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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:18:49 PM EDT
She just broke some big news.
She can't stand Motorhead and thinks Lemmy is awful. We were so close. My hand is now on the eject lever.  |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:19:30 PM EDT
[#1]
Don't marry me then.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:20:54 PM EDT
[#2]
The Ace of Spades has been dealt. You know what to do.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:21:29 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted: The Ace of Spades has been dealt. You know what to do. I'm already growing a sweet Lemmy stache. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:37:46 PM EDT
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I know what I'd do, but then again, this is my shooting coat....
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:45:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: I know what I'd do, but then again, this is my shooting coat.... http://images24.fotki.com/v852/photos/2/28682/51984/IMG_5525-vi.jpg  |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:47:05 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
She just broke some big news. She can't stand Motorhead and thinks Lemmy is awful. We were so close. My hand is now on the eject lever. She's right 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:47:05 PM EDT
[#7]
I hate to say this, but you might need to pull the eject handle.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:47:23 PM EDT
[#8]
Good wife
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:48:05 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Quoted:
She just broke some big news. She can't stand Motorhead and thinks Lemmy is awful. We were so close. My hand is now on the eject lever. She's right Bite your lip boy! 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:48:15 PM EDT
[#10]
sounds like shes already ejected....
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:48:52 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: Quoted: She just broke some big news. She can't stand Motorhead and thinks Lemmy is awful. We were so close. My hand is now on the eject lever. She's right Them's fightin words, son! |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:49:29 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:49:53 PM EDT
[#13]
you know the rules......
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:50:02 PM EDT
[#14]
This would be hard to take...I will pray for you.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:50:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Yea, that was one of those things we worked out before the wedding. She's just not allowed to have an opinion on Motorhead.
In return, I say nothing when she rocks out to the Dead. 
Fucking hippie commie Mrs. Smith. I love 'er though
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:50:59 PM EDT
[#16]
Get a long wig and glue a bunch of big creepy warts to your face....for Halloween
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:55:08 PM EDT
[#17]
Ok...here is the solution...
#1 Acquire a copy of 1916 (vinyl) #2 Play above mentioned album. (loud and proud) #3 Repeat as necessary I have yet to find a human that does not like this album. If you play it she will like it, if not; your relationship was not meant to be, and she should be released. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 7:55:09 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted: Get a long wig and glue a bunch of big creepy warts to your face....for Halloween I would need a wig as I have no hair....I'm working on a Lemmy stache right now though. Good call... |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:03:13 PM EDT
[#19]
She just turned around and death stared me when I turned on Slayer.
The sad part? She loves Metallica, Megadeth, all manners of rock, hard rock, blues, and even some fucking death metal! But no Slayer? Well...that might exacerbate the issue. (Of course this would have *nothing* to do with the fact that Tom Araya is yelling "GOD HATES US ALL!!" in our apartment  ) |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:04:32 PM EDT
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The Slayer thing I can understand, but Motorhead?
Your marriage needs fixing bro.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:06:09 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: The Slayer thing I can understand, but Motorhead? Your marriage needs fixing bro.I told her that I'm forcing her to go to the Motorhead show with me. I want to see my 5', 103lb wife in the Motorhead pit |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:08:19 PM EDT
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The Slayer thing I can understand, but Motorhead? Your marriage needs fixing bro.I told her that I'm forcing her to go to the Motorhead show with me.
I want to see my 5', 103lb wife in the Motorhead pit
Are they coming soon? and where? |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 8:12:55 PM EDT
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Get a long wig and glue a bunch of big creepy warts to your face....for Halloween I would need a wig as I have no hair....I'm working on a Lemmy stache right now though. Good call... Lemmy stache and no hair is going to be brutal. What's it going to do, just stop at the top of your ears? That thing is a one-piece. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:21:05 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted: 98.9 the Rock is trying to bring them to KC...they've been talking about it a lot.Quoted: Quoted: The Slayer thing I can understand, but Motorhead? Your marriage needs fixing bro.I told her that I'm forcing her to go to the Motorhead show with me. I want to see my 5', 103lb wife in the Motorhead pit Are they coming soon? and where? Quoted: I'm doing it for the lulz Quoted: Quoted: Get a long wig and glue a bunch of big creepy warts to your face....for Halloween I would need a wig as I have no hair....I'm working on a Lemmy stache right now though. Good call... Lemmy stache and no hair is going to be brutal. What's it going to do, just stop at the top of your ears? That thing is a one-piece. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:22:08 PM EDT
[#25]
Motorhead is the best rock and roll band ever.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:22:19 PM EDT
[#26]
If they come to KC, I will go to see them, not that far of a drive.
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:24:18 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted: You'll need a couple of big ol' moles to complete the look.Quoted: The Ace of Spades has been dealt. You know what to do. I'm already growing a sweet Lemmy stache. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:27:23 PM EDT
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Motorhead is the best rock and roll band ever.
Your God Damn right they are, I celibate their entire music catalog. 
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:27:42 PM EDT
[#29]
is her music kind of like the Scorpions?
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:46:33 PM EDT
[#30]
no Orgasmatron for her!
EDITED to add.......Lemmy is awful, it is said if he moved next door your lawn will die. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:48:46 PM EDT
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Motorhead is the best rock and roll band ever.
But Lemmy still can't fucking sing. |
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Posted: 10/29/2010 9:54:28 PM EDT
[#32]
This is what lawyers are for. Call one RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:06:59 AM EDT
[#33]
You showed her your heart and she ripped it out...
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:12:18 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: You showed her your heart and she ripped it out... And in true Motorhead fashion, you should return the favor. |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:19:27 AM EDT
[#35]
Headphones?
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:23:42 AM EDT
[#36]
There is a huge factor in this thread that is missing.
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:30:36 AM EDT
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Quoted:
There is a huge factor in this thread that is missing. This guy is on to something.
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:46:55 AM EDT
[#38]
GTFO now!!!!
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:48:43 AM EDT
[#39]
What you need to do is chain her to a pipe in your basement and blast one of their albums over and over again. Eventually Stockholm syndrome will take over and you're golden.
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Posted: 10/30/2010 4:58:55 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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The Ace of Spades has been dealt. You know what to do. I'm already growing a sweet Lemmy stache. 
I say she shoots guns so it's a wash. |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 5:12:59 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted: There is a huge factor in this thread that is missing. Yeah, the goddamn PICS! You know the rules. This thread fucking SUCKS! |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 5:14:22 AM EDT
[#42]
Send her my way. I can't stand Motorhead and think Lemmy is a hack.
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Posted: 10/30/2010 5:17:21 AM EDT
[#43]
I'm too lazy to google.
Insert bunny/pancake here. |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 5:32:03 AM EDT
[#44]
Your wife obviously has better taste than you.
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Posted: 10/30/2010 6:17:03 AM EDT
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Every racing engine I built had to be assembled to Motorhead.
Never lost one. Always made good power too. Just having the "Spirit of Lenny" around makes everything you do badass. It's like osmosis really. Thanks Lenny. As far as your wife unit alpha goes...well, you know what handle to pull.  |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 6:21:41 AM EDT
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You know how a lot of people refer to the wife as the "better half"?
Here is an example of why that is. 
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Posted: 10/30/2010 8:02:34 AM EDT
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Quoted: ...my 5', 103lb wife... You know what you have to do.  |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 8:06:45 AM EDT
[#48]
Quoted: Quoted: She just broke some big news. She can't stand Motorhead and thinks Lemmy is awful. We were so close. My hand is now on the eject lever. She's right This. There are two, maybe three, Motorhead songs that I can tolerate (my brother owned the "Bomber" album waaay back in the early '80s). The rest are a jumbled mess that sound worse than Ozzy Osbourne singing duets with Slayer.  |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 8:08:44 AM EDT
[#49]
Quoted: I'm too lazy to google. Insert bunny/pancake here. |
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Posted: 10/30/2010 8:21:20 AM EDT
[#50]
Don't argue with her.
Just dicker. /out |
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