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Posted: 9/23/2004 8:14:22 AM EST
I need some ideas to exact some retribution play some harmless pranks on some co-workers.


These ideas are needed for a friend.

Thanks in advance!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:16:27 AM EST
Chunky peanut butter with some toilet paper stuck to coworkers backside.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:18:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:18:13 AM EST
After co-worker leaves:

1. Open file drawer
2. Remove files
3. line with multiple 60 gallon trash bags
4. Fill with water
5. Drop live gold fish in

Or

Just steal co-worker's stapler.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:19:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Clay-More:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
I need some ideas to exact some retribution play some harmless pranks on some co-workers.


These ideas are needed for a friend.

Thanks in advance!

BigDozer66



We sealed off a coworkers cube entry with a sheet of clear plastic, then filled space with foam packing peanuts to the top. It was pretty damn funny.




pics?
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:19:24 AM EST
For the file drawer prank:

Do not use the top drawer! The water is heavy and could tip the cabinet.

Use the bottom drawer.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:19:33 AM EST
Black tape over the receiver (the part you talk into) of a black telephone

Make up some new decorative front license plates on cardstock and tape them on coworker's cars' front license plate (dont do this if you're in a state with front AND back plates of course)
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:20:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 8:21:57 AM EST by Dukota]
If you've got a freezer in the office,

get ahold of their car keys, put them in a cup full of water and freeze them solid.
They freeze qucker if you put some ice cubes in the water.

Remember not to freeze their alarm remote or they'll really be pissed.

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:21:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 8:26:45 AM EST by Stoney-Point]
break a couple of pins off the plug end of his/her mouse and plug back in.

Reset all command prompts to play some stupid saying or song...

Stuff it in his/her pooper and post pics.

Fill all folders in his/her drawers with thos paper dots from the 3 hole puncher.

Put salt in the coffee

take the casters off their office chair

post things for sale under their name and extension....stupid things like 15 emptty toilet paper tubes...fresh picked dingle berries, .....
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:21:04 AM EST
This was my father's favorite. Write "Call Mr. Bear" on a piece of paper and put the number to the local zoo.

Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:40:43 AM EST
Man y'all are killin' me!

They will be pleased with the response so far!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:41:09 AM EST
Not long ago our Sheriff filled the Major's entire office with empty boxes.....you couldn't get in it at all. Then he just shut the door 'n waited. Was purty funny.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:45:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 8:46:26 AM EST by PONY_DRIVER]

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:

Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



LMFAO!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:47:54 AM EST
Don't forget the fart spray. That just refuses to go outta style. Plus, it provides a quick, cheap sort of fun that doesn't require clean-up.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:54:52 AM EST
I just FedEx'd them dead batteries. (They were in Chicago, I was in NYC)...

AA's, C's, cache batteries from arrays that were replaced, etc.

(Work paid for the inter-office fedex, of course )
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:55:09 AM EST
When they have their back towards you, put a pice of 2 inch masking tape on the ass, so they can walk around looking stupid all day
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 8:57:30 AM EST
Take a life-like rubber snake and run some fishing line from the head to the back of a doorknob. Remember to tie it to a door that opens toward the victim so the snake gets pulled towards them as they open the door.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:01:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/23/2004 9:06:43 AM EST by offctr]

Originally Posted By macman37:
Black tape over the receiver (the part you talk into) of a black telephone

Make up some new decorative front license plates on cardstock and tape them on coworker's cars' front license plate (dont do this if you're in a state with front AND back plates of course)


with black stamp pad ink on the earpeice and some krazy glue inside the hand set.
changing thier computers launguage to portugeese or chineese.
If you know how forward as many unrelated phones as you can find to his/her extension.
in your own cub eor office find out how to remove the drawers and such from the office furniture --when they are out move all of the similar size drawers around in thier workspace.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:02:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



+1
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:06:39 AM EST
Put sand or kitty litter in the drawers of his desk leave every thing in it. Just fill each and every drawer in his office with sand or kitty litter.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:07:39 AM EST

Originally Posted By The_Friendly_Sponge:

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



+1



For added fun on this one, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to "auto-hide".
I had a co-worker reboot three times before he figured it out........
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 9:17:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By GunSlingAR:

Originally Posted By The_Friendly_Sponge:

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



+1



For added fun on this one, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to "auto-hide".
I had a co-worker reboot three times before he figured it out........



You can also click on the top of the taskbar and pull it down to where it won't show.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 1:19:00 PM EST
One or two strategically executed each day should keep 'em on track!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 1:37:00 PM EST
3 foot zip tie around the driveshaft of their truck
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 1:45:46 PM EST
Hide a one pound block of limburger cheese someplace in his office.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 2:32:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By GunSlingAR:

Originally Posted By The_Friendly_Sponge:

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



+1



For added fun on this one, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to "auto-hide".
I had a co-worker reboot three times before he figured it out........




Capture a generic windows error message and save it as a .bmp.
Then take the image they use as their background and edit it so that the error message is int he center of the screen. Save as background. I did this to someone in the IT dept and they couldnt even figure it out......rebooted and it came back immediately...they had no clue what to do. It was great.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 2:36:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:

Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



This one is excellent - I've done it and it works like a charm!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 2:41:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By macro:

Originally Posted By GunSlingAR:

Originally Posted By The_Friendly_Sponge:

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



+1



For added fun on this one, move the taskbar to the top of the screen and set it to "auto-hide".
I had a co-worker reboot three times before he figured it out........




Capture a generic windows error message and save it as a .bmp.
Then take the image they use as their background and edit it so that the error message is int he center of the screen. Save as background. I did this to someone in the IT dept and they couldnt even figure it out......rebooted and it came back immediately...they had no clue what to do. It was great.


I have used the Blue Screen of Death too.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 2:58:09 PM EST
Trappers lure, fox urine.........use your imagination! An open bottle strateigically placed where it will spill.
Also, check out "Shomer-tec" they have some interesting products under "Cool Stuff."

out!
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:23:27 PM EST
How about this one:

Link Posted: 9/23/2004 3:32:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:

Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



LMFAO!




I can confirm this is funny as hell.
Link Posted: 9/23/2004 6:13:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hessian-1:
Trappers lure, fox urine.........use your imagination! An open bottle strateigically placed where it will spill.
Also, check out "Shomer-tec" they have some interesting products under "Cool Stuff."

out!



I think they may have used some salmon juice somewhere in their cube.

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:07:10 AM EST
We couldn't stop laughing last night!

I had to quit reading because my side was hurting so bad!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:28:19 AM EST
Pop all the key-caps off their keyboard, and put em back on all mixed up
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 8:34:38 AM EST
Heres a couple we used in a hospital environment:

If you really hate someone, inject milk into their chair on a friday afternoon.....by monday it will be spoiled and smell like $hit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tightly stretch a sheet of glad wrap across the bowl of the toilet and put the seat back down......guaranteed fun!!!!!

Blue food coloring in the coffee..........makes the prank above more interesting when they pee green!!!
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 11:55:33 AM EST
I heard they were going to use the 'fake coffee' spill stuff on the desk!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:03:31 PM EST
Change the target of all their desktop icons to solitaire.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:07:52 PM EST
Go into their copy of Word, and set a bunch of interesting autocorrects, like "that asshole" for your bosses' name, Pete's Porno Palace for the name of an important project, etc.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:13:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:16:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By JB69:
Pop all the key-caps off their keyboard, and put em back on all mixed up



^This works great for people that hunt and peck at typing.

A can of silly string, a push pin, some tape, and some string. Tie the string to the push pin, push it into the side of the can of sillystring. Secure the pin with a small piece of tape. Tape the can under the desk of the victim, push the chair under the desk and tie the string to the chair. When the chair is pulled out so is the pin. Shaving cream works too.

Vaseline of some other nasty goo on the ear piece of the phone.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:18:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



I made a screen saver once that would overlay a screenshot of the desktop, thus doing this same thing as you suggested.

The target would come back from lunch, meetings, etc., and nothing would work-- they had to reboot.... thing is, the way I programmed it, it wouldn't wake up, and if they tried to change the screensaver using Windows, the "preview" mode would reactivate it, thus making it difficult to remove unless they deleted the SCR file manually...
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:21:40 PM EST
Get a picture of the subject.

Download a webpage from LOCAL childmolester from the Sex offender website.

Photoshop Subjects picture into the document.

Replace Childmolester Charges with INDECENT ACTS WITH OFFICE EQUIPMENT.

Scatter around office bldg.
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:27:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By crashburnrepeat:

Originally Posted By PONY_DRIVER:

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:

Take a screenshot of the desktop then make it the background and delete the icons. It will take them a while to figure it out.



LMFAO!




I can confirm this is funny as hell.



I have done this many, many times. No one ever figures it out. It is indeed a classic.


Bigfeet
Link Posted: 9/24/2004 12:30:14 PM EST

I once worked at a place that had a man and a woman working side by side in what was called the "cave". Think small dark room with fast computers running CAD. She was married and he was engaged. Anyway, I ended up forwarding the man's telephone to the woman's, and the woman's to the man's. They never, ever figured it out. It ended up getting out of hand so bad that they called the telephone company. I know it ended up getting fixed, but by that time there was no way I was going to claim that I had done it.


Bigfeet
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 8:35:25 PM EST
Still compiling ideas to start the week off with!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:15:27 AM EST
A good one for a male..........................

Go to a local flower shop, and pay for in cash, delivery of flowers. Send roses to "Steve" ( your nemisis) thanking him for a great evening from Roger.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:24:14 AM EST
Open the "scheduled tasks" menu on their computer for a prompt reminder. Type in any message and schedule it to pop up every 20 minutes or so. Secure the prompt with a password so it cannot be disabled. I pulled this prank on my wife a couple of years ago. The prompt would pop up and say, "Its Time to Pleasure Your Husband."

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:27:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By mace:
Go into their copy of Word, and set a bunch of interesting autocorrects, like "that asshole" for your bosses' name, Pete's Porno Palace for the name of an important project, etc.



I have done this and have had great success.

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:38:55 AM EST
Uhm....

How do you make a screen shot?

Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:40:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Clay-More:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
I need some ideas to exact some retribution play some harmless pranks on some co-workers.


These ideas are needed for a friend.

Thanks in advance!

BigDozer66



We sealed off a coworkers cube entry with a sheet of clear plastic, then filled space with foam packing peanuts to the top. It was pretty damn funny.




We did the same thing, but when he was cleaning out his cube, we went out to his car, opened up his sunroof and filled that up with packing peanuts.
Link Posted: 9/26/2004 12:40:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By _Ugly_:
Uhm....

How do you make a screen shot?




Use the "PrtSc" button.

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