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Posted: 4/21/2016 6:38:08 PM EDT
Then 64 more at 3am. Scoped at 9:30am

Northern Quilted and aloe vera baby wipes on call.

Not my first rodeo btw.



Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:39:18 PM EDT
Turn your phone recorder so you can hear the Doctor and Tech talking about your nether regions.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:39:18 PM EDT
plastic sheets
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:41:24 PM EDT
You can do it!
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:43:35 PM EDT
Mixed mine with crystal llight lemonade. Improved the taste
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:50:18 PM EDT
You will truly be set free ; FFS remember not to think you are going to fart ; don't be that guy.....
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:53:41 PM EDT
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Yeah it came with a flavor pack

16oz down
8oz era ten minutes? Ima drown first.

No fart trusting! !!!

Gurgling....
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:55:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dttheliman:
You will truly be set free ; FFS remember not to think you are going to fart ; don't be that guy.....
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You're bsing if you've never been fooled by a fart before. Fish and chips and a 6 pack of colt 45 tallboys.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 6:57:17 PM EDT
You should text Dan while you're on the throne...
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:00:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:01:14 PM EDT
Try Fiber One bars. Should cure you.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:02:25 PM EDT
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They've been in on it all day. My cheer squad.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:02:55 PM EDT
You guys just do this bc you like it?

http://www.healthline.com/health-news/dreading-colonoscopy-other-effective-tests-for-colon-cancer-032015
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:03:19 PM EDT
Mixed mine with blue Gatorade, it wasn't bad.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:03:49 PM EDT
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No solid food from now until the Michael Jackson Cocktail wears off tomorrow

24 oz down....nothing real yet
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:04:23 PM EDT
Specially for the OP

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:04:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PewPewPew1212:
You guys just do this bc you like it?

http://www.healthline.com/health-news/dreading-colonoscopy-other-effective-tests-for-colon-cancer-032015
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Did my first one 3 yrs ago at 53. They removed 3 polyps. Im not fucking around.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:05:02 PM EDT
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They've been in on it all day. My cheer squad.
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Originally Posted By pedorrero79:
You should text Dan while you're on the throne...

They've been in on it all day. My cheer squad.

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:06:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavgunner:

Did my first one 3 yrs ago at 53. They removed 3 polyps. Im not fucking around.
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Originally Posted By cavgunner:
Originally Posted By PewPewPew1212:
You guys just do this bc you like it?

http://www.healthline.com/health-news/dreading-colonoscopy-other-effective-tests-for-colon-cancer-032015

Did my first one 3 yrs ago at 53. They removed 3 polyps. Im not fucking around.
Me too OP at 56 I did my second one removed polyps too - they tested all clear - I'll take the shit anytime to ensure I am healthy
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:08:52 PM EDT
You don't have to drink it all....just enough to get you to where all you pass is clear yellowish liquid for a while. I couldn't choke down the last 6-16 ounces no matter how determined I was. I told the doc, and they asked what I was passing. When I told them, they said I was "good to go".... and go... and go.....
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:09:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dttheliman:
Me too OP at 56 I did my second one removed polyps too - they tested all clear - I'll take the shit anytime to ensure I am healthy
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Originally Posted By dttheliman:
Originally Posted By cavgunner:
Originally Posted By PewPewPew1212:
You guys just do this bc you like it?

http://www.healthline.com/health-news/dreading-colonoscopy-other-effective-tests-for-colon-cancer-032015

Did my first one 3 yrs ago at 53. They removed 3 polyps. Im not fucking around.
Me too OP at 56 I did my second one removed polyps too - they tested all clear - I'll take the shit anytime to ensure I am healthy

Yup
It ain't that bad. The damn IV tomorrow will be the worst part for me.

But the hot Russian prep nurse and the attending blonde MILF nurse....oh my.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:11:12 PM EDT
Another poop thread.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:11:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Genin:
You don't have to drink it all....just enough to get you to where all you pass is clear yellowish liquid for a while. I couldn't choke down the last 6-16 ounces no matter how determined I was. I told the doc, and they asked what I was passing. When I told them, they said I was "good to go".... and go... and go.....
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This
Been eating ramen fir 2 days now, not much to blow out now.

No way I drink a gallon of this stuff. Half gallon 6 hrs before the procedure ? I think not.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:11:58 PM EDT
You should eat a ten bagger of Krystals or White Castle sliders before you go in for the scope. they always get a big kick out of that.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:16:08 PM EDT
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You should eat a ten bagger of Krystals or White Castle sliders before you go in for the scope. they always get a big kick out of that.
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Lol

Butbtyat would necessitate a do over.



This is all in jest. But its also to show its no big deal and you should attend to your health. Get it done at 50 please.


Uh oh....
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:20:06 PM EDT
Do NOT trust yourself to fart from this point forward.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:20:43 PM EDT
Record your post procedure fart(s).
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You don't have to drink it all....just enough to get you to where all you pass is clear yellowish liquid for a while. I couldn't choke down the last 6-16 ounces no matter how determined I was. I told the doc, and they asked what I was passing. When I told them, they said I was "good to go".... and go... and go.....
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This. They have to make it so it'll work with folks from 120lbs - 350, I quit two thirds of the way in and they said I was a model prepper, I weigh in at 230 for reference.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:23:14 PM EDT
Up

8 mo 40ozs down

Its happening.

Maybe I should do situps?
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:26:24 PM EDT
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Its happening.

Maybe I should do situps?
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By situps you mean, going to the gym and heading straight to the squat rack for a "leg day"?
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:27:55 PM EDT
Hope everything comes out alright op.

Anytime time now you'll be able to shit through a screen door at 2 paces at never hit a wire.

Good luck on getting good news back from Dr. Brownfinger.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:28:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Idaholandho:

By situps you mean, going to the gym and heading straight to the squat rack for a "leg day"?
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Originally Posted By Idaholandho:
Originally Posted By cavgunner:
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8 mo 40ozs down

Its happening.

Maybe I should do situps?

By situps you mean, going to the gym and heading straight to the squat rack for a "leg day"?

Lolololol

Not going any where to fill my sweat pants legs.


Isn't every day leg day ??
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:29:33 PM EDT
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Hope everything comes out alright op.

Anytime time now you'll be able to shit through a screen door at 2 paces at never hit a wire.

Good luck on getting good news back from Dr. Brownfinger.
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Im hoping he will leave a watch as a parting gift this time.


Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:33:23 PM EDT
Moviprep was what I used 5 years ago, slimy Due this year, hope there's something else.
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Im hoping he will leave a watch as a parting gift this time.


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Originally Posted By smashedminer:
Hope everything comes out alright op.

Anytime time now you'll be able to shit through a screen door at 2 paces at never hit a wire.

Good luck on getting good news back from Dr. Brownfinger.



Im hoping he will leave a watch as a parting gift this time.





Last Friday was my first rodeo. the doctor asked if I had any concerns right before they put me out, and I said " Try not to lose your ring". He looked shocked and said if he did, we'd both have problems. almost acted like he'd never heard that one before
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Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:
Moviprep was what I used 5 years ago, slimy Due this year, hope there's something else.
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I didn't think my Moviprep was bad at all. A little on the sweet side, but not slimy or bad tasting.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:36:29 PM EDT
BTDT.

Be prepared to play reveille with your butt afterward . . .

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:38:07 PM EDT
Google "post colonoscopy fart".

Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:39:55 PM EDT
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Last Friday was my first rodeo. the doctor asked if I had any concerns right before they put me out, and I said " Try not to lose your ring". He looked shocked and said if he did, we'd both have problems. almost acted like he'd never heard that one before
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Originally Posted By Coronado:
Originally Posted By cavgunner:
Originally Posted By smashedminer:
Hope everything comes out alright op.

Anytime time now you'll be able to shit through a screen door at 2 paces at never hit a wire.

Good luck on getting good news back from Dr. Brownfinger.



Im hoping he will leave a watch as a parting gift this time.





Last Friday was my first rodeo. the doctor asked if I had any concerns right before they put me out, and I said " Try not to lose your ring". He looked shocked and said if he did, we'd both have problems. almost acted like he'd never heard that one before


I told my Dr , please dont wear any jewelry, this is gonna be a rough go as it is.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:40:29 PM EDT
I hear Haribo sugar free gummy bears are great at cleaning you out. Next time start with about a pound of them then go on to the other stuff.
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I didn't think my Moviprep was bad at all. A little on the sweet side, but not slimy or bad tasting.
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Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:
Moviprep was what I used 5 years ago, slimy Due this year, hope there's something else.



I didn't think my Moviprep was bad at all. A little on the sweet side, but not slimy or bad tasting.


The first 8 oz tasted OK, but it was all down hill from there for the taste buds, on the last 8 oz, the gag reflex engaged, but I held it down.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:42:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavgunner:
Then 64 more at 3am. Scoped at 9:30am

Northern Quilted and aloe vera baby wipes on call.

Not my first rodeo btw.



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Butt Doctah gonna love you long time, Joe.

Numbah wah ahnus pepah.


Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:46:37 PM EDT
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I have to get scoped at least once a year. I have never been able to finish that stuff no matter how much lemonade flavor I dump in it. I ask for the Osmoprep.

I tried for hours to finish that damn gallon the night before they took out part of my colon. I was scared to death I'd end up on a bag and I still couldn't finish more then half the gallon before I was puking everywhere.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:48:11 PM EDT
Aaaaand SHOTS FIRED!!
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 7:58:59 PM EDT
Lolol
No way Im letting this thread get buried!!
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 8:01:00 PM EDT
Best sleep I've ever had.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 8:01:11 PM EDT
I feel sorry for the families who live in a single bathroom house
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 8:02:14 PM EDT
Rule #1

It's not a fart.

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Link Posted: 4/21/2016 8:02:16 PM EDT
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that shit is putrid, I couldn't finish it last time
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 8:08:25 PM EDT
The pre procedure medicine makes you a bit silly.

As they were wheeling me into the room I told the two chickysnack nurses that they better not film this and put it on the internet. They giggled and I told them that they should see my Elvis impersonation if they wanted to put something on youtube. They stopped the gurney and asked me to show them my Elvis. I crossed my arms over my chest and opened my mouth like a corpse. Told them that lots of people do young Elvis and Old Elvis, but that I do Current Elvis.

They were kind of pissed.

My butthole ached for two days after that.
Link Posted: 4/21/2016 8:11:10 PM EDT
Propofol.


It's awesome
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