn...
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That would make the old saying true: These hands are registered calibrated as deadly weapons!
Link Posted: 1/18/2015 11:52:02 AM EST
Dumb thread is dumb.
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Originally Posted By DvlDog:

Dumb thread is dumb.
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Link Posted: 1/18/2015 12:14:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By williewvr:
Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses.

Someone stop the earth, I want off.
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When it the ATF you never can tell, after all a shoesting is not a machine gun
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