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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:26:30 PM EDT
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Just took delivery of her own large pizza. She's been telling all of us that she's been losing weight in prep for her stomach staple (or whatever that surgery is). But she continues to choke herself on doughnuts in the morning, JJ's sandwiches for lunch, and large pizzas for dinner. It's been quite the adventure watching her kill herself with food year after year. She bought a $6K carbon fiber mountain bike a month ago... for after she loses all of her weight post-surgery. She asked my opinion of that (I'm into biking) and I was pretty honest with her about my thoughts on her needing a bike, as well as her being a proper candidate for the surgery. She's already got two $3K bikes hanging in her garage that she's never ridden (cause she's YUUUUUGE). But hey... if buying ridiculously expensive things that you'll never use makes ya happy, then who am I to rain on your food parade? Anyways.... yes CSB and all that. I'm bored and stuck here on Black Friday (as I always am) while all of my other coworkers are out playing (many of them junior to me). In before someone ask for pics. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:27:17 PM EDT
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In before someone ask for pics. Oh dear Lord... I don't wanna be the guy who breaks the internet. 
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:27:42 PM EDT
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They need love too |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:30:02 PM EDT
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They need love too but they gotta pay |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:30:06 PM EDT
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Oh dear Lord... I don't wanna be the guy who breaks the internet.
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In before someone ask for pics. Oh dear Lord... I don't wanna be the guy who breaks the internet.
Do it! Destroy everything! |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:30:09 PM EDT
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In before glandular problem/internet tough guy rant.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:30:14 PM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:31:15 PM EDT
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How proportional are her body parts? How would you compare her ass to something of similar size? Did you talk about trump to try giving her a heart attack yet?
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:33:11 PM EDT
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Was she the one Trump called Ms Piggy?
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:34:05 PM EDT
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When she dies of a heart attack can you give me one of her mountain bikes
My 11 year old Specialized Stumpjumper is awesome and is still more bike than I need, but I've always wanted a carbon bike. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:34:41 PM EDT
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They supposedly give good head.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:35:28 PM EDT
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In before glandular problem/internet tough guy rant. I suppose that someone will project themselves on to her and come to defend her honor... but it won't be me. This goofy broad mountain thinks she's smarter than everyone else and she tries to buy her way into everything. She's single (imagine that) and has two incomes, but she's always broke because she blows her wad on toys and food. I cannot even remember how many thousands of dollars she's spent on bikes, motorcycles, fly rods, music gear (that she doesn't play), TVs, computers, etc, etc, etc. She's always got to have the next big thing. She's a freak. But watching her throw gutter balls in the bowling match of life day after day is really quite entertaining. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:36:43 PM EDT
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Why is she doing the stomach staple? They can put a Balloon in your stomach now and it does the same thing minus the invasive surgery.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:39:18 PM EDT
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Buy her a pizza every day until she splodes! Film it.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:39:21 PM EDT
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How proportional are her body parts? How would you compare her ass to something of similar size? Did you talk about trump to try giving her a heart attack yet? I stopped talking politics with her years ago. The last time that she came into my office and cornered me about politics... I told her to "get the f#ck out of my office". I even warned HR that if she ever files a complaint against me... that it's HER fault because she corners me in my office and "pokes the bear" about stuff she should shut her fat pie hole about. She has this VERY LOUD hacking fits every day, about 15 minutes after every time she eats. She'll hack, gargle, spit in her garbage can, etc. It's BRUTAL and all of us dread it. We close her door. She knows that she's supposed to close her door when it happens, but she's too fat and lazy to do it... so we have to do it. People who come to our office are shocked when they hear it going-on. I've told her that her body is trying to tell her to KNOCK IT OFF with the eating... but she just responds with "I've got allergies". LOL!!! Yeah... she's allergic to being 400#!!! |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:40:00 PM EDT
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Why is she doing the stomach staple? They can put a Balloon in your stomach now and it does the same thing minus the invasive surgery. How do you get a balloon filled with air in your stomache? |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:42:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you get a balloon filled with air in your stomache? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why is she doing the stomach staple? They can put a Balloon in your stomach now and it does the same thing minus the invasive surgery. How do you get a balloon filled with air in your stomache? They insert it down the esophagus and inflate it. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:42:20 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:42:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you get a balloon filled with air in your stomache? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why is she doing the stomach staple? They can put a Balloon in your stomach now and it does the same thing minus the invasive surgery. How do you get a balloon filled with air in your stomache? Swallow the deflated balloon, and they inflate it once it passes through your esophagus?  |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:42:42 PM EDT
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How do you get a balloon filled with air in your stomache? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Why is she doing the stomach staple? They can put a Balloon in your stomach now and it does the same thing minus the invasive surgery. How do you get a balloon filled with air in your stomache? Get in my belly! Same way you get food in.... |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:43:01 PM EDT
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Pics? |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:44:46 PM EDT
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I kinda feel sorry for people like that.
I think for some of them the food is actually like a drug they are addicted to, or so I have read anyway. Try to look for the good in people. The flaws, yeah, they're obvious. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:46:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In before someone ask for pics. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just took delivery of her own large pizza. She's been telling all of us that she's been losing weight in prep for her stomach staple (or whatever that surgery is). But she continues to choke herself on doughnuts in the morning, JJ's sandwiches for lunch, and large pizzas for dinner. It's been quite the adventure watching her kill herself with food year after year. She bought a $6K carbon fiber mountain bike a month ago... for after she loses all of her weight post-surgery. She asked my opinion of that (I'm into biking) and I was pretty honest with her about my thoughts on her needing a bike, as well as her being a proper candidate for the surgery. She's already got two $3K bikes hanging in her garage that she's never ridden (cause she's YUUUUUGE). But hey... if buying ridiculously expensive things that you'll never use makes ya happy, then who am I to rain on your food parade? Anyways.... yes CSB and all that. I'm bored and stuck here on Black Friday (as I always am) while all of my other coworkers are out playing (many of them junior to me). In before someone ask for pics. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:48:02 PM EDT
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The balloon therapy is fairly new in the USA. Its an endoscopic procedure. They are filled with blue saline so if they leak, you know right away.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:48:02 PM EDT
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Just took delivery of her own large pizza. She's been telling all of us that she's been losing weight in prep for her stomach staple (or whatever that surgery is). But she continues to choke herself on doughnuts in the morning, JJ's sandwiches for lunch, and large pizzas for dinner. It's been quite the adventure watching her kill herself with food year after year. She bought a $6K Santa Cruz carbon fiber mountain bike a month ago... for after she loses all of her weight post-surgery. She asked my opinion of that (I'm into biking) and I was pretty honest with her about my thoughts on her needing that bike, as well as her being a proper candidate for the surgery. She's already got two $3K bikes hanging in her garage that she's never ridden (cause she's YUUUUUGE). But hey... if buying ridiculously expensive things that you'll never use makes ya happy, then who am I to rain on your food parade? Anyways.... yes CSB and all that. I'm bored and stuck here on Black Friday (as I always am) while all of my other coworkers are out playing (many of them junior to me). You talkin about me baby! 
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:49:12 PM EDT
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Jimmy john's makes a Turkey Tom that isn't too bad ...comes in at about 510 calories...or you can do an Unwich...a lettuce wrapped sub for about 250 cal...I ate plenty of JJs on the way from 240 to 170..as for cycling? I rode a cheap mail order bike until I got my first couple thousand miles in and then I bought a Specialized...funny ..no surgery needed.
Pizza? Not so much |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:50:10 PM EDT
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Did you ever see a huge butt completely consume a bicycle seat
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:51:04 PM EDT
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Fat shaming oppressor!
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:51:32 PM EDT
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Jimmy john's makes a Turkey Tom that isn't too bad ...comes in at about 510 calories...or you can do an Unwich...a lettuce wrapped sub for about 250 cal...I ate plenty of JJs on the way from 240 to 170..as for cycling? I rode a cheap mail order bike until I got my first couple thousand miles in and then I bought a Specialized Pizza? Not so much Yeah JJ's is actually one of the few places you can get a paleo lunch. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:52:17 PM EDT
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I've watched a lot of people die from complications of gastric bypass surgery. High risk of infection.
Eat less and work out. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:53:18 PM EDT
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Dare I ask what kind of field are you in?
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:54:25 PM EDT
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Thank you for not posting pics.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:54:34 PM EDT
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In before glandular problem/internet tough guy rant. You barely made it. 1911fan |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 7:57:25 PM EDT
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Nagging cough?
Yeah she got da beetus. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:00:52 PM EDT
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Nope.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:03:33 PM EDT
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No respect here for someone who tries to purchase competence in a skill, discipline, or art.
Buy a $700 basic Trek bike AFTER she's lost weight? Fine. Buy the same bike as an aspirational goal? Fine but I want to see other efforts toward progress. Shit money away on multiple multi-thousand-dollar bikes for after surgery while still doing all the same shit that made surgery necessary? Fuck off. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:12:44 PM EDT
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I suppose that someone will project themselves on to her and come to defend her honor... but it won't be me. This goofy broad mountain thinks she's smarter than everyone else and she tries to buy her way into everything. She's single (imagine that) and has two incomes, but she's always broke because she blows her wad on toys and food. I cannot even remember how many thousands of dollars she's spent on bikes, motorcycles, fly rods, music gear (that she doesn't play), TVs, computers, etc, etc, etc. She's always got to have the next big thing. She's a freak. But watching her throw gutter balls in the bowling match of life day after day is really quite entertaining. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In before glandular problem/internet tough guy rant. I suppose that someone will project themselves on to her and come to defend her honor... but it won't be me. This goofy broad mountain thinks she's smarter than everyone else and she tries to buy her way into everything. She's single (imagine that) and has two incomes, but she's always broke because she blows her wad on toys and food. I cannot even remember how many thousands of dollars she's spent on bikes, motorcycles, fly rods, music gear (that she doesn't play), TVs, computers, etc, etc, etc. She's always got to have the next big thing. She's a freak. But watching her throw gutter balls in the bowling match of life day after day is really quite entertaining. I think witnessing that would be quite sad and disheartening, but being around her everyday might squelch that feeling
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:17:55 PM EDT
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I kinda feel sorry for people like that. I think for some of them the food is actually like a drug they are addicted to, or so I have read anyway. Try to look for the good in people. The flaws, yeah, they're obvious. It's a vice, we all have them, food can create some very powerful hormonal responses in that primitive part of the brain that runs the "reward center" I do feel bad for people that don't have the self control to lose or even just maintain weight. It takes a bit of portion control and common sense. I watched a documentary about Prader-Willi syndrome the other day, those poor people have it rough. They are incapable of feeling satiated or getting that full feeling. Most end up morbidly obese, and some end up eating themselves to death by eating until their stomachs burst, they need to be watched or in groups to keep track of them their entire lives. Anyone struggling with weight loss should learn about it, and watch those poor people, maybe it would seem like life isn't so tough after that because they are at least capable of some self control if they apply themselves. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:19:07 PM EDT
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I've watched a lot of people die from complications of gastric bypass surgery. High risk of infection. Eat less and work out. Isn't it super high chance, like more than 1 in 1000 people will have serious complications or die? That would not be worth the risk to me. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:22:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The balloon therapy is fairly new in the USA. Its an endoscopic procedure. They are filled with blue saline so if they leak, you know right away. Seems like a much safer procedure then stapling the stomach.
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:29:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I kinda feel sorry for people like that. I think for some of them the food is actually like a drug they are addicted to, or so I have read anyway. Try to look for the good in people. The flaws, yeah, they're obvious. As a society we continually push to attribute everything to pathology, which simultaneously absolves responsibility. How can anyone be a criminal and deserving of punishment if they are simply a victim of their genetics, upbringing, and unique neurological pathologies? |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:29:11 PM EDT
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What if she loses the weight and turns out to be smoking hot?
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:37:54 PM EDT
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As a society we continually push to attribute everything to pathology, which simultaneously absolves responsibility. How can anyone be a criminal and deserving of punishment if they are simply a victim of their genetics, upbringing, and unique neurological pathologies? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I kinda feel sorry for people like that. I think for some of them the food is actually like a drug they are addicted to, or so I have read anyway. Try to look for the good in people. The flaws, yeah, they're obvious. As a society we continually push to attribute everything to pathology, which simultaneously absolves responsibility. How can anyone be a criminal and deserving of punishment if they are simply a victim of their genetics, upbringing, and unique neurological pathologies? The real sad thing with food is that there is no education for it. Sure they teach in school stuff like "Make healthy choices, eat good food" Sure whole wheat artisan bread is probably better than generic store brand...but if you eat the whole loaf you are still gonna be a fatty. Portion control, and calorie and macro counting should be taught at a young age. Most parents don't know it, so they won't learn it at home. With such calorie dense processed food available, it's only going to keep getting worse. What makes it especially sad is how easy it really is to track your calories and your weight, there's free apps for it everywhere, and a basic food scale is dirt cheap. My kids will likely stay lean since I promote healthy sized portions (fist sized per food group per meal), but when they are bigger I want to teach them about calories and macros and that losing or gaining weight really isn't very hard, if you want to do either it's just some basic math and a few weeks time to track and recognize progress. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:39:12 PM EDT
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What if she loses the weight and turns out to be smoking hot? Plus she'll have a built in wing suit. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:40:45 PM EDT
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As a society we continually push to attribute everything to pathology, which simultaneously absolves responsibility. How can anyone be a criminal and deserving of punishment if they are simply a victim of their genetics, upbringing, and unique neurological pathologies? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I kinda feel sorry for people like that. I think for some of them the food is actually like a drug they are addicted to, or so I have read anyway. Try to look for the good in people. The flaws, yeah, they're obvious. As a society we continually push to attribute everything to pathology, which simultaneously absolves responsibility. How can anyone be a criminal and deserving of punishment if they are simply a victim of their genetics, upbringing, and unique neurological pathologies? You're right. No argument from me that fatties should do more to help themselves. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:44:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh dear Lord... I don't wanna be the guy who breaks the internet. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In before someone ask for pics. Oh dear Lord... I don't wanna be the guy who breaks the internet. 
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:44:48 PM EDT
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I stopped talking politics with her years ago. The last time that she came into my office and cornered me about politics... I told her to "get the f#ck out of my office". I even warned HR that if she ever files a complaint against me... that it's HER fault because she corners me in my office and "pokes the bear" about stuff she should shut her fat pie hole about. She has this VERY LOUD hacking fits every day, about 15 minutes after every time she eats. She'll hack, gargle, spit in her garbage can, etc. It's BRUTAL and all of us dread it. We close her door. She knows that she's supposed to close her door when it happens, but she's too fat and lazy to do it... so we have to do it. People who come to our office are shocked when they hear it going-on. I've told her that her body is trying to tell her to KNOCK IT OFF with the eating... but she just responds with "I've got allergies". LOL!!! Yeah... she's allergic to being 400#!!! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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How proportional are her body parts? How would you compare her ass to something of similar size? Did you talk about trump to try giving her a heart attack yet? I stopped talking politics with her years ago. The last time that she came into my office and cornered me about politics... I told her to "get the f#ck out of my office". I even warned HR that if she ever files a complaint against me... that it's HER fault because she corners me in my office and "pokes the bear" about stuff she should shut her fat pie hole about. She has this VERY LOUD hacking fits every day, about 15 minutes after every time she eats. She'll hack, gargle, spit in her garbage can, etc. It's BRUTAL and all of us dread it. We close her door. She knows that she's supposed to close her door when it happens, but she's too fat and lazy to do it... so we have to do it. People who come to our office are shocked when they hear it going-on. I've told her that her body is trying to tell her to KNOCK IT OFF with the eating... but she just responds with "I've got allergies". LOL!!! Yeah... she's allergic to being 400#!!! What you are hearing is Aaron Copeland's Fanfare for the COPD Woman. Someday the music's gonna stop. If you do her good, she'll leave everything to you. 
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:51:26 PM EDT
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I dont talk to fat fucks.
I hate them. Why? Had an aunt I loved eat herself to death. She went fron 150 to 420 before her heart gave out, she loved pizza more than us. Fuck you fatso you are making a choice. |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:52:59 PM EDT
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Plus she'll have a built in wing suit. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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What if she loses the weight and turns out to be smoking hot? Plus she'll have a built in wing suit. OP now has a smoking hot superhero and he doesn't even know it |
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Posted: 11/25/2016 8:53:22 PM EDT
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Just took delivery of her own large pizza. She's been telling all of us that she's been losing weight in prep for her stomach staple (or whatever that surgery is). But she continues to choke herself on doughnuts in the morning, JJ's sandwiches for lunch, and large pizzas for dinner. It's been quite the adventure watching her kill herself with food year after year. She bought a $6K Santa Cruz carbon fiber mountain bike a month ago... for after she loses all of her weight post-surgery. She asked my opinion of that (I'm into biking) and I was pretty honest with her about my thoughts on her needing that bike, as well as her being a proper candidate for the surgery. She's already got two $3K bikes hanging in her garage that she's never ridden (cause she's YUUUUUGE). But hey... if buying ridiculously expensive things that you'll never use makes ya happy, then who am I to rain on your food parade? Anyways.... yes CSB and all that. I'm bored and stuck here on Black Friday (as I always am) while all of my other coworkers are out playing (many of them junior to me). I wish I was perfect so all I had to do with my free time, is to criticize other people... 
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