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Posted: 1/3/2007 12:26:45 PM EDT
So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:29:46 PM EDT
Please study grammar with your son.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:30:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Please study grammar with your son.



Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:31:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Please study grammar with your son.



Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:32:35 PM EDT
Christ, give me a break would ya
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:34:13 PM EDT
WOW are you tring to give me a run for my money? Spelling/gramer?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:34:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
Christ, give me a break would ya


tough crowd..
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:35:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:

Originally Posted By Hellhound:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Please study grammar with your son.





Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:35:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:35:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 12:36:07 PM EDT by Hellhound]

Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
WOW are you tring to give me a run for my money? Spelling/gramer grammar?




Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:36:38 PM EDT
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:39:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
Christ, give me a break would ya




Just bustin' your chops. Welcome to Arfcom.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:40:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:42:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:42:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 12:43:04 PM EDT by Hellhound]
So Shelby says his parents were not upset with him taking a nudie picture to school?

Shelby is a liar too.

I hope Shelby's parents are upset.

They should be, put some limits on him.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:45:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hellhound:
So Shelby says his parents were not upset with him taking a nudie picture to school?

Shelby is a liar too.

I hope Shelby's parents are upset.

They should be, put some limits on him.

Shelby was being sarcastic...
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:46:21 PM EDT
I'm guessing the "publik edukashon sistem" in your area ain't the greatest.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:46:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?


Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:47:57 PM EDT
The comprehension in this thread is.

The pirate threads are much better.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:49:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 12:50:17 PM EDT by 82ndAbn]
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:49:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?


You're going to hell...
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:51:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 12:53:37 PM EDT by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."

"rents"!??

WTF? What are you - 12?



So hows' shelbys street cred now?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:53:33 PM EDT
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:54:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:56:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 12:56:40 PM EDT by Hellhound]

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!







ETA: LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS....
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:57:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
At least the grammar, syntax and spelling are OK in this one.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:57:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."

"rents"!??

WTF? What are you - 12?



So hows' shelbys street cred now?


Its probably off the chain yo. fer shizzle.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 12:58:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By justinwb:

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."

"rents"!??

WTF? What are you - 12?



So hows' shelbys street cred now?
Its probably off the chain yo. fer shizzle.

Dats wack!

Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:00:19 PM EDT
I e-hate you all, too.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:00:25 PM EDT
Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:01:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"



Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:02:42 PM EDT
Actually, that's probably not such a bad thing.

When I was in 3rd grade, my little friends were trying to explain, in third-graderese, what they knew about sex from their older siblings.

It didn't make a damn bit of sense back then (*).  Maybe a diagram would have been helpful.
(*)  I'm not saying it makes more sense now, by the way....
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:02:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By macman37:
Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"


Do your worst.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:04:15 PM EDT
maybees he's be taken his son to school with him
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:05:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 1:07:38 PM EDT by MagKnightX]

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....


The following is a corrected version. Please learn from it:


Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
So my nine-year-old, third-grader son just got off the school bus and came in the house.

"How was school today, son?" I asked him.

"
Well dad, my friend Shelby (a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it," he replied. "Then, apparently, one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid."

Then my son and his friend Cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. The kid replied, "No, they're happy"  It was pretty funny. I just thought I would share. Good old public school...


Edit: unless your son said "a boy" when mentioning Shelby, you should put it in brackets and italicize both the phrase and the brackets to show it's an editorial note.


Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!


Use of multiple exclamation marks is poor punctuation.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:06:23 PM EDT
This is one of the quickest and most entertaining threads so far today. Hoo boy, what a tough room to work.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:06:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....


The following is a corrected version. Please learn from it:


Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
So my nine-year-old, third-grader son just got off the school bus and came in the house.

"How was school today, son?" I asked him.

"
Well dad, my friend Shelby (a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it," he replied. "Then, apparently, one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid."

Then my son and his friend Cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. The kid replied, "No, they're happy"  It was pretty funny. I just thought I would share. Good old public school...



Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!


Use of multiple exclamation marks is poor punctuation.


Wow, that stung just reading it.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:07:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Macallan:

Originally Posted By macman37:
Have we properly "jumped in" STROutlaw by now? Or does he need more?

Because nothing screams "I need more" like "you guys know what? F*CK YOU!"





He's just jealous cause he don't have pics of naked women on HIS cell.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:07:42 PM EDT
What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:09:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
So my 9 yr. old 3rd grade son just got off the school bus and came in the house. How was school today son. Well dad my friend shelby ( a boy) took his cell phone to school today and was showing all the boys on the playground the naked girl picture he had on it. Then apparently one of the girls found out about it and told on the kid. Then my son and his friend cameron called the kid and asked him if he was in trouble. They had it on speaker phone. This kid replyed " NO, There happy"  It was pretty funny just thought I would share. Good old public school....


This post makes me wish ronmann was back.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:09:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."


Thanks for the clarification.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:11:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Telemachus:
What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!


Exactly, Thank You.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:12:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
At least the grammar, syntax and spelling are OK in this one.


I clicked on this thread expecting to become outraged and ended up laughing my arse off.

Why does a 9 y/o have a cellphone that he can DL porn with anyway? (Or am I old fashioned? Maybe the rents can answer that question once Shelby's done being sarcastic.)
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:12:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Telemachus:
What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!


Exactly, Thank You.


You're welcome?
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:13:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:

Originally Posted By Master_Blaster:
Was that supposed to be "therapy"?  Why do I think this kid is gonna get "turned" by some new-age psychologist.
 No my son and his friend called this kid shelby to see if he was in trouble with his rents. The kid shelby replyed " No, THERE HAPPY."
Happy where?



Under here....
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:15:19 PM EDT
I am remember in 3rd grade having a playboy/penthouse trading business.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:16:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SRTOutlaw:
You guys know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!


Finally a post with some expression in it
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:16:55 PM EDT
this thread is so horribly wrong i'm almost ashamed to be part of it. almost.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:19:24 PM EDT
Sheesh, cut the guy some slack.
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:20:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 1:20:55 PM EDT by azhammer]

Originally Posted By Gunner1X:
Sheesh, cut the guy some slack.



It's is just funny's
Link Posted: 1/3/2007 1:20:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/3/2007 1:21:02 PM EDT by BushmasterGuy77]

Originally Posted By Telemachus:
What in the name of all things holy is a 3rd grader doing with a cell phone?!!?!


It was probally Porno of his Mom that his Dad had stored in his phone and the Kid took dad's phone.
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