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Posted: 11/1/2009 4:29:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 4:29:31 PM EST by bclark1]
Some of you may remember this thread regarding my jackolantern choice:
http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=949072



I walked out to my front porch tonight to find this under it!


It could be anyone... where to blade? Where to adrenaline dump?

I can't get over what shitbags liberals are. They're reaping what they sow, but can't handle it. I just wish this cowardly household had the sack to ring the doorbell and say this to my face. What either happened to facing your problems or growing a thicker skin?

Needless to say fiancee's pissed and thinks the whole neighborhood hates us. Highly doubtful considering there's a Gadsden flag down the block. But I better not catch anyone with Elmo paper any time soon...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:30:36 PM EST
in on one
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:30:40 PM EST
gloves are off. I would find out who it was and I would [coc]
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:30:55 PM EST
She spelled "whiney" wrong.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:30:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 4:31:55 PM EST by numberofthebeast]
She's an idiot.

The elmo paper makes it funny though.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:31:56 PM EST
Meh....

Just a note from a tax sucking welfare breeder....

no worries IMHO.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:32:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 4:33:01 PM EST by Zedhead]


Think you need an exploding Elmo on your porch.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:33:24 PM EST
next year,make two-NOBAMA&NOELMO
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:33:25 PM EST
Originally Posted By numberofthebeast:
She's an idiot.

The elmo paper makes it funny though.


I think that's the office stationary ACORN uses to do pimp taxes and list bums to be bribed on election day...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:33:38 PM EST
I need to get an Elmo silhouette target, perforate it, and then hang it out front.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:34:47 PM EST
Hmmm....Maybe you should keep Halloween around for another week or so by adding a few more Nobama pumpkins.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:34:55 PM EST
do it again next helloween and set-up a night vision camera!!! epic thread in progress!
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:35:43 PM EST
haha elmo.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:35:52 PM EST
Awww..... they get so pissy when you defile their 'messiah.'
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:36:38 PM EST
Sounds like a great time to erect a flag pole and fly a NOBAMA flag.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:37:35 PM EST
I did something similiar a few months ago.

I had one of those Why So Socialist printouts in my garage door window when some nameless, whiny liberal MAILED me some bullshit about it. No return address, no name, signature, nothing. if these people had the fucking sack to say something, that would be different. This blind bullshit where they ASSUME their opinion actually matters is what bothered me. Had they come to the house, I could have told them what retards they were.

Well...what did I do? I plastered my windows with the posters for the next 2 months.

Make them pay. Go big.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:39:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wehrmacht_Sniper:
I did something similiar a few months ago.

I had one of those Why So Socialist printouts in my garage door window when some nameless, whiny liberal MAILED me some bullshit about it. No return address, no name, signature, nothing. if these people had the fucking sack to say something, that would be different. This blind bullshit where they ASSUME their opinion actually matters is what bothered me. Had they come to the house, I could have told them what retards they were.

Well...what did I do? I plastered my windows with the posters for the next 2 months.

Make them pay. Go big.

A-fucking-men.

Problem is my boo lacks the constitution to wage war in a new, alien neighborhood. Perhaps I'll just have to accept that she will leave me and just count on inappropriate GD threads to get me by during those long nights...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:39:59 PM EST
Originally Posted By bowtechhunter:
next year,make two-NOBAMA&NOELMO




This.


Or maybe a Nobama pumpkin next to an Elmo hanging from a gallows or some such.





-K
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:41:13 PM EST
They sure can't take it, can they?

Fuck them and fuck their idol.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:41:36 PM EST
in.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:42:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 4:46:39 PM EST by Texkaw]
It's Rich! You have an Audience!

For Christmas, figure out another NoBama message. A Santa with a "impeach the Kenyan, for the children" sign or something.


Oh, and good job on the pumpkin.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:43:16 PM EST


id erect a giant fucking sign in my yard

thats what the heck i would it




Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:47:58 PM EST

It's great that Elmo can write you such an angry note and still smile about it...
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:48:45 PM EST
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:52:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 4:54:04 PM EST by kypt]
Only one course of action for you now.

Get handwriting samples from all your neighbors. When you find the cunt that left the note, carve the NOBAMA from the pumpkin into their severed head and leave it on your porch as a warning.



ETA: I'd also leave Elmo's severed head out there, as he/she/it is clearly involved.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:56:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!


Link Posted: 11/1/2009 4:56:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By bclark1:

Originally Posted By Wehrmacht_Sniper:
I did something similiar a few months ago.

I had one of those Why So Socialist printouts in my garage door window when some nameless, whiny liberal MAILED me some bullshit about it. No return address, no name, signature, nothing. if these people had the fucking sack to say something, that would be different. This blind bullshit where they ASSUME their opinion actually matters is what bothered me. Had they come to the house, I could have told them what retards they were.

Well...what did I do? I plastered my windows with the posters for the next 2 months.

Make them pay. Go big.

A-fucking-men.

Problem is my boo lacks the constitution to wage war in a new, alien neighborhood. Perhaps I'll just have to accept that she will leave me and just count on inappropriate GD threads to get me by during those long nights...



Can't do that. It's just like jail, when you're new and someone fucks with you, you gotta toss them off the top deck.

Explain this to your women. Or better yet, TELL her that this is how it's going to be from now on - for her own good, so she better like it and she can thank you later.

How's that saying go? All it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing.

Evil has played. Your move.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:00:31 PM EST
That is pretty dam funny.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:01:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!








Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:04:13 PM EST
Post a sign that says kids pass notes and adults speak face to face.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:04:37 PM EST
Put a couple of Elmo heads out on wooden stakes.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:05:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chesh97:

Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!


http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/alastor_of_sparda/macro/political-pictures-obama-get-the-f-.jpg

He's got a point though. It should stop when the campaign is over.

Err, wait. I guess I'll stop when Obama stops campaigning.

I don't know if it varies regionally but the metropolitan areas in the upper midwest were pretty psycho-anti-Bush for all 8... actually it's still going, so like, 10 years.

I attempted to explain the prison analogy and I'm getting the silent treatment now. I told her she's an accessory to child-pimping but she seems to think that what I do reflects on her, and that we as a unit should have some motivation to attempt to get along with others.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:08:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!


You're joking, right? Bush was probably the most bashed president in history.

Obama might come close, but he's also driven us farther into debt than Bush did in 8 years.

And don't blame Bush for that. It was the liberals who pushed to get low income people into homes they couldn't afford. That is the cornerstone of our recession right now.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:08:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:09:59 PM EST by Autarkis]
Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!


Go back to DU, troll. All those years of enduring BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) and it's still not over. It just turned into, "Well, Bush left a colossal mess that has to be cleaned up."

Didn't your pal Pelosi say that dissent is the highest form of patriotism during the Bush years only to change that same opinion once she started cheerleading for the One and now wants the dissenters muzzled up?
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:09:11 PM EST
She's just jealous she couldn't carve as pretty a pumpkin design ( you can tell its a female because of the thoughtful reply instead of destroying the pumpkin).
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:09:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By Bed_Head:
Awww..... they get so pissy when you defile their 'messiah.'


Who is the whiny one? I'm confused.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:12:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!


Dunno what planet you're from, or maybe you just tuned it out better than the rest of us.

I clearly remember eight years of "no war for oil," "bush lied people died," "1/20/09," "hail to the thief," and on and on and on.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:13:35 PM EST
They got the drop on you.

Anti-propaganda leaflets have been deployed on your door step.


GM
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:15:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!

You must be smoking some real good shit in old Oregon. I am sure you are needing to get back to your Huffington Post duties. She has no point.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:15:22 PM EST
In
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:19:31 PM EST
Get Elmo to hold a NOBAMA sign in the front yard.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:19:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!



Go back to DU.

Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:24:04 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 5:24:27 PM EST by crush_opposition]
You should be excited. That note proves how bad you got under her skin. You can't just go around punching libs in the face (yet), so for now I settle for pissing them off an ruining their day.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:25:35 PM EST
Find out where they live and take a "Giant Shit" on their porch, leave a note saying I left a big Obama on your porch cause I know how much democrats love Obama.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:27:58 PM EST
You should find the same paper and start leaving nasty notes on people's doors. Someone's seen that "letterhead" somewhere and all hell will break loose!

Eric
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:39:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By Eric_Mayer:
You should find the same paper and start leaving nasty notes on people's doors. Someone's seen that "letterhead" somewhere and all hell will break loose!

Eric


This!
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:53:07 PM EST
Time for a Nobama sign in your yard.

Also beware of any kids with Elmo toys.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:55:04 PM EST
Looks like it was written by a woman, plus a dude probably would have just smashed you pumpkin.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 5:55:52 PM EST
That's more hillarious to me than I'm sure it is frustrating to you. Wow.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:02:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2009 11:56:14 PM EST by Room101]
Originally Posted By NickH1:
She has a point. The dems got whiny after bush got (allegedly) elected, but they were pretty much over it (apart from that beached whale Michael Moore) a year later. How much longer will we all have to suffer from these whiny republican bad grapes? There's only three more years until the next election. Just give it a rest!


huh lul? I remember 8 years of blaming Bush for everything from 9-11 to hurricanes to aids in Africa. At least we (anti-Obama folks) can actually prove Obama and his party are ruining the economy.
Link Posted: 11/1/2009 6:05:33 PM EST
Based on the handwriting I can tell you that it was a woman who is probably angry in life (possibly divorced). She's overweight and not very attractive hence the low self esteem which is why she left the note in the first place instead of smashing the pumpkin. Really it's her inner psyche screaming for help most likely because her daddy didn't pay enough attention to her.
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