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Posted: 12/29/2002 10:53:22 AM EST
Go ugly early and avoid the rush A 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2 If she is below your standards, lower your standards
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5's are better in the sack. They try harder.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:05:13 AM EST
Yikes! thanks god I'm married!
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:05:27 AM EST
It's not the face you're fuc.....
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Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:06:53 AM EST
Originally Posted By Sukebe: 5's are better in the sack. They try harder.
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Not always true.....
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:09:51 AM EST
I used to work for a guy who always said go for the average and plain girls, they appreciate it more.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:11:08 AM EST
Originally Posted By Sukebe: 5's are better in the sack. They try harder.
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For bvmjethead; [red]DISCLAIMER[/red] [red]DISCLAIMER[/red] [red]DISCLAIMER[/red] Statement was for entertainment purposes only. I do not guarantee it to to true.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:13:01 AM EST
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Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:20:17 AM EST
I have no place even replying to this thread! See my thread titled "Question"
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:21:03 AM EST
Originally Posted By HiramRanger: If I was as ugly as Wave I'd put a bag over my own face before masturbating...
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low blow
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:23:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By Paul:
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: It's not the face you're F'ing, it's the F... you're facing
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Oh please ... with a straight line like that who can hold off? Don't limit yourself!
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Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:24:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER: It's not the face you're fuc.....
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Sometimes it is. . .
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 11:51:30 AM EST
when the lights go out, they all look the same. They just feel a little different.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 12:05:46 PM EST
One of my many flight suit nametags reads [b]"AM1 G.O.UGLERLY".[/b]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 12:26:37 PM EST
No means YES!
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 12:32:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 1:31:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/29/2002 1:34:39 PM EST by tommytrauma]
Originally Posted By MisterGreens: No means YES!
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I'm a pretty non-PC kinda guy, but that shit ain't funny. No means no, and rape means a cap in the back of the head.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 1:42:08 PM EST
Women are like a golf course, if you are not going to play [b]ALL[/b] the holes, don't come out of the clubhouse.
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Link Posted: 12/29/2002 2:42:11 PM EST
posted these before, but good quotes: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." > > Steve Martin "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." > > Woody Allen "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." > > Unknown "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." > > Rodney Dangerfield "My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet." > > Bill Kelly "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." > > Woody Allen "You know that look - women get when they want sex? Me neither." > > Drew Carey "Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." > > Woody Allen "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." > > George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." > > Henry Miller "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." > > P. J. O'Rourke
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 2:47:13 PM EST
Originally Posted By tommytrauma:
Originally Posted By MisterGreens: No means YES!
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I'm a pretty non-PC kinda guy, but that shit ain't funny. No means no, and rape means a cap in the back of the head.
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[i]sigh[/i] [b]Relax[/b] - it's a joke!
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 3:07:14 PM EST
Don't forget the blind man test: Your eyes may deceive you, so play like Helen Keller and feel her out for a huge nose, warts and other nasty surprises you may wake up to in the morning. And yes, its all pink inside.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 3:20:11 PM EST
"Drink'm Pretty" I have stood by that one since I was 20. BISHOP
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If you can not capture a young, good looking lady, remember what Ben Franklin said "All cats are gray in the dark". Older ladies like love too. Shootist
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 6:53:55 PM EST
Remember, they all look like sisters from the bottom!
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 7:01:24 PM EST
Originally Posted By kpel308: I always thought it was the: [b]S[/b]outh [b]H[/b]udson [b]I[/b]nstitute of [b]T[/b]echnology! Of course, I tend to have a certain fondness for that other institution on the Severn (I was an NROTC Midshipman at the University of Michigan). By the way, I was dating an attractive female Air Force cadet at the time, and I don't recall ever thinking the top of HER head was ugly, either![;D]
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I always liked "Can't get a 10? Try two 5's instead!" When were you a midshipman at UofM? I was in AFROTC at EMU and we had our classes over at North Hall with you guys. Remember: 9 out of 10 women in the Big-10 are pretty....and the 10th goes to Michigan.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 7:04:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/29/2002 7:11:28 PM EST by fyrftr]
They are all sisters upside down in the rain barrel!! [}:D]
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Pilsner + Pillowcase + Pussy = [b]PLEASURE![/b]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 7:16:09 PM EST
There is no such thing as ugly as long as she doesn't exceed the pounds per inch ratio. From the back it all looks the same (relatively). If I had it to do all over again, I'd screw ALL the average girls in high school and would have not wasted a second on the hotties.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 9:58:04 PM EST
Beauty is a flick of a light switch away.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:07:05 PM EST
Originally Posted By BenDover: If I had it to do all over again, I'd screw ALL the average girls in high school and would have not wasted a second on the hotties.
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That's exactly what the Christmas cards said that I gave my nephews. [;)]
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:12:22 PM EST
Fat chicks need love too.
Link Posted: 12/29/2002 10:30:21 PM EST
Chicks who smoke are used to long white things in thier mouth.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 5:57:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 5:58:22 AM EST by Kurt_Austin]
82ndArn said that her face was inthe pillow?? WTF??? The pillow is for my knees.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 7:13:30 AM EST
Originally Posted By HiramRanger: If I was as ugly as Wave I'd put a bag over my own face before masturbating...
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OUCH! /me writes that one down for future reference.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 7:15:52 AM EST
Originally Posted By 82ndAbn: You can't see the face when its stuffed against the pillow.
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Don't ask/don't tell, soldier.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 7:27:55 AM EST
Five twos are just as good as one ten.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 7:47:10 AM EST
WOW!! [:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:21:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By kpel308: Actually, I was also cross-town enrolled at EMU! It's just the UofM had the NROTC unit (try getting to PT at 0600 when the buses don't run until 0700)and most people don't know about EMU. I was a Huron in '84-'86, until I lost my Marine Corps scholarship for physical reasons. I hear we're the Eagles, now, though no one asked the Huron tribe if they minded.
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HOLY CRAP! I was in at the same time you were! EMU AFROTC 85-87. I left for similar reasons (hit in the back of the leg with a rock, in uniform, while crossing the Diag going to South Quad at UofM. All the while the hippies and "shantytown" squaters called us Hitler Youth and Reagan Youth). I understand about the early morning bus ride (took the Washtenaw route, sometimes the Geddes (sp?) route. I usually got up early, went to Commons 1 for breakfast and scooted out. Dude, I might have met you! Messed up. I hear you on the Eagles/Hurons thing. No one did ask the Huron tribe if they objected. A bunch of liberal East Coast whites found it objectionable and pressured Pres. Shelton and the regents to change it.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 8:53:07 AM EST
If they are old enough to drive, they are old enough to ride.* *check your local laws first! Av.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:02:20 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/30/2002 9:04:41 AM EST by 1GUNRUNNER]
Originally Posted By Kurt_Austin: 82ndArn said that her face was inthe pillow?? WTF??? The pillow is for my knees.
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Ahhhh..... he didn't say anything about [i]her[/i] face.......he's a pillow biter, and I can say that, because he's out of town. [}:D]
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:15:32 AM EST
I'll tell my fatchick joke. Fat chicks are like mopeds. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:35:47 AM EST
Yep, just roll 'em around in flour and look for the wet spot.
Link Posted: 12/30/2002 9:38:07 AM EST
Valkyrie - get out of this thread NOW!
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