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Posted: 12/31/2006 10:05:40 AM EDT
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


Inspired by arfcom, I started Pirate Day at the DZ a few years ago. Here's the ship we built for this year. Not shown in the pics are the mortars mount inside for cannons.
If you look close you can see the plank sticking out the side. We drive it up to side of our pond and make people walk it.

Dinner will be served tonite by serving wenches, dressed in costume. No utensils, eat with your hands. I have a killer costume ready.

It's grown into a popular event, people come from all over for it.



Recognize this guy at the lower left?





Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:07:42 AM EDT
[#1]
Can yee smell it!

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:08:12 AM EDT
[#2]
AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:08:17 AM EDT
[#3]
Awesome!  When and where??  You are but a few hours drive from Daytona.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:08:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:10:18 AM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
Awesome!  When and where??  You are but a few hours drive from Daytona.



here Tonite.

Anyone recognize the guy with the noose?
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:13:01 AM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Awesome!  When and where??  You are but a few hours drive from Daytona.



here Tonite.

Anyone recognize the guy with the noose?


Crap...no can do tonight.

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:16:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:51:16 AM EDT
[#8]
Cool.  Do you have a pair of real blackpowder flintlock pistols to go with your costume?
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:53:12 AM EDT
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Quoted:
Cool.  Do you have a pair of real blackpowder flintlock pistols to go with your costume?



Plastic fake ones.

I am ,meaning to get some though. By next year....
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 10:55:27 AM EDT
[#10]
A fine ship you have there matey, arrr harrr harr.

What be her name?
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:17:31 AM EDT
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Quoted:
A fine ship you have there matey, arrr harrr harr.

What be her name?



I'll be back in a minute!
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:20:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:42:40 AM EDT
[#13]
now where is the picture of the AR with the parley, plunder and pillage markings for the FCG? (I think that is what they said)
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 11:47:52 AM EDT
[#14]
Arrrrrggghhh!!!

And who made YOU the cap'n of this here bucket ye swab?  
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 1:27:01 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Arrrrrggghhh!!!

And who made YOU the cap'n of this here bucket ye swab?  


It be my ideer, ya scurvy dog!


Here ya be Rusted Ace matey!  I named her the "Captain's Poison!" Aaaarrrrr!!!!





The guns!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 1:30:12 PM EDT
[#16]
That looks like fun.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 1:31:07 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
That looks like fun.



It is!



Did ya hear about the Japanese pirate!


Brackbeard!

ELLLLllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 1:39:22 PM EDT
[#18]
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 3:34:35 PM EDT
[#19]
So.........A pirate walks into a bar,and he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender can not help but notice. When the pirate sits at the bar , the bartender says, "Do you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"To which the pirate answers,........."YAAARR,Matey, its driven' me nuts"
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 3:38:10 PM EDT
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So.........A pirate walks into a bar,and he has a steering wheel on his crotch. The bartender can not help but notice. When the pirate sits at the bar , the bartender says, "Do you know you have a steering wheel on your crotch?"To which the pirate answers,........."YAAARR,Matey, its driven' me nuts"


Don't get into an arrrrrrrgument with a pirate!
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 3:44:59 PM EDT
[#21]
OST for the ensuing hillarity and hijinx sure to follow.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 3:46:17 PM EDT
[#22]



That is awesome!!

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 3:49:40 PM EDT
[#23]
This has all the potential to be my most favoritest thread EVER!
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 3:50:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/31/2006 3:54:57 PM EDT
[#25]
I dont know why, but that reminds me of the Eat Me float off of animal house

Link Posted: 12/31/2006 4:01:00 PM EDT
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I dont know why, but that reminds me of the Eat Me float off of animal house



There is talk of pulling an "Animal House" at the Gasparilla parade in February. We're just trying to figure out how bad the punishment would be.
Link Posted: 12/31/2006 4:01:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call,
Wanted to sail upon your waters
since I was three feet tall.
You've seen it all, you've seen it all.

Watch the men who rode you,
Switch from sails to steam.
And in your belly you hold the treasure
that few have ever seen, most of them dreams,
Most of them dreams.

Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder
I'm an over forty victim of fate
Arriving too late, arriving too late.

I've done a bit of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money to buy Miami,
But I pissed it away so fast,
Never meant to last, never meant to last.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks,
I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks,
But I've got to stop wishin',
Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again.
Just a few friends, just a few friends.

[Instrumental]

I go for younger women, lived with several awhile
And though I ran away, they'll come back one day.
And still could manage a smile
It just takes awhile, just takes awhile.

Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found
My occupational hazard being my occupations
just not around.
I feel like I've drowned,
Gonna head uptown.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 3:54:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 1/1/2007 3:58:12 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Arrrrrggghhh!!!

And who made YOU the cap'n of this here bucket ye swab?  


It be my ideer, ya scurvy dog!


Here ya be Rusted Ace matey!  I named her the "Captain's Poison!" Aaaarrrrr!!!!


photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=12631&iGalleryUnq=2042&iImageUnq=51325


The guns!!! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

photos.ar15.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?sAccountUnq=12631&iGalleryUnq=2042&iImageUnq=51326


Aye...and a fine craft she is!  Avast there me hearty and come about!  Luff or ye'd be sure seein' the Black Spot or my name ain't Billy Bones!  
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:02:25 PM EDT
[#30]
Tag for carnage pics
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:04:25 PM EDT
[#31]
tag for pictures of the wenches.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:10:51 PM EDT
[#32]
AAAAARGH!!




ETA:  "I will cut YE FUCKING THROATS"!!!
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:50:49 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:
Well??? Where are the pics of the drunk pirate chicks????????????



I'm having a rough day.

I fell off a dirt bike on my face last night all pissed up. I got out of shape riding a wheelie and when I put the front wheel down I low sided and planted my face in the dirt. I hope someone got pics of it.

No damage but I feel like poop today from all the alcohol.

I'll try to get some pics of the festivities in a day or two.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:54:07 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well??? Where are the pics of the drunk pirate chicks????????????


...I fell off a dirt bike on my face last night all pissed up....



ARRRGH. Does ye face require an eyepatch after the crash?
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 4:58:25 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well??? Where are the pics of the drunk pirate chicks????????????


...I fell off a dirt bike on my face last night all pissed up....



ARRRGH. Does ye face require an eyepatch after the crash?



Naw, just a red patch on my right cheek. Must have been pretty funny looking me riding a wheelie in my pirate garb! I'll ask around, someone must have got pics or video.
Link Posted: 1/1/2007 5:12:33 PM EDT
[#36]
Yharrrrrrrrrrrrrr, a scurvy dog what swabbed the deck,....with your face!
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