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Posted: 1/3/2016 3:00:15 PM EDT
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links
BBQ/smoker
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Case of magnum sized condoms

A keg of Schlitz Malt Liqour

5 gallon bucket of Old Spice

Members Only Jacket

Rape whistle
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Girl one

Girl two

Girl three

Girl four

Girl five
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Beard

Rifle

Pistol

Pickup truck

Dog
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House
Truck
Knife
Shotgun
Savings account
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch   YES, a nice swiss watch
Chainsaw  YES, because tree
Quality set of tools  YES, but not snap on, craftsman will do for hand tools.  I just buy stuff as I need it, after 20 years you end up with a fully equipped shop
Cuff links  NO but Tom Jones is still playing vegas, he might want them.
BBQ/smoker  Just the BBQ, smokers are for people who need to complicate their life.
 
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A penis
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links
BBQ/smoker
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Cuff links. Damn that's stupid.
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Truck
Chainsaw
Firearm(s)
Tools
Sammich Maker
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A good pistol
A good knife
A good hunting rifle
A good way to cook meats
Knowledge
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Cuff links. Damn that's stupid.
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+1.
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Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:


Cuff links. Damn that's stupid.
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Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:
Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links
BBQ/smoker


Cuff links. Damn that's stupid.

Gotta dress up and do the classy formal thing once in a while.
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links
BBQ/smoker
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Loyalty
Integrity
Passion
Reason
Compassion

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Gotta dress up and do the classy formal thing once in a while.

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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:



Originally Posted By LuvBUSHmaster:


Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:

Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?



I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:



Nice watch

Chainsaw

Quality set of tools

Cuff links

BBQ/smoker




Cuff links. Damn that's stupid.


Gotta dress up and do the classy formal thing once in a while.

You forgot to add "trilby".



 
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Common Sense
Morals
House
Vehicle
Tools

guns and ammo are a given
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Girl one

Girl two

Girl three

Girl four

Girl five
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Every Guys wet dream, but in reality, most of us can barely handle "The One".
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Loyalty
Integrity
Passion
Reason
Compassion
knowledge
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Of the original op's post, all I have is a quality tool set. No need for a watch or cuff links, I don't like things that comes of a grill.
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Hookers
Blow

Porn

Guns

Alcohol
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Guns
Appropriate vehicle for AO
Health
Prospects
12" schlong
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:


Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?



I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:



Nice watch

Chainsaw

Quality set of tools

Cuff links

BBQ/smoker
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Okay, so tell me your thinking on this one.  Because I never have owned a French cuffed shirt in my life.  I actually just recently turned down a nice pair of cuff links, because they'd have been wasted on me.  I don't think they're stupid; I just never saw a reason to have them.
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a good relationship with his parents

a good relationship with a woman

children

a job that provides meaning and means

a firm understanding of their own ability
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch what the hell for
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links I'm not gay
BBQ/smoker
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links
BBQ/smoker
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Other than the nice tools, I don't own a single thing on that stupid list.

Who needs a watch when there is something displaying the time somewhere in my line of sight?

I live in an apartment, WTF do I need with a chainsaw?

Cuff links? This is the 21st Century, and buttons work fine for me.

BBQ Smoker isn't something I have any us for, nor can I use one, in our current living situation.


That list is mostly show-off items that men like to own so they can feel superior to their friends. The kind of guy who can't just have a BBQ grill, it has to be a Big Green Egg or really expensive stainless monstrosity, can't drive a Toyota when Lexus makes basically the same thing, or can't be bothered with anything AR-related that isn't hugely over-priced.


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Handgun
Rifle
Shotgun
Nice Knife
Memory foam pillow from Costco
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lol

Threads like this are always hilarious.



Hmmm, let me see ...

Ph.D.
Classic car
16th century Japanese swords
NFA Destructive Device
Fallout 4


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Is Fallout 4 really that good?  I played Fallout 3 and last year picked up New Vegas.  I started it up and realized I was going to waste 2 hours trying to customize my character.  Shut it down and haven't been back.  I really liked Fallout 3 but that was prior to a kid.
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch  - Is your definition of nice equate to money or performance?  A quality G-shock is all a guy needs to tell time in all conditions.
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links -  Nahh, a man is not defined by wearing shirt jewelry.  Whats next, busting out youro bedazzeler?
BBQ/smoker  - or better yet, teach your woman to BBQ, so you can shoot guns while she is BBQing your dinner.  

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Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:



Every Guys wet dream, but in reality, most of us can barely handle "The One".
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Originally Posted By ErikTaylor:
Girl one

Girl two

Girl three

Girl four

Girl five



Every Guys wet dream, but in reality, most of us can barely handle "The One".


Very true. My "one" has been a breeze. I'm very fortunate! That's why I wanted 4 more of her!
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Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch what the hell for
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links I'm not gay
BBQ/smoker


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Haha, the point wasn't to shit on my picks. You're supposed to add your own...I get it, you guys don't like cuff links.
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1.  Fleshlight

2.  Lots of lube

3.  Old school collection of Playboys

4.  A lock on your bedroom door in the basement

5.  An intercom to mom in the kitchen, so you don't have to yell anymore when you need a samwitch
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A brain
Sense of humor
Intelligence
Charm
Humility
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His health
Something to live for
Something to strive for
A non-materialistic attitude (except for necessities)
History books
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Van


Soft absorbent cloths


Chloroform



basement



large chest freezer







 
 
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Cuff links!? Wtf?
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Yeah I have some....I inherited them. No idea where they are, they may be with my cravat and spats
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1) A job or revenue producing hobby.

2) Cash an zero credit card debt.

3) Skill sets, your partner has to find you useful.

4) Faith an honesty.

5) The mindset an ability to slit throats when the need arises.
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A good trade skill, electrical, plumbing, carpentry or masonry you get the idea.



Stout 4 wheel drive, that is not a truck.



Firearms and ammo and the ability to shoot well.



Tools for all the above.



A woman he can trust with his credit cards.
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I got 3 of 5.  Should I just go out and buy Tampons now?  

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Very true. My "one" has been a breeze. I'm very fortunate! That's why I wanted 4 more of her!
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Originally Posted By ErikTaylor:
Girl one

Girl two

Girl three

Girl four

Girl five



Every Guys wet dream, but in reality, most of us can barely handle "The One".


Very true. My "one" has been a breeze. I'm very fortunate! That's why I wanted 4 more of her!


I See
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A good quality ping pong paddle with case and 6 3-star balls
Shoes for his feet
A comb
A handkerchief
A pen
A hat to shade his eyes
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family
4x4 truck
12 gauge
1911 full size pistol
dog

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A good quality ping pong paddle with case and 6 3-star balls
Shoes for his feet
A comb
A handkerchief
A pen
A hat to shade his eyes
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That's 6.
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They're great for nose bleeds
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Haha, the point wasn't to shit on my picks. You're supposed to add your own...I get it, you guys don't like cuff links.
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Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Originally Posted By Elijah1:
Originally Posted By 0hw0rd:
Aside from guns and knives, since those are a given; what are five things every grown man should have?

I keep changing my list but right now I'm thinking:

Nice watch what the hell for
Chainsaw
Quality set of tools
Cuff links I'm not gay
BBQ/smoker


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Haha, the point wasn't to shit on my picks. You're supposed to add your own...I get it, you guys don't like cuff links.

Cuff Links?  Seriously?  That's the least practical thing in this thread.

I'm going with:
Honor
Morals
Purpose
The Balls to stand up for those less capable than himself
Long Gun / Pistol / Knife / Fire
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The first thing that "ever" guy should definitely have is a letter "y" . . .



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This iz Murica!

FUCK "SHOULD"

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