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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:14:22 AM EDT
I need some ideas to
 These ideas are needed for a friend.  Thanks in advance! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:16:27 AM EDT
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Chunky peanut butter with some toilet paper stuck to coworkers backside.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:18:03 AM EDT
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We sealed off a coworkers cube entry with a sheet of clear plastic, then filled space with foam packing peanuts to the top. It was pretty damn funny. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:18:13 AM EDT
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After co-worker leaves:
1. Open file drawer 2. Remove files 3. line with multiple 60 gallon trash bags 4. Fill with water 5. Drop live gold fish in Or Just steal co-worker's stapler. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:19:02 AM EDT
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pics? |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:19:24 AM EDT
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For the file drawer prank:
Do not use the top drawer! The water is heavy and could tip the cabinet. Use the bottom drawer. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:19:33 AM EDT
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Black tape over the receiver (the part you talk into) of a black telephone
Make up some new decorative front license plates on cardstock and tape them on coworker's cars' front license plate (dont do this if you're in a state with front AND back plates of course) |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:20:31 AM EDT
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If you've got a freezer in the office,
get ahold of their car keys, put them in a cup full of water and freeze them solid. They freeze qucker if you put some ice cubes in the water. Remember not to freeze their alarm remote or they'll really be pissed.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:21:01 AM EDT
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break a couple of pins off the plug end of his/her mouse and plug back in.
Reset all command prompts to play some stupid saying or song... Stuff it in his/her pooper and post pics. Fill all folders in his/her drawers with thos paper dots from the 3 hole puncher. Put salt in the coffee take the casters off their office chair post things for sale under their name and extension....stupid things like 15 emptty toilet paper tubes...fresh picked dingle berries, ..... |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:21:04 AM EDT
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This was my father's favorite. Write "Call Mr. Bear" on a piece of paper and put the number to the local zoo.
 Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:40:43 AM EDT
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Man y'all are killin' me!
  They will be pleased with the response so far! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:41:09 AM EDT
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Not long ago our Sheriff filled the Major's entire office with empty boxes.....you couldn't get in it at all. Then he just shut the door 'n waited. Was purty funny.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:45:37 AM EDT
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LMFAO! |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:47:54 AM EDT
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Don't forget the fart spray. That just refuses to go outta style. Plus, it provides a quick, cheap sort of fun that doesn't require clean-up.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:54:52 AM EDT
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I just FedEx'd them dead batteries. (They were in Chicago, I was in NYC)...
AA's, C's, cache batteries from arrays that were replaced, etc. (Work paid for the inter-office fedex, of course  )
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:55:09 AM EDT
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When they have their back towards you, put a pice of 2 inch masking tape on the ass, so they can walk around looking stupid all day
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Posted: 9/23/2004 9:57:30 AM EDT
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Take a life-like rubber snake and run some fishing line from the head to the back of a doorknob. Remember to tie it to a door that opens toward the victim so the snake gets pulled towards them as they open the door.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 10:01:15 AM EDT
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with black stamp pad ink on the earpeice and some krazy glue inside the hand set. changing thier computers launguage to portugeese or chineese. If you know how forward as many unrelated phones as you can find to his/her extension. in your own cub eor office find out how to remove the drawers and such from the office furniture --when they are out move all of the similar size drawers around in thier workspace. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 10:02:22 AM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 10:06:39 AM EDT
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Put sand or kitty litter in the drawers of his desk leave every thing in it. Just fill each and every drawer in his office with sand or kitty litter.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 10:07:39 AM EDT
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For added fun on this one, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to "auto-hide". I had a co-worker reboot three times before he figured it out........
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Posted: 9/23/2004 10:17:05 AM EDT
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You can also click on the top of the taskbar and pull it down to where it won't show. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 2:19:00 PM EDT
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One or two strategically executed each day should keep 'em on track!
BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 2:37:00 PM EDT
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3 foot zip tie around the driveshaft of their truck
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Posted: 9/23/2004 2:45:46 PM EDT
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Hide a one pound block of limburger cheese someplace in his office.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 3:32:33 PM EDT
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Capture a generic windows error message and save it as a .bmp. Then take the image they use as their background and edit it so that the error message is int he center of the screen. Save as background. I did this to someone in the IT dept and they couldnt even figure it out......rebooted and it came back immediately...they had no clue what to do. It was great. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 3:36:44 PM EDT
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This one is excellent - I've done it and it works like a charm! |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 3:41:43 PM EDT
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I have used the Blue Screen of Death too.
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Posted: 9/23/2004 3:58:09 PM EDT
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Trappers lure, fox urine
 .........use your imagination! An open bottle strateigically placed where it will spill.Also, check out "Shomer-tec" they have some interesting products under "Cool Stuff."   out!
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:23:27 PM EDT
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How about this one:
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Posted: 9/23/2004 4:32:07 PM EDT
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I can confirm this is funny as hell. |
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Posted: 9/23/2004 7:13:57 PM EDT
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I think they may have used some salmon juice somewhere in their cube. BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 9:07:10 AM EDT
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We couldn't stop laughing last night!
I had to quit reading because my side was hurting so bad! BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 9:28:19 AM EDT
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Pop all the key-caps off their keyboard, and put em back on all mixed up
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Posted: 9/24/2004 9:34:38 AM EDT
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Heres a couple we used in a hospital environment:
If you really hate someone, inject milk into their chair on a friday afternoon.....by monday it will be spoiled and smell like $hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tightly stretch a sheet of glad wrap across the bowl of the toilet and put the seat back down......guaranteed fun!!!!! Blue food coloring in the coffee..........makes the prank above more interesting when they pee green!!!
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Posted: 9/24/2004 12:55:33 PM EDT
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I heard they were going to use the 'fake coffee' spill stuff on the desk!
 BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:03:31 PM EDT
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Change the target of all their desktop icons to solitaire.
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:07:52 PM EDT
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Go into their copy of Word, and set a bunch of interesting autocorrects, like "that asshole" for your bosses' name, Pete's Porno Palace for the name of an important project, etc.
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:13:19 PM EDT
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Subscribe them to materials they would find moderately offensive...or VERY offensive!
Nothing like subscribing them to several gay magazines! Set his work computer's homepage to the filthiest website you can possibly find. Glue or tape a few snap-n-pops to the inside of various file cabinet drawers, desk drawer, and so on. When he closes them hard enough, they go off. Glue his favorite coffee cup to his desk. CJ |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:16:58 PM EDT
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^This works great for people that hunt and peck at typing. A can of silly string, a push pin, some tape, and some string. Tie the string to the push pin, push it into the side of the can of sillystring. Secure the pin with a small piece of tape. Tape the can under the desk of the victim, push the chair under the desk and tie the string to the chair. When the chair is pulled out so is the pin. Shaving cream works too. Vaseline of some other nasty goo on the ear piece of the phone. |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:18:06 PM EDT
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I made a screen saver once that would overlay a screenshot of the desktop, thus doing this same thing as you suggested. The target would come back from lunch, meetings, etc., and nothing would work-- they had to reboot.... thing is, the way I programmed it, it wouldn't wake up, and if they tried to change the screensaver using Windows, the "preview" mode would reactivate it, thus making it difficult to remove unless they deleted the SCR file manually... |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:21:40 PM EDT
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Get a picture of the subject.
Download a webpage from LOCAL childmolester from the Sex offender website. Photoshop Subjects picture into the document. Replace Childmolester Charges with INDECENT ACTS WITH OFFICE EQUIPMENT. Scatter around office bldg. |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:27:32 PM EDT
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I have done this many, many times. No one ever figures it out. It is indeed a classic. Bigfeet |
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Posted: 9/24/2004 1:30:14 PM EDT
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I once worked at a place that had a man and a woman working side by side in what was called the "cave". Think small dark room with fast computers running CAD. She was married and he was engaged. Anyway, I ended up forwarding the man's telephone to the woman's, and the woman's to the man's. They never, ever figured it out. It ended up getting out of hand so bad that they called the telephone company. I know it ended up getting fixed, but by that time there was no way I was going to claim that I had done it. Bigfeet |
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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:35:25 PM EDT
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Still compiling ideas to start the week off with!
BigDozer66 |
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Posted: 9/26/2004 1:15:27 AM EDT
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A good one for a male..........................
Go to a local flower shop, and pay for in cash, delivery of flowers. Send roses to "Steve" ( your nemisis) thanking him for a great evening from Roger. |
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Posted: 9/26/2004 1:24:14 AM EDT
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Open the "scheduled tasks" menu on their computer for a prompt reminder. Type in any message and schedule it to pop up every 20 minutes or so. Secure the prompt with a password so it cannot be disabled. I pulled this prank on my wife a couple of years ago. The prompt would pop up and say, "Its Time to Pleasure Your Husband."
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Posted: 9/26/2004 1:27:01 AM EDT
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I have done this and have had great success. |
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Posted: 9/26/2004 1:38:55 AM EDT
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Uhm....
How do you make a screen shot? |
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Posted: 9/26/2004 1:40:09 AM EDT
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We did the same thing, but when he was cleaning out his cube, we went out to his car, opened up his sunroof and filled that up with packing peanuts. |
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Posted: 9/26/2004 1:40:32 AM EDT
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Use the "PrtSc" button. |
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