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Posted: 12/13/2001 11:40:59 AM EDT
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From CBS comes Dan Rather, a talking head of left wing blather. I knew a broad named Ellie Smeal, but I think she's a guy, NOW that's for real. Jimmy Carter was the one to thank, for letting our country fall in the tank. Could anyone be so backwards as Alan Derschowitz, his head is so far up there, when he burps, out comes the sh!ts. Hanoi Jane never learns, her hatred for us still hotly burns. Stuffy-puffy Bryant Gumble, would rather be dead than act humble. I read a book by that liberal Al Franken, he's so full of crap his head must be stankin' For outright lying they canned Pete Arnette, but his anti-US slant we'll never forget. Upon Julia Roberts, God gave a great smile, yet from that same mouth comes such utter bile. Little bitter Ralphie Nader, anti-capitalist crusader. Don't ever stand in Janet's way, with fire & guns she'll make you pay. "Reproductive Rights" Faye Wattleton supported, because she knows for certain, that SHE'LL never be aborted. Zany-crazy Jerry Brown, the eco-freak from OaklandTown. Big mouth Rosie wants to ban your gun, I'll bet she weighs nearly half a ton. Mr. Baldwin threatened to leave, now Bush is in, let's give 'em a heave. Who the hell is Michael Moore? his IQ must be sixty-four. Sarah Brady's lost her mind, she thinks it's guns that make killers unkind. Mr. Cuomo don't you know, you could never beat ole Rushbo. For all the poor, Streisand's always moaning, but great big mansion, she is still owning. Crack-head Sorkin, the rehab resident, he's just a frustrated armchair President. Norman Lear, the rich old lefty, with so many poor, why's his wallet so hefty? Tom-Tom Daschle, the truth you always twist, so I chose you to end this list. 88 lines about 44 liberals. The_Macallan |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 12:19:00 PM EDT
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... Great! Bravo!
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Posted: 12/13/2001 1:08:14 PM EDT
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Nice post!
For the kids too young to remember, it's based upon an old song named "88 Lines about 44 Women" by The Nails. Supposedly, the lead singer, named Marc Campbell if I remember correctly, claimed that all of the lines were true and after "nailing" the 44th, he changed the name of the group to The Nails.z |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 4:49:26 PM EDT
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Hmmmmmmmmm.... Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmmm.... hmmmm....
-Troy |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 8:09:01 PM EDT
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Quoted: Nice post! For the kids too young to remember, it's based upon an old song named "88 Lines about 44 Women" by The Nails. Supposedly, the lead singer, named Marc Campbell if I remember correctly, claimed that all of the lines were true and after "nailing" the 44th, he changed the name of the group to The Nails.z Thanks for filling in the reference. I thought most people heard of it but maybe not (I'm aging myself). |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 8:55:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Nice post! For the kids too young to remember, it's based upon an old song named "88 Lines about 44 Women" by The Nails. Supposedly, the lead singer, named Marc Campbell if I remember correctly, claimed that all of the lines were true and after "nailing" the 44th, he changed the name of the group to The Nails.z Thanks for filling in the reference. I thought most people heard of it but maybe not (I'm aging myself). Who are the Nails? |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 9:17:46 PM EDT
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Quoted: Who are the Nails? '80s New Wave One-Hit Wonder |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 9:19:08 PM EDT
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The Nails? The meter sounds just like the old Burma Shave signs.
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Posted: 12/13/2001 9:29:40 PM EDT
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Hehe!
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Posted: 12/13/2001 9:34:29 PM EDT
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Quoted: The Nails? The meter sounds just like the old Burma Shave signs. Hmmm, now that you mention it... Maybe the Nails ripped them off. [wink] |
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Posted: 12/13/2001 9:43:46 PM EDT
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Who are the Nails? Great, now you've forced me to get-out my notes and dig-out some records. ;) The Nails is a music group. They were founded in 1975 in Colorado as a reggae group named The Ravers. Not long after that, they started playing punk, changed their name, and moved to NYC. I first found-out about them when I saw them open for The Ramones. Not long after that, they released their first album in 1977(?) called "Cops are Punks." They released four(or so, they might have a newer one or obscure one I don't know about) other albums. Their 1982 album "Hotel for Women" contained the song "88 Lines about 44 Women," which the above post is a parody of. They made another version of this song and released it on a single. This version of this song was their only hit. Their song "Cutting Edge" was a also fan favorite, but I don't think it ever got any radio play. I always thought these guys would become popular again, since they did ska 15 years before, for example, No Doubt and Reel Big Fish, helped to make it popular, but it didn't happen.z PS: If anyone has any of their complete albums on MP3 and you're willing to share, please let me know. While I have the records, I don't have a record player at work. |
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Posted: 12/16/2001 12:56:10 AM EDT
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88 LINES ABOUT 44 WOMEN
Deborah was a Catholic girl she held out till the bitter end Carla was a different type she's the one who put it in Mary was a black girl I was afraid of a girl like that Suzen painted pictures sitting down like a Buddha sat Reno was a nameless girl a geographic memory Cathy was a Jesus freak she liked that kind of misery Vicki had a special way of turning sex into a song Kamala, who couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong Zilla was an archetype the voodoo queen, the queen of wrath Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in a bath Sherry was a feminist she really had that gift of gab Kathleen's point of view was this take whatever you can grab Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map Karen liked to tie me up and left me hanging by a strap Jeannie had a nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage Mariella, who had a son, said I must go, but finally stayed Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never ever satisfied Julie came and went so fast she didn't even say goodbye Rhonda had a house in Venice lived on brown rice and cocaine Patty had a house in Houston shot cough syrup in her veins Linda thought her life was empty filled it up with alcohol Katherine was much too pretty she didn't do that shit at all Pauline thought that love was simple turn it on and turn it off Jean-Marie was complicated like some French filmmaker's plot Gina was the perfect lady always had her stockings straight Jackie was a rich punk rocker silver spoon and a paper plate Sarah was a modern dancer lean pristine transparency Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruit Rowena was an artist's daughter the deeper image shook her up Dee Dee's mother left her father took his money and his truck Debbie Rae had no such problems perfect Norman Rockwell home Nina, 16, had a baby left her parents, lived alone Bobbi joined a New Wave band changed her name to Bobbi Sox Eloise, who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cops Terri didn't give a shit was just a nihilist Ronnie was much more my style cause she wrote songs just like this Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco Bay Judy came from Ohio she's a Scientologist Amaranta, here's a kiss I chose you to end this list. ©1981,1984 The Nails |
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