Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login
Site Notices
11/24/2017 4:44:23 PM
11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 8/23/2004 5:59:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2004 5:59:57 AM EST by sgtar15]
If we had are own Olypmics what events would we have?


Troll Tossing?

The "jumping to conclusions" event?

Any more?

SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:01:18 AM EST
The 50-meter +1 relay
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:01:18 AM EST
I a big fan of the naked, 1000yd. Prone competition.!!


Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:03:54 AM EST
Pocket Polo ?
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:04:55 AM EST
cannonball competition?

beer can curling?

beer keg power lift?

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:05:32 AM EST
a 'certain' food eating competition
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:06:43 AM EST

I'd enter for the rapid typing event

Or, how about $hit-storm swimming
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:07:02 AM EST
The "I'd Hit It" Boxing competition.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:07:16 AM EST
IBTL dash

BOTD circle jerk

DU-bashing

Synchronized grammer/spelling correction
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:08:31 AM EST
Most responses to a new female member saying Hi thread!

or

Most pics of Ackbar posted.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:11:07 AM EST
EATING and Sumo wrestling are all I can see from the Group events I've been to.

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:11:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
IBTL dash

BOTD circle jerk

DU-bashing

Synchronized grammar/spelling correction


Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:12:28 AM EST
Speed Grammer!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:18:35 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:19:00 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2004 6:19:54 AM EST by Torf]
200 meter IBTL medley

Triple Pie jump

Abortion debate marathon

100 meter Kitty prone

Rhythmic Dinner Pic Gymnastics
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:20:47 AM EST
The Meat Javelin in the Pooper with Pics.

The 100-yard gripe
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:24:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:25:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2004 7:10:40 AM EST by EdAvilaSr]

Originally Posted By OLY-M4gery:

Originally Posted By BayEagle:
IBTL dash

BOTD circle jerk

DU-bashing

Synchronized grammar/spelling correction





I'm such a lo o ser. Edited to keep tc6969 from coming down on you like a thunderstorm ! EdSr
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:59:46 AM EST
Cop bashing

Along with a biathalon, jump to conclusion-cop bashing.

My personal favorite, commenting on posts you haven't actually read most of and making an ass out of yourself doing so.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:04:27 AM EST
Some named events

KA3B - cut an post.

ETH - Telling you to go to hell in such a way so that you look forward to the trip. (both sprints and relays)
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:04:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tactical_Jew:
cannonball competition?

beer can curling?

beer keg power lift?




beer shotgun event

beer can stacking

bbq cookoff

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:42:03 PM EST
btt for night crew.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:56:01 PM EST
Gun identification from movies and TV shows.

In the event of a tie there is a sudden deathmatch for who can properly identify the gun Al Pachino used in the movie Heat!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:57:38 PM EST
Where do I sign up?
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:59:28 PM EST
Sarge, you gonna do a skit??



Semper Fi
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:01:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:05:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
40 word reading comprehension.



I dun git it...
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:07:24 PM EST
I think this may just be one of the funniest threads I have ever read on ARFCOM.
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:09:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:16:42 PM EST
Sheeple tossing

Best round for killing { insert target here }
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:20:24 PM EST
the who can get both race.

Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:20:37 PM EST
Post whoring

Dupe! race

Pie eating contest (subject to the availability of pie)

- BUCC_Guy
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:30:33 PM EST
Moderator sword Fensing....to the death!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 7:58:51 PM EST
I want to enter the Marpatithon!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:09:13 PM EST
Speed Thread Locking
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:11:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By five-star:
Speed Thread Locking



Fineswine and Shithead (schumer) bashing
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 8:11:56 PM EST
Divorcethon.
Top Top