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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:21:48 PM EDT
Just another evening at work in the hood.
An hour from closing the store, a guy comes in screaming... i have been shot call 911.... He was shot in the inner thigh, not a lot of blood surprisingly, his leg was swelling up nicely by the time whambulance and police got to my store. He said he was just walking down the street and got shot, bullshit. HE was trying to fuck with one of the many drug dealer that occupy the houses behind my store, fucked with the wrong one and and got shot. Also at the same time we got slammed with customers, and then 25 cops show up and are all over the store and surrounding areas. Left an hour late, and every customer was a pain in the ass. What a fucking day... 
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:22:41 PM EDT
When you say he was trying to fuck with the dealer, what do you mean?
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:22:48 PM EDT
The notorious "some guy" who shoots everyone that comes in the ER
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:23:02 PM EDT
Somehow I'm reminded of the pawnshop scene from Pulp Fiction. "Spider caught a fly".
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:23:17 PM EDT
You should have shot him again and told the cops he was robbing you.
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:16 PM EDT
Were you even supposed to be there today?
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:25 PM EDT
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When you say he was trying to fuck with the dealer, what do you mean? Rob him, disrespect him, any other valid action for a drug to shoot you. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:48 PM EDT
Should have brought him in your back room and ass raped him.
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:24:53 PM EDT
What kind of store do you work in and why?
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:26:13 PM EDT
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Were you even supposed to be there today? Yup... Open to close. got to work at 7am and left at 8pm. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:27:53 PM EDT
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Should have brought him in your back room and ass raped him. 
He wasn't my type. 
I prefer the desperate crackhead whores who will give a BJ for a cheeseburger or a taco. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:28:02 PM EDT
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Were you even supposed to be there today? 
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:28:32 PM EDT
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What kind of store do you work in and why? Pawn shop. Because they hired me.
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:29:19 PM EDT
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I missed the joke/reference on this one. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:29:48 PM EDT
Love OP avatar.
This house has sho gone crazy, |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:31:00 PM EDT
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You should have shot him again and told the cops he was robbing you. Can't carry in the store, concealed means concealed and all. 
But if i get shot i am gonna sue them for that policy, especially at my store. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:32:06 PM EDT
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Love OP avatar. This house has sho gone crazy, Thanks, been meaning to change the tag line to "this house". |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:32:08 PM EDT
What type of store?
Saw above nvrmind |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:33:11 PM EDT
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The notorious "some guy" who shoots everyone that comes in the ER One day we'll find that SOB...one day. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:38:18 PM EDT
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One day we'll find that SOB...one day. Most of them are slinging crack and other drugs behind my store, and about 6 tmes that i have seen in the back parking lot. Police are out there almost every day, even parked a truck by the first house for 4 days. The just move to the other side of the block, and have a ton of scouts. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:38:35 PM EDT
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I missed the joke/reference on this one. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8K6P7Mq9g[/youtube] Mit der linken |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:40:51 PM EDT
Quote History Ah yes, Clerks, how could i forget.
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:42:52 PM EDT
Florida guy is everywhere today.
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:44:03 PM EDT
How many fucking perfectly good aprons did you waste on that mook? |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:48:30 PM EDT
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http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/3775/23/16x9/960.jpg How many fucking perfectly good aprons did you waste on that mook?
Paper towel only. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 9:49:43 PM EDT
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He wasn't my type.
I prefer the desperate crackhead whores who will give a BJ for a cheeseburger or a taco. 
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:03:10 PM EDT
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When you say he was trying to fuck with the dealer, what do you mean? Like, proper fuck? |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:08:51 PM EDT
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Like, proper fuck? What? With monocles and top hats? |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:13:13 PM EDT
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Pawn shop. Because they hired me. Suddenly the ass rape story has more relevance. Is there a basement? |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:18:03 PM EDT
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He wasn't my type.
I prefer the desperate crackhead whores who will give a BJ for a cheeseburger or a taco.  I Got These Cheeseburgers - Menace II Society |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:18:28 PM EDT
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Like, proper fuck?
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:38:24 PM EDT
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Suddenly the ass rape story has more relevance. Is there a basement? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Pawn shop. Because they hired me. Suddenly the ass rape story has more relevance. Is there a basement? With a gimp? |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:42:15 PM EDT
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When you say he was trying to fuck with the dealer, what do you mean? Trying to get shit on the arm. Pay less, trade some useless crap. In general being a crack head lol |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:46:40 PM EDT
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The notorious "some guy" who shoots everyone that comes in the ER "Racist, white, Trump voting, NRA, klan member" certainly. The same demographic that committs most crime in the hood. ?? |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 10:47:14 PM EDT
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He wasn't my type.
I prefer the desperate crackhead whores who will give a BJ for a cheeseburger or a taco. 
Edit - I see I was beat a few times... let me try to redeem myself... 
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Posted: 2/13/2017 11:19:41 PM EDT
Was his name Marcellus?
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Posted: 2/13/2017 11:22:35 PM EDT
Did he look like a bitch?
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Posted: 2/13/2017 11:22:52 PM EDT
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Should have brought him in your back room and ass raped him. Who says he didn't..hence the "swelled leg".... ETA Late: glad you were not hurt and glad you got a good sense of humor. |
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Posted: 2/13/2017 11:32:46 PM EDT
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http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/3775/23/16x9/960.jpg How many fucking perfectly good aprons did you waste on that mook? First thing I thought of
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Posted: 2/14/2017 12:22:35 AM EDT
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Thanks, been meaning to change the tag line to "this house". Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Love OP avatar. This house has sho gone crazy, Thanks, been meaning to change the tag line to "this house". Same black guy was in another Stooges, the one on the train, where he was using the lions tail to shine shoes. |
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Posted: 2/14/2017 12:24:03 AM EDT
T.I.F.
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