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Posted: 1/19/2015 9:36:20 PM EST
I am watching this trainwreck with my girlfriend. Would you be The Bachelor?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:36:48 PM EST
Fuck and no.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:38:04 PM EST
Yes, but only for fun which is exactly what this dude is doing.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:38:37 PM EST
No, I am heterosexual.

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:39:02 PM EST
I'm pretty sure ABC would kick me off the show mid season.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:41:36 PM EST
It would take a fucking pile of cash to get me on any "reality" show. I enjoy my anonymity.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:41:47 PM EST
Nope.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:44:11 PM EST
Would I get to "try out" each female before I decided? Or do I have to value their personality and other qualities first and then just pick one? Say it isn't so
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:46:20 PM EST




"Hi ladies.

Who here has fallen in love with me in the last day or two?

<hands raise>

Okay, you're all liars. Go home.

Now, who here just wants to be on TV?

<hands raise>

You're all superficial. Go home.

Well, I guess that's all of them. The cameraman is going to order some pizza while me and the sound guys set up a Three Stooges marathon."




It would be something like that.



Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:46:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By G-CODE:
Would I get to "try out" each female before I decided? Or do I have to value their personality and other qualities first and then just pick one? Say it isn't so
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Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:48:17 PM EST
No, I have a job.

To be fair, I'm as likely to be asked to be an astronaut as I am to be on The Bachelor.

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Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:48:48 PM EST
They should just get a total poonhound on there with the goal of trying to bang as many of them as possible. I might watch then.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:51:55 PM EST
I'll say no here, but if they did actually offer it to me? Eh. Maybe?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:52:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Hitman77:
It would take a fucking pile of cash to get me on any "reality" show. I enjoy my anonymity.
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This.

If, for some fucked up reason, I did accept...
I would totally do a Survivor type spin on it. Pay some of them to spy on the rest, get a team of them to see if they can drive some random crazy shit. Maybe even pull one of them in and explain what I'm really doing (not), and see where that goes. I'd have no goal whatsoever other than to see if any of them would show their true selves.

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:52:44 PM EST
I think my wife would have some objections.



Nick

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:53:44 PM EST
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It would take a fucking pile of cash to get me on any "reality" show. I enjoy my anonymity.
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Agreed.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 9:55:33 PM EST
Nope. I cant stand high maintenance sloots.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:37:14 PM EST
What a twist ending that would be.

Announcer: "Well in addition to being short, fat, dumb and ugly, it turns out that our Bachelor is also broke!"
MrRezister: "So, when's the wedding?"
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:40:31 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:




"Hi ladies.

Who here has fallen in love with me in the last day or two?

<hands raise>

Okay, you're all liars. Go home.

Now, who here just wants to be on TV?

<hands raise>

You're all superficial. Go home. You can stay. This is going to be fun

Well, I guess that's all of them. The cameraman is going to order some pizza while me and the sound guys set up a Three Stooges marathon."




It would be something like that.



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Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:45:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By ColdEngineer:
I am watching this trainwreck with my girlfriend. Would you be The Bachelor?
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Apparently, you're both dating women, so you're safe...




Disclaimer: I'm a chick and I have never seen an episode (or an episode of Dancing with the Stars or an episode of Kardashian Bullshit, or any similar crap).

Link Posted: 1/19/2015 10:56:36 PM EST
How about lining them all up for a blowjob contest?
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:07:23 PM EST
I got a face made for radio, so...no.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:08:15 PM EST
Hell yes.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:21:01 PM EST
Yep, and I would tell every one of those wannabe bitches that they are the one for me, but that we have to copulate to make sure.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:24:41 PM EST
No, because my wife won't let me.
Link Posted: 1/19/2015 11:33:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By pale_pony:
How about lining them all up for a blowjob contest?
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This guy gets it. Winning.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 12:31:57 AM EST
Those shows are nothing but legalized prostitution and fact they remain popular speaks volumes about our country.

Now Survivor with all contestants from GD, that I would watch.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 12:35:41 AM EST
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Those shows are nothing but legalized prostitution and fact they remain popular speaks volumes about our country.

Now Survivor with all contestants from GD, that I would watch.
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The fact that prostitution is still illegal speaks louder.
Link Posted: 1/20/2015 12:41:39 AM EST
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Originally Posted By broken_reticle:
Those shows are nothing but legalized prostitution and fact they remain popular speaks volumes about our country.

Now Survivor with all contestants from GD, that I would watch.
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