In our department a "WiFi" is what a guy is married to.
In a few cases some of the girlz as well
ETA - reminds me of the time another FF and I got called at around 0030 for a telephone pole on fire during a storm. The rain put out most of the active flame, but there were still embers. After notifying the PoCo (after waiting on hold for 55+ minutes through the normal queue) We sat on "pole watch" until it was daylight waiting for the PoCo to arrive.
Classic quote from call center: "If you don't have a pole number, how will we know where to find you?"
Smartass Tango7 @ 0-dark early: "Just have your guy look for the Big Red Truck with the red and white flashing lights... We're rather distinctive"
Finally it was light enough we couldn't tell if it was still glowing or not, so we called our Lt.
He asked "Do you see it glowing anymore?"
My partner (Sr. guy) "Nope".
Lt: Well, c'mon home. If the PoCo needs us, they can call us.
Damn near 6 hours wedged in an engine. I feel you Bro.