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Link Posted: 10/5/2012 6:58:26 PM EDT
[#1]
Chin beard
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 6:59:03 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Chin beard


How else you supposed to know where his face ends?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 6:59:49 PM EDT
[#3]
God, I'm glad they didn't show more of him.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:01:11 PM EDT
[#4]
Dupe
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:03:42 PM EDT
[#5]
why the long face?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:05:45 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
why the long face?


Lulz
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:12:29 PM EDT
[#7]
“In talking to the victim, he stated that he stayed in the yard where he saw him go because he was unable to get over the fence,” Bertagna said.


Wow, lucky, that.  I'd have thought he would have just busted through like the Kool-Aid pitcher guy.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:13:37 PM EDT
[#8]
Kin to Honey Boo Boo?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:16:49 PM EDT
[#9]
That has photoshop potential
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:18:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Probably fattened on ebt cards and will be medicated with O care. No sympathy for a fat, pedophile gang member.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:19:29 PM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:


That has photoshop potential


That's not shopped now?  Damn......

 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:19:46 PM EDT
[#12]
Dude's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:20:48 PM EDT
[#13]
Get in ma' bella!
 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:20:58 PM EDT
[#14]
Screen name?
And I feel skinny.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:24:28 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
why the long face?


Lulz


Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:25:28 PM EDT
[#16]
They better check his cheek pouches for more kids.
 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:25:45 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
why the long face?


You almost owed me a new monitor.....mountain dew hurts going out through the nose tooo  
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:27:29 PM EDT
[#18]
Could probably photoshop flip the face and he would look nearly the same, except bald with a beard.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:31:44 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Could probably photoshop flip the face and he would look nearly the same, except bald with a beard.


You could prolly photochop it on alot of shit.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:35:18 PM EDT
[#20]
Jesus.





His chin looks like it should have a nipple.


 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:36:07 PM EDT
[#21]
“He was grabbed by the suspect by both of his arms and he pulls him into his body area,” Santa Ana Police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna said. “We believe that he was going to take the kid away.”


Was he going to try and engulf the kid via phagocytosis?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:36:13 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
They better check his cheek pouches for more kids.  


Ha Ha, yeah he isn't hiding nuts in those, it is kids.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:39:04 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:


God, I'm glad they didn't show more of him.


The department doesn't have the budget for large-format cameras.



 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:40:50 PM EDT
[#24]
bet he was gonna eat the kid
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:42:05 PM EDT
[#25]
Isn't the key to committing a crime not to be recognized and to be able to run away?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:44:25 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Jesus.


His chin looks like it should have a nipple.
 


Or maybe a belly button.

I'm not convinced its not a conjoined twin riding shotgun on his lower mandible.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 7:47:47 PM EDT
[#27]
For once, Jay Leno's jokes might be worth listening to.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:24:25 PM EDT
[#28]
notice he is not even wearing the jumpsuit in the mugshot. it looks like they just draped it on him to cover his HUGE man Rack
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:26:12 PM EDT
[#29]
I think I saw that guy at the Flying J
 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 9:30:33 PM EDT
[#30]

 
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 10:41:26 PM EDT
[#31]
Meat scarf.

Link Posted: 10/5/2012 10:44:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 10:45:03 PM EDT
[#33]
how the fuck does a guy that large CATCH a kid?
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 10:48:32 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 10:51:49 PM EDT
[#35]
He looks like the brother to that whale on that stupid Honey Boo Boo show
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 11:36:37 PM EDT
[#36]


Ready on Harpoon.
Link Posted: 10/5/2012 11:41:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Mmmm where does he live? I need to mark him on my gps for post apocalypse BBQ.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 12:41:31 AM EDT
[#38]

KNX 1070′s Mike Landa reports police responded to a call shortly before 7:30 p.m. on Thursday from Delhi Park at 505 E. Central stating that a soccer coach was unsuccessfully attempting to detain 55-year-old suspect Victor Joseph Espinoza. When officers arrived, the 425-pound Espinoza had escaped.


You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.


He was located by helicopter shortly afterward hiding in a backyard on the 500 block of E. Central.


This has to be a typo. It probably meant to say the fucker was hiding AS the 500 block of E. Central.



I just can't bring myself to comment any more....
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 12:56:25 AM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:


He was located by helicopter shortly afterward hiding in a backyard on the 500 block of E. Central.


This has to be a typo. It probably meant to say the fucker was hiding AS the 500 block of E. Central.
.



Link Posted: 10/6/2012 1:39:16 AM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


Dude's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.








 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 1:49:17 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.


Half of my coaches over the years were in shape, they would actually run with us and actively participate, the other half were the stand around and tell you what to do type.

Still, how exactly do you stop a 425lb man? It says that the coach "tackled" him.... what more do you want?
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 1:53:58 AM EDT
[#42]


They were able to apprehend him quickly because they had a good police artist sketch to work from.







Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:03:02 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
“He was grabbed by the suspect by both of his arms and he pulls him into his body area,” Santa Ana Police Cpl. Anthony Bertagna said. “We believe that he was going to take the kid away.”


Was he going to try and engulf the kid via phagocytosis?


In this case Fagocytosis.  

And I LoLd.  

Good one.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:09:19 AM EDT
[#44]
He was located by helicopter shortly afterward hiding in a backyard on the 500 block of E. Central.



Maybe he needed a bigger backyard to hide in.  

Fat motherfucker.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:10:44 AM EDT
[#45]

 
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:19:00 AM EDT
[#46]
He's so fat, his head is like twice as long as it should be.

That's impressively fat.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:29:42 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
You're a soccer coach. Now in an ideal work you're in shape. Peter Griffin is not in shape. You couldn't keep him from running walking away while he breathed heavily?

Proof that soccer is fucking lame.


Half of my coaches over the years were in shape, they would actually run with us and actively participate, the other half were the stand around and tell you what to do type.

Still, how exactly do you stop a 425lb man? It says that the coach "tackled" him.... what more do you want?


The guy's a soccer coach. Tackling in soccer is the same as playing footsies.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:38:09 AM EDT
[#48]
burst
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:46:46 AM EDT
[#49]
Fat boy, Fat boy, what ya gonna do when they come for you.
Link Posted: 10/6/2012 2:55:08 AM EDT
[#50]
Is it just me or does it look like the clothing is just draped in front of him and he's not actually wearing it?
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