3 Wishes, what'll they be? (aka Post 1,000 - "And now the hookers!!")

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - 3 Wishes, what'll they be? (aka Post 1,000 - "And now the hookers!!")

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:39:14 AM EDT

Ok... you have three wishes.
Rules:
No wishing for:
- more wishes.
- time travel or changing the past

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:39:56 AM EDT

[#1]

1. pie!
2. more pie!
3. pie for everyone!

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:40:39 AM EDT

[#2]

1. Immortality
2. Lots of hookers and blow
3. Saved for emergencys

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:46:37 AM EDT

[#3]

1. To get with Mandy Moore
2. Have a nice retreat out in the country
3. To find a place with decent real estate costs and decent job opportunities

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:50:18 AM EDT

[#4]

1) Give the Libertarian Party the influence the Democratic Party has on America, and vice versa.
2) ...

Hell, I think I could make everything else I'd want fall into place if that first wish came true.

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:53:53 AM EDT

[#5]

I wish that there be no rules for this wishing.....

I then wish for unlimited wishes......

Home free.

Posted: 5/3/2004 11:59:05 AM EDT

[#6]

1) 1 trillion dollars (that should take care of just about anything, especially politically related)
2) Turn EVERY member of Al-Qaeda, Hamas, etc into steaming piles of pig shit (while retaining consciousness)
3) Ditto for liberals (this one is not a stretch for the genie)

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:15:33 PM EDT

[#7]

1. 1 billion dollars
2. Immortality
3. a good looking body

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:19:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
1. 1 gazillion dollars
2. Immortality
3. ~~a good looking body~~ My own aircraft carrier with weapons and crew

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:20:19 PM EDT

[#9]

Just need one thank you.

To be happy in life.

Tj

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:21:28 PM EDT

[#10]

1. Death to anyone wishing to limit freedoms
2. Repeal of all gun laws and make the passage of anything serving to limit ownership punishable by the above wish
3. Cheap ammo prices

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:25:14 PM EDT

[#11]

1. Equal status with God. Hey everyone needs someone who they can relate to.
As Gods equal I remove the rules.
2. Infinite wishes
3. Freely travel through time

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:29:52 PM EDT

[#12]

1. A trillion dollars should be able to take care of all money issues (as 1911ar-15 said)
2. To have Elisha Cuthbert fall hopelessly in love with me forever
3. This one saved for emergencies too (good call MadProfessor)

Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:22 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Quoted:
1. 1 gazillion dollars
2. Immortality
3. ~~a good looking body~~ My own aircraft carrier with weapons and crew

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:36:56 PM EDT

[#14]

I would wish for:
1. The power to control other's minds.
2. The power to convey immortality and eternal youth (and take it away) to anyone I desired (including myelf).
3. A functioning faster than light starship.

Posted: 5/3/2004 1:42:00 PM EDT

[#15]

1. all the money in the world.
2. the power to change anything by merely thinking it.
3. reserved incase 1, and 2 dont do the job for some strange reason.

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:02:47 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
1. all the money in the world.

But then the Lyndon LaRouche would be correct, and the money would be worthless.

My wishes:

1. Business Jet

2. My own private island in the South Pacific complete with airfield.

3. The Force

Brian

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:09:59 PM EDT

[#17]

1. Omnipotence... everything else would fall into place like the money, etc.

2. Selective immortality with my choice of age. Either of these can change at any time. If I wish to make myself 4 months old for awhile and suck on some nipples... so be it! If I get bored with life, I can die for awhile... and then come back later.

3. Ability to change into any form I want. Female for some lesbo action, a shark to go swim around for awhile and look tough, a goat to make people laugh, etc.

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:20:44 PM EDT

[#18]

1) Mind control (This should pretty much take care of everthing else) but just in case...

2) Brad Pitt type status with all woman

3) A gun room like the one in the matrix.

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:27:06 PM EDT

[#19]

1. ALL of the above
2. to cherry pick all wishes to follow
3. Reserved in case I or anyone else forgot something cool.

That should just about cover it!

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:29:42 PM EDT

[#20]

1: the ability to morp ala T1000
2: a unlimted ATM card.(ie cash that never runs out
3: I dont know right now

Posted: 5/3/2004 2:38:30 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
Just need one thank you.

To be happy in life.

Tj

My thoughts exactly. My exwife could never understand my answer to her asking what I wanted in life. Simple. I want to die happy.

Posted: 5/3/2004 4:21:38 PM EDT

[#22]

1) A genetic breakthrough that would reinitialize my DNA curing me of all my physical maladies while also returning me to my prime.

2) That my wife was everything I wanted her to be instead of the monster she is.

3) That I would be the sole winner of the largest Powerball jackpot in history.

I don’t gamble so that last is almost as big a wish as the second one.

Posted: 5/3/2004 4:30:08 PM EDT

[#23]

1) California to be a class 3 state

2) No more diseases, sickness, retardation, down syndrom(sp?), anything that would keep a child from having a normal, healthy life.

3) World peace - Sounds good

Posted: 5/3/2004 6:41:52 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
3) World peace - Sounds good

I think world peace would be the ultimate leverage the liberals need to take away our guns...

Posted: 5/3/2004 9:41:38 PM EDT

[#25]

1. Death to anyone wishing to limit freedoms

If you were to be granted this wish, wouldn’t you yourself die the exact second that you made the wish, because you yourself would be limiting the freedom of the people who wish to limit freedoms.

Posted: 5/3/2004 10:06:14 PM EDT

[#26]

1. Winning Powerball ticket, jackpot no less than 300 million dollars.
2. A CLEO that would sign off on any Class 3 item out there.
3. A beer.

Is a lightsabre a Class 3 item? If not, replace "beer" with "Lightsabre".

Posted: 5/4/2004 3:27:13 AM EDT

[#27]

1) happiness
2) to be happy
3) healthy for life

money is a material thing, to truly be happy might or might not include money, land ,yachts, planes women, all i wish is to have a happy healthy life

Posted: 5/4/2004 4:38:09 AM EDT

[#28]

1. Very, Very strong Telecanisis(sp) (Able to move stuff with the mind) Think about it, you can fly because you can lift yourself. Your bullet proof because you can stop the bullets like Neo. Every shot in golf is a hole in one. ect ect ect ect

2. Mind suggestion. (like the force) What the hell do you need a $billion for when everything you want is free. And any woman you want will come to you!

3. Immortality

Posted: 5/4/2004 5:15:09 AM EDT

[#29]

The Democratic Party and all its officials and most prominent politicians are publicly revealed to be the dishonest, elitist snobs and corrupt shysters that they are, disgracing them and making it impossible for the democratic party to be taken seriously by anyone but pure crackpots. The Democratic Party is thus forced to reform from the ground up and retrench itself around real American values.

Osama Bin Laden and the major clerics of the Wahhabi branches of Islam are caught in a giant homosexual orgy and with ample documentary evidence that they don't give a darn about the Koran or normal muslims but rather are just using them to achieve power. In other words a non-survivable scandal that destroys the radical muslim movement and ends nearly 2000 years of muslim terrorism.

200 million dollars (after taxes).

Posted: 5/4/2004 5:16:06 AM EDT

[#30]

1) unlimited money
2) My wife's diabetes to be gone.
3) Freedom from danger for me and those close to me.

I figure with #1, I can get whatever else I wmight want or need...but the second and third are things that money cannot buy.

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