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Posted: 9/17/2005 6:00:04 PM EDT
Thats the bumper sticker I saw today while riding my Harley.

What have you guys seen
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:01:10 PM EDT
On the back of a T-Shirt:

If you can read this,
the Bitch fell off.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:01:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:02:18 PM EDT by Kooter]
I saw this on a Scout once. I just haven't gotten around to ordering one yet.



Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:02:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By purplecheese:
On the back of a T-Shirt:

If you can read this,
the Bitch fell off.



My dad wants that one for his bike.

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:02:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Kooter:
I saw this on a Scout once. I just haven't gotten around to ordering one yet.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v406/kooter/Jeepta1.jpg





Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:03:43 PM EDT
I use to have a bumper sticker on my truck that said,


"Jesus Loves You"
everyone else thinks you're an asshole

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:04:07 PM EDT
I like the jeep one
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:04:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:05:10 PM EDT by twonami]

Originally Posted By purplecheese:
On the back of a T-Shirt:

If you can read this,
the Bitch fell off.


Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:05:51 PM EDT
I have one on my work van that says " Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you"
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:08:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
I have one on my work van that says " Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you"



Ive seen that to ROFL

I saw another one that said Guns dont kill people dangerous minorities do.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:18:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mayassa:
Thats the bumper sticker I saw today while riding my Harley.

What have you guys seen




In a similar vein, back in the '80s I saw one that read "you can't hug your children with nuclear arms".

In retrospect, I should have beat that libtards ass.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:19:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:20:01 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:21:22 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:22:33 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
"You can't hug with nuclear arms."

Yeah, what were the designers thinking, making a bomb that you can't hug people with?


One good one that I haven't seen but I have heard about is a mixture of several popular ones: "Nuke the gay baby whales for Jesus"

And I haven't seen this one but I think it would be a good idea (actually I have to give my sister credit for the idea), "I brake for tailgaiters."
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:22:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:38:27 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]

Don't post crap like that on this website.~ 82ndAbn
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:25:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:39:12 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Dude......... do you REALLY think it's a good idea to link to shit at edited ??

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:26:42 PM EDT
In my H.S. was a poster: "The right to bear arms leads to bare arms."
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:31:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:39:31 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]

Originally Posted By JB69:
Dude......... do you REALLY think it's a good idea to link to shit at "" ??




Goddamn. I'm all night for this one.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:34:33 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:39:55 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
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Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:35:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 6:40:12 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:38:41 PM EDT
Jesus Saves
Moses rebounds, he shoots, he SCORES!!!

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:51:57 PM EDT
"Support your right to arm bears!"
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:54:31 PM EDT
Mission Accomplished NOTHING! Bush Lied, People Died!

I fucking hate that sticker.


Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:57:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By purplecheese:
On the back of a T-Shirt:

If you can read this,
the Bitch fell off.



My t-shirt says

"This Bitch Don't Fall Off. "

Or I really love the other one.

"If You Can Read This, The DICK Won't Let Me Drive."
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:58:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:


A baby seal walks into a club...
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 6:58:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:

Originally Posted By purplecheese:
On the back of a T-Shirt:

If you can read this,
the Bitch fell off.



My t-shirt says

"This Bitch Don't Fall Off. "

Or I really love the other one.

"If You Can Read This, The DICK Won't Let Me Drive."


I saw "This bitch owns her own Harley"
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:01:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:14:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stryfe:

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:

Originally Posted By purplecheese:
On the back of a T-Shirt:

If you can read this,
the Bitch fell off.



My t-shirt says

"This Bitch Don't Fall Off. "

Or I really love the other one.

"If You Can Read This, The DICK Won't Let Me Drive."


I saw "This bitch owns her own Harley"



Yeah I have seen that one too, but since I don't own my own Harley, I can't wear that shirt.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:19:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/17/2005 7:20:50 PM EDT by Stryfe]
That doesn't stop a lot of people from wearing Harley gear, or any kind of motorcycle gear for that matter.

Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:24:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Stryfe:
That doesn't stop a lot of people from wearing Harley gear, or any kind of motorcycle gear for that matter.




Very true. But I don't even own a motorcycle of my own.
I own the bitch pad on the bike of the ol'mans Harley though.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 7:26:11 PM EDT
Had one on my old car that read: “Don’t steal. The government hates competition.”
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:43:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrsGungho:

Originally Posted By Stryfe:
That doesn't stop a lot of people from wearing Harley gear, or any kind of motorcycle gear for that matter.




Very true. But I don't even own a motorcycle of my own.
I own the bitch pad on the bike of the ol'mans Harley though.



Tell him to get off his ass and get you one!
I picked up a 1200C for my ol'lady for her B-day
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 8:56:56 PM EDT
Saw this one on an old car with a REAL old driver....."I'm a dirty old man.......give me a bath"
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:03:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
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I like the "save the baby seals, club a liberal."
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:14:38 PM EDT
"Yee Haw" is not a good foreign policy
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:23:31 PM EDT
"Guns kill people just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat."
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:35:40 PM EDT
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

"Warning: In event of Rapture this vehicle will be unmanned."

"Bitch Onboard"

"Show Me Your Tits" (when my dad and his best friend, both slightly over-weight in their old age, saw that bumper sticker they pulled up beside the car at a red light, honked, and lifted their shirts.)

(seen on a F-350) "Don't tailgate; my bumper's bigger than yours."

"If you can read this you don't need glasses."

"Moose Poop" (reeeeeally random)
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:36:29 PM EDT
mine:

Government Philosophy: If It Ain't Broke, Fix It Till It Is.
Link Posted: 9/17/2005 9:51:55 PM EDT
"Arms are for hugging"

and cleaning, and shooting, and stroking, and loving and...

C'mon, you've never hugged your guns?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:38:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PromptCritical:
"Arms are for hugging"

and cleaning, and shooting, and stroking, and loving and...

C'mon, you've never hugged your guns?



Only when I take them to bed with me.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:19:16 AM EDT
Redneck Foreplay: Get in the truck BITCH!

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex for hundreds of years

Bite Me! Gently, please.

Stop tailgating me or I'll flip a bugar on your windshield

If you're a cop, the body is in the car in front of me.

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:28:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 3:30:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
Had one on my old car that read: “Don’t steal. The government hates competition.”


That's appropriate.
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:37:12 AM EDT
Here is todays

I heart the GUN BAN
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:49:13 AM EDT
Saw one on a truck yesterday that said "my other toy has tits"
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:54:39 AM EDT
Envision Whirled Peas



Link Posted: 9/21/2005 6:57:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 6:59:39 AM EDT by green-grizzly]
I saw this one in Britain, and always thought it was funny:

Keep England Beautiful
Take your trash to Wales


-green
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:07:36 AM EDT
I saw one the other day that blew my mind, and it's not the first time I've seen it. Please tell me what scientist thought this one up, "America bless God".

The creator of this sticker was trying to be cute, but it's pretty stupid. How is a country made by man supposed to confer a holy blessing upon THE divine all powerful creator of the universe? Isn't it rather egotistical for man to confer his insignificant blessing on Yaweh, or Allah, or the FSM, or what ever name you call God?
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 7:21:38 AM EDT
I my wife and my dog.

Nice people swallow. (Retort to: Mean people suck)
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 10:01:01 AM EDT
you guys remember the sticker that read "practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty", right?

well, one day, i saw one of these stickers that had been cut up and rearranged to read:

"act beautifully senseless in a random kind of practice"
Link Posted: 9/21/2005 10:11:43 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/21/2005 10:12:29 AM EDT by GySgtD]
Seen around San Diego:

I <heart> cock (driven by a man)

I'd rather be masterbating

Got MILF? (writen in ten inch letters on the rear window)


Sick people out there...
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