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Posted: 9/8/2004 10:11:01 AM EDT

In the "What would western SF have done better than the Russians" thread markm had a shot of genius (4th post, page one). He asked "More importantly what would the Fatbody Response Team from AR15.com have done?" This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read here. To honor of that on the fucking money statement, I propose the AR15.com FBRT shirt!

Opinions?

Cheers

Posted: 9/8/2004 10:21:42 AM EDT

[#1]

I'm in for 2 in XL, and 2 in L after I'm in country a couple of weeks.

Posted: 9/8/2004 10:26:51 AM EDT

[#2]

heres an opinion:

Posted: 9/8/2004 10:27:08 AM EDT

[#3]

I need a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL!

Also it was the Fatbody RAPID Response Team. But I'm with it!

p.s. I love your Username!

Posted: 9/8/2004 10:32:50 AM EDT

[#4]

You are right! FBRRT it is!!!

You don't have FatBody Rapid Response Team trademarked do you?

Thanks. Strangely not everyone sees the name. One guy actually called me a moron as a word play insult!

Cheers

Posted: 9/8/2004 10:43:28 AM EDT

[#5]

No Trademarks! Just donate portions to the SITE!

Posted: 9/8/2004 10:45:26 AM EDT

[#6]

Fbrrt! Oh, pardon me. I didn't realize you were behind me.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:04:27 PM EDT

[#7]

Heh, those would go great with the "SUSPECT" shirts someone else here was selling.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:07:06 PM EDT

[#8]

Not all of us are fat.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:08:53 PM EDT

[#9]

Not available in sizes smaller than XL?

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:09:52 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Not all of us are fat.

Yer just in trainin' little fella, pull up a barstool and have some Guinness and chicken wings.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:11:23 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Not available in sizes smaller than XL?

We don't want the spandex affect!

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:12:36 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Not all of us are fat.

shhhhh, you'll spoil their moment of zen

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:16:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Not all of us are fat.

If your gut doesn't keep your PEE PEE warm, then you could have your account locked here. So ixnay on the kinnysnay talk!

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:17:07 PM EDT

[#14]

According to the chart in the newspaper today, I am obese by one pound!

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:21:50 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
According to the chart in the newspaper today, I am obese by one pound!

Account Lock time. You can't be on the Entry Team. You might get squished in the stack!

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:26:05 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
heres an opinion:

Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:28:29 PM EDT

[#17]

why don't you post a picture then? im sure that'll be good for a laugh................

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:30:28 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.

Hey, I thought the pic was damned funny. I even printed it and gave it to a Texas Tech Guy I know. What a Dick!

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:36:58 PM EDT

[#19]

Upon furher reflection FRT might actually "sound" better, and be more in line with our team's actual "capabilities."

Cheers

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:39:37 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
Quoted:
heres an opinion:

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.

where you at now you cockpolishing monkeyfucking cum guzzling queen? i'll even find somebody to post your pic for you if need be.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:41:40 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Upon furher reflection FRT might actually "sound" better, and be more in line with our team's actual "capabilities."

Cheers

Works for ME!

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:44:34 PM EDT

[#22]

I'm in.

XL for me.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:48:15 PM EDT

[#23]

How about [R. Lee Ermy]Disgusting Fatbody[/R. Lee Ermy] Response Team?

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:48:20 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
heres an opinion:

www.aforkinthetoad.com/Texas/tex-fu2.jpg

Not sure if this photo is actually you, or some genetic mishap you found on Google. Either way, I think we've found the poster boy for the "Look what happens when you have a baby with your sister" campaign. The double-finger-flippin' offspring...Exhibit A.

Good god.

where you at now you cockpolishing monkeyfucking cum guzzling queen? i'll even find somebody to post your pic for you if need be.

You know, sometimes I forget that "average intelligence" means that half of all people are dumber than me. Thanks for the reminder, Cletus!

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:53:09 PM EDT

[#25]

What lovely members we have here.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:53:55 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
heres an opinion:

That's NOT a real picture - it's an obvious photoshop.

I've SEEN the real picture, and it has a big dildo and a jar of vaseline in it

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:56:11 PM EDT

[#27]

I agree with the Redneck from Texas.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:56:12 PM EDT

[#28]

I'll take 2 in XXL. One for "action" and one for the parade.

Posted: 9/8/2004 12:58:59 PM EDT

[#29]

MAN! When did texrdec get on everyone's shit list?

Posted: 9/8/2004 1:01:04 PM EDT

[#30]

TexRdnec, I'm not gonna question the genes involved but I will say this, maybe the avatar affected me subliminally but you look like frickin' Jerry Reed, buddy.

Nice hat, BTW.

Posted: 9/8/2004 1:01:43 PM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:
MAN! When did texrdec get on everyone's shit list?

You never pass up a good dogpile, bro.

Posted: 9/8/2004 1:04:54 PM EDT

[#32]

WOuld they come in medium or larger? Or are the XL's only aloud?

Posted: 9/8/2004 1:23:26 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Quoted:
MAN! When did texrdec get on everyone's shit list?

You never pass up a good dogpile, bro.

sounds like EXACTLY what a pillow biting little bitch would say alright.............

carry on

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:13:52 PM EDT

[#34]

silence..............................just what i expected

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:28:11 PM EDT

[#35]

i am appauled by the lack of respect my + sized brethren are getting here. Do you not realise the value of us lard asses in a fire fight.

When we get to the front we are too damned tired to retreat! We would fight to death for a promise of grilled pork and beer. Hell Toss in some Pie and Nacho's and you will get all the commando volunteers you need.

Sure we may be a little slower but imagine 2 250lbs + GUARDS sitting on some 98lbs flea ridden terrorist. That bastard isn't going anywhere.

We are perfect for snow manuevers as well. Ever see them skinnies shiver in the snow. Hell we break a sweat when it gets above 70 degrees.

COME ON MY METOBOLICLY CHALLENGED BROTHERS!! STAND UP AND DEMAND THE RESPECT WE DESERVE!

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:46:59 PM EDT

[#36]

VIVA LA BABYBACK RIBS

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:48:17 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
i am appauled by the lack of respect my + sized brethren are getting here. Do you not realise the value of us lard asses in a fire fight.

I appreciate your value.

I figure one of you (or maybe two) can stop a .308 - so you can serve as BOTH cover AND concealement

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:51:56 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Not all of us are fat.

Yer just in trainin' little fella, pull up a barstool and have some Guinness and chicken wings.

Yeah, but my clothes are still from that erra.

Posted: 9/8/2004 3:59:52 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Quoted:
i am appauled by the lack of respect my + sized brethren are getting here. Do you not realise the value of us lard asses in a fire fight.

I appreciate your value.

I figure one of you (or maybe two) can stop a .308 - so you can serve as BOTH cover AND concealement

Damn, he's right, maybe I'll go on that diet now. I woul;d hate to have some skinny ass hiding behind me while I'm fighting my way to the pie that beer slayer promised.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:07:02 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
Quoted:
i am appauled by the lack of respect my + sized brethren are getting here. Do you not realise the value of us lard asses in a fire fight.

I appreciate your value.

I figure one of you (or maybe two) can stop a .308 - so you can serve as BOTH cover AND concealement

see gecko 45 had it wrong. Who needs plates just duct tape a couple pork eating rednecks to your ass and your good to go. Then again you probobly do that for fun now anyway.

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:26:18 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Not all of us are fat.

Yer just in trainin' little fella, pull up a barstool and have some Guinness and chicken wings.

I don't want to look like you when I grow up!

Posted: 9/8/2004 4:32:38 PM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Not all of us are fat.

Yer just in trainin' little fella, pull up a barstool and have some Guinness and chicken wings.

I don't want to look like you when I grow up!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Posted: 9/10/2004 8:38:09 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
..."More importantly what would the Fatbody Response Team from AR15.com have done?" This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read here. To honor of that on the fucking money statement, I propose the AR15.com FBRT shirt!

Design is almost done......
Don't think I can get away with an AR15.com sponsorship though.

I'll post once I have the preliminary.