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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:24:02 AM EDT
[#1]
That better be from theonion.com or its fo time.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:24:03 AM EDT
[#2]
ok...
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:24:07 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:24:27 AM EDT
[#4]
Onion?
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:27:53 AM EDT
[#5]
What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger?
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:29:47 AM EDT
[#6]
Wouldn't surprise me.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:29:51 AM EDT
[#7]
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What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? What if you put the sig brace on your cock. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:30:14 AM EDT
[#8]
Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses.
Someone stop the earth, I want off. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:31:41 AM EDT
[#9]
What's that you say?
The distinct odoriferous emanations of satirical discourse you say? |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:32:15 AM EDT
[#10]
I for one, totally believe OP's post to be 100% true.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:33:17 AM EDT
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I for one, totally believe OP's post to be 100% true. Glad I'm not the only one. 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:33:34 AM EDT
[#12]
Dildos. Fucking dildos.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:33:36 AM EDT
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The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:36:06 AM EDT
[#14]
When we all end up in FEMA death camps while we're awaiting our entry into the Gas Chambers I just want to call top bunk during our stay.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:36:23 AM EDT
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lol I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. Quote HistoryQuoted:
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:39:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:39:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWhat's sad is that the word "satire" has to be emphasized in brackets - haha wow... |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:40:45 AM EDT
[#18]
Smell my finger.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:41:17 AM EDT
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lol I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. Quote HistoryQuoted:
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. Uh oh. You're poaching on the farm lands of planet Timeout! |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:41:35 AM EDT
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What if you put the sig brace on your cock. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? What if you put the sig brace on your cock. With or without Fleshlight insert? |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:43:08 AM EDT
[#21]
Excise Tax Evasion.
That's some arch criminal stuff. We'll need at least a whole new division of Homeland Security. And a cable show to showcase these terrorists. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:46:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:53:42 AM EDT
[#23]
Pull my finger
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:58:20 AM EDT
[#24]
unfortunately, the ATF could really come up with that shit and implement a rule like that.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:09:32 AM EDT
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Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses. Someone stop the earth, I want off. In their defense, it wouldn't be the most outlandish thing the BATFE has put out. Upon further review, the shoe string itself is not a machine gun. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:13:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again?
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:14:33 AM EDT
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What if you put the sig brace on your cock. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? What if you put the sig brace on your cock. It fit tightly around my kak |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:19:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended 
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:22:16 AM EDT
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You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? You're still using mechanical leverage to "pull" the trigger, no pun intended He might not have enough to qualify as a "lever", and maybe he's "jerking" the trigger. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 2:36:49 AM EDT
[#30]
100% of the things you read on the internet are 87% true.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:13:56 AM EDT
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OP made me pop a P-Mag...needs some ban hammer, or a spanking from Aimless.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:18:15 AM EDT
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The ATF likes to change their mind. So today we have done it again and this time we mean it. For anybody who was unclear, the first two lines of the "letter" are what is called a "clue". |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:21:57 AM EDT
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lol I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. Quote HistoryQuoted:
The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. Zing! |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:26:20 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:32:46 AM EDT
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If you hip fire a rifle you "redesign" it into a pistol since it is no longer being fired from the shoulder.
Therefore it can have a stock on it and a short barrel and not be classified as an SBR as long as it isn't fired from the shoulder. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:35:20 AM EDT
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The fact that your finger itself is a "mechanical” addition to the weapon confirms this. You would also be guilty of Manufacturing since you added your finger to the trigger, and of course Excise Tax Evasion the moment you hand this newly redesigned and re-manufactured firearm to your friend. I don't know about you but my finger is biological not mechanical. I wish my finger was mechanical. So does your mom. This thread went form derp to ghost gun in about 87 seconds! |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:36:03 AM EDT
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When we all end up in FEMA death camps while we're awaiting our entry into the Gas Chambers I just want to call top bunk during our stay. If we were in Germany....... |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:54:08 AM EDT
[#38]
Such brilliant writing. Sad to have been totally wasted in such an utterly USELESS Post.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:54:24 AM EDT
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I guess next they will require all trigger fingers to be ATF calibrated. Just damn...
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:56:39 AM EDT
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You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What is I use my dick instead of my finger to activate the trigger? You fucking typing with a Playskool keyboard again? I was typing with my dick again.....sorry. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 3:58:12 AM EDT
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I guess next they will require all trigger fingers to be ATF calibrated. Just damn... That would make the old saying true: These hands are registered calibrated as deadly weapons! |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:52:02 PM EDT
[#42]
Dumb thread is dumb.
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Posted: 1/18/2015 12:59:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:02:00 PM EDT
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Dumb thread is dumb. |
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Posted: 1/18/2015 1:14:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sarcasm is lost I'm the unwashed masses. Someone stop the earth, I want off. When it the ATF you never can tell, after all a shoesting is not a machine gun
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