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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:21:48 PM EDT
Just another evening at work in the hood.

An hour from closing the store, a guy comes in screaming... i have been shot call 911....

He was shot in the inner thigh, not a lot of blood surprisingly,  his leg was swelling up nicely by the time whambulance and police got to my store.

He  said he was just walking down the street and got shot, bullshit.

HE was trying to fuck with one of the many drug dealer that occupy the houses behind my store, fucked with the wrong one and and got shot.

Also at the same time we got slammed with customers, and then 25 cops show up and are all over the store and surrounding areas.

Left an hour late, and every customer was a pain in the ass.

What a fucking day...
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:22:41 PM EDT
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When you say he was trying to fuck with the dealer, what do you mean?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:22:48 PM EDT
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The notorious "some guy" who shoots everyone that comes in the ER
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:23:02 PM EDT
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Somehow I'm reminded of the pawnshop scene from Pulp Fiction. "Spider caught a fly".
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:23:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:16 PM EDT
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Were you even supposed to be there today?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:25 PM EDT
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Rob him, disrespect him, any other valid action for a drug to shoot you.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:48 PM EDT
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Should have brought him in your back room and ass raped him.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:26:13 PM EDT
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Yup... Open to close. got to work at 7am and left at 8pm.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:27:53 PM EDT
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He wasn't my type.

 I prefer the desperate crackhead whores who will give a BJ for a cheeseburger or a taco.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:28:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:28:32 PM EDT
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What kind of store do you work in and why?
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Pawn shop.  Because they hired me.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:29:19 PM EDT
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I missed the joke/reference on this one.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:29:48 PM EDT
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Love OP avatar.  

This house has sho gone crazy,
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:31:00 PM EDT
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Can't carry in the store, concealed means concealed and all.

But if i get shot i am gonna sue them for that policy, especially at my store.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:32:06 PM EDT
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This house has sho gone crazy,
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Thanks, been meaning to change the tag line to "this house".
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:32:08 PM EDT
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What type of store?

Saw above nvrmind
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:33:11 PM EDT
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One day we'll find that SOB...one day.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:38:18 PM EDT
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Most of them are slinging crack and other drugs behind my store, and about 6 tmes that i have seen in the back parking lot.


Police are out there almost every day, even parked a truck by the first house for 4 days.

The just move to the other side of the block, and have a ton of scouts.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:38:35 PM EDT
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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8K6P7Mq9g[/youtube]
Mit der linken
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:40:51 PM EDT
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Ah yes, Clerks, how could i forget.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:42:52 PM EDT
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Florida guy is everywhere today.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:44:03 PM EDT
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How many fucking perfectly good aprons did you waste on that mook?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:48:30 PM EDT
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Paper towel only.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 9:49:43 PM EDT
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He wasn't my type.

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Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:03:10 PM EDT
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Like, proper fuck?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:08:51 PM EDT
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What?  With monocles and top hats?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:13:13 PM EDT
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Pawn shop.  Because they hired me.
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Suddenly the ass rape story has more relevance. Is there a basement?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:18:03 PM EDT
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I Got These Cheeseburgers - Menace II Society
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:18:28 PM EDT
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Like, proper fuck?
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Suddenly the ass rape story has more relevance. Is there a basement?
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Pawn shop.  Because they hired me.


Suddenly the ass rape story has more relevance. Is there a basement?

With a gimp?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:42:15 PM EDT
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Trying to get shit on the arm. Pay less, trade some useless crap. In general being a crack head lol
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:46:40 PM EDT
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"Racist, white, Trump voting, NRA, klan member" certainly.  The same demographic that committs most crime in the hood. ??
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 10:47:14 PM EDT
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He wasn't my type.

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Edit -

I see I was beat a few times...  let me try to redeem myself...

Link Posted: 2/13/2017 11:19:41 PM EDT
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Was his name Marcellus?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 11:22:35 PM EDT
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Did he look like a bitch?
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 11:22:52 PM EDT
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Who says he didn't..hence the "swelled leg"....

ETA Late: glad you were not hurt and glad you got a good sense of humor.
Link Posted: 2/13/2017 11:32:46 PM EDT
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First thing I thought of
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:22:35 AM EDT
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Thanks, been meaning to change the tag line to "this house".
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Love OP avatar.  

This house has sho gone crazy,


Thanks, been meaning to change the tag line to "this house".


Same black guy was in another Stooges, the one on the train, where he was using the lions tail to shine shoes.
Link Posted: 2/14/2017 12:24:03 AM EDT
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