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Posted: 9/8/2004 9:11:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 9:12:52 AM EST by Moe-Ron]
In the "What would western SF have done better than the Russians" thread markm had a shot of genius (4th post, page one). He asked "More importantly what would the Fatbody Response Team from AR15.com have done?" This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read here. To honor of that on the fucking money statement, I propose the AR15.com FBRT shirt!

Opinions?

Cheers
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:21:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:26:51 AM EST
heres an opinion:

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:27:08 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 9:29:14 AM EST by markm]
I need a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL!

Also it was the Fatbody RAPID Response Team. But I'm with it!

p.s. I love your Username!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:32:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 9:39:06 AM EST by Moe-Ron]
You are right! FBRRT it is!!!

You don't have FatBody Rapid Response Team trademarked do you?

Thanks. Strangely not everyone sees the name. One guy actually called me a moron as a word play insult!

Cheers
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:43:28 AM EST
No Trademarks! Just donate portions to the SITE!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 9:45:26 AM EST
Fbrrt! Oh, pardon me. I didn't realize you were behind me.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:04:27 AM EST
Heh, those would go great with the "SUSPECT" shirts someone else here was selling.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:07:06 AM EST
Not all of us are fat.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:08:53 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:09:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:11:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:
Not available in sizes smaller than XL?



We don't want the spandex affect!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:12:36 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Not all of us are fat.



shhhhh, you'll spoil their moment of zen
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:16:26 AM EST

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Not all of us are fat.



If your gut doesn't keep your PEE PEE warm, then you could have your account locked here. So ixnay on the kinnysnay talk!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:17:07 AM EST
According to the chart in the newspaper today, I am obese by one pound!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:21:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 11:22:32 AM EST by markm]

Originally Posted By 2whiskeyP:
According to the chart in the newspaper today, I am obese by one pound!



Account Lock time. You can't be on the Entry Team. You might get squished in the stack!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:26:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
heres an opinion:




Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:28:29 AM EST
why don't you post a picture then? im sure that'll be good for a laugh................
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:30:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By M4:
Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.



Hey, I thought the pic was damned funny. I even printed it and gave it to a Texas Tech Guy I know. What a Dick!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:36:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/8/2004 11:39:13 AM EST by Moe-Ron]
Upon furher reflection FRT might actually "sound" better, and be more in line with our team's actual "capabilities."

Cheers
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:39:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
heres an opinion:

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg



Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.



where you at now you cockpolishing monkeyfucking cum guzzling queen? i'll even find somebody to post your pic for you if need be.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:41:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By Moe-Ron:
Upon furher reflection FRT might actually "sound" better, and be more in line with our team's actual "capabilities."

Cheers



Works for ME!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:44:34 AM EST
I'm in.

XL for me.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:48:15 AM EST
How about [R. Lee Ermy]Disgusting Fatbody[/R. Lee Ermy] Response Team?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:48:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:

Originally Posted By M4:

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
heres an opinion:

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg



Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.



where you at now you cockpolishing monkeyfucking cum guzzling queen? i'll even find somebody to post your pic for you if need be.



You know, sometimes I forget that "average intelligence" means that half of all people are dumber than me. Thanks for the reminder, Cletus!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:53:09 AM EST
What lovely members we have here.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:53:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
heres an opinion:






That's NOT a real picture - it's an obvious photoshop.

I've SEEN the real picture, and it has a big dildo and a jar of vaseline in it
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:56:11 AM EST
I agree with the Redneck from Texas.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:56:12 AM EST
I'll take 2 in XXL. One for "action" and one for the parade.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 11:58:59 AM EST
MAN! When did texrdec get on everyone's shit list?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 12:01:04 PM EST
TexRdnec, I'm not gonna question the genes involved but I will say this, maybe the avatar affected me subliminally but you look like frickin' Jerry Reed, buddy.

Nice hat, BTW.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 12:01:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By markm:
MAN! When did texrdec get on everyone's shit list?



You never pass up a good dogpile, bro.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 12:04:54 PM EST
WOuld they come in medium or larger? Or are the XL's only aloud?
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 12:23:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By MMcCall:

Originally Posted By markm:
MAN! When did texrdec get on everyone's shit list?



You never pass up a good dogpile, bro.



sounds like EXACTLY what a pillow biting little bitch would say alright.............

carry on
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:13:52 PM EST
silence..............................just what i expected

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:28:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:46:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:48:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i am appauled by the lack of respect my + sized brethren are getting here. Do you not realise the value of us lard asses in a fire fight.



I appreciate your value.

I figure one of you (or maybe two) can stop a .308 - so you can serve as BOTH cover AND concealement

Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:51:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Not all of us are fat.



Yer just in trainin' little fella, pull up a barstool and have some Guinness and chicken wings.



Yeah, but my clothes are still from that erra.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 2:59:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
i am appauled by the lack of respect my + sized brethren are getting here. Do you not realise the value of us lard asses in a fire fight.



I appreciate your value.

I figure one of you (or maybe two) can stop a .308 - so you can serve as BOTH cover AND concealement




Damn, he's right, maybe I'll go on that diet now. I woul;d hate to have some skinny ass hiding behind me while I'm fighting my way to the pie that beer slayer promised.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 3:07:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 3:26:18 PM EST


Originally Posted By Aimless:

Originally Posted By Sniper_Wolfe:
Not all of us are fat.



Yer just in trainin' little fella, pull up a barstool and have some Guinness and chicken wings.




I don't want to look like you when I grow up!
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 3:32:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 7:38:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Moe-Ron:
..."More importantly what would the Fatbody Response Team from AR15.com have done?" This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read here. To honor of that on the fucking money statement, I propose the AR15.com FBRT shirt!



Design is almost done......
Don't think I can get away with an AR15.com sponsorship though.

I'll post once I have the preliminary.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 7:42:21 AM EST
I'm in for a couple XXXL.
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 7:47:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/10/2004 7:48:17 AM EST by Pangea]
FatAssResponseTeam
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:47:23 AM EST
Would these shirts be available in a medium?
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:51:14 AM EST
Only for Fat kids! No thin adults will be allowed to ruin the image!
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 11:52:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/10/2004 12:01:20 PM EST
How about a small? I need a small.
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