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Posted: 5/3/2004 11:39:14 AM EDT
Ok... you have three wishes.
No wishing for:
- more wishes.
- time travel or changing the past
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:39:56 AM EDT
1. pie!
2. more pie!
3. pie for everyone!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:40:39 AM EDT
1. Immortality
2. Lots of hookers and blow
3. Saved for emergencys
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:46:37 AM EDT
1.  To get with Mandy Moore
2.  Have a nice retreat out in the country
3.  To find a place with decent real estate costs and decent job opportunities
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:50:18 AM EDT
1) Give the Libertarian Party the influence the Democratic Party has on America, and vice versa.
2) ...

Hell, I think I could make everything else I'd want fall into place if that first wish came true.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:53:53 AM EDT
I wish that there be no rules for this wishing.....

I then wish for unlimited wishes......

Home free.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 11:59:05 AM EDT
1) 1 trillion dollars (that should take care of just about anything, especially politically related)
2) Turn EVERY member of Al-Qaeda, Hamas, etc into steaming piles of pig shit (while retaining consciousness)
3) Ditto for liberals (this one is not a stretch for the genie)
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:15:33 PM EDT
1. 1 billion dollars
2. Immortality
3. a good looking body
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:19:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:20:19 PM EDT
Just need one thank you.

To be happy in life.

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:21:28 PM EDT
1.  Death to anyone wishing to limit freedoms
2.  Repeal of all gun laws and make the passage of anything serving to limit ownership punishable by the above wish
3.  Cheap ammo prices
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:25:14 PM EDT
1. Equal status with God. Hey everyone needs someone who they can relate to.
As Gods equal I remove the rules.
2. Infinite wishes
3. Freely travel through time
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:29:52 PM EDT
1. A trillion dollars should be able to take care of all money issues (as 1911ar-15 said)
2. To have Elisha Cuthbert fall hopelessly in love with me forever
3. This one saved for emergencies too (good call MadProfessor)
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 12:38:22 PM EDT


1. 1 gazillion dollars
2. Immortality
3. a good looking body My own aircraft carrier with weapons and crew

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 1:36:56 PM EDT
I would wish for:
1. The power to control other's minds.
2. The power to convey immortality and eternal youth (and take it away) to anyone I desired (including myelf).
3. A functioning faster than light starship.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 1:42:00 PM EDT
1. all the money in the world.
2. the power to change anything by merely thinking it.
3. reserved incase 1, and 2 dont do the job for some strange reason.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 2:02:47 PM EDT

1. all the money in the world.

But then the Lyndon LaRouche would be correct, and the money would be worthless.

My wishes:

1. Business Jet

2.  My own private island in the South Pacific complete with airfield.

3.  The Force

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 2:09:59 PM EDT
1. Omnipotence... everything else would fall into place like the money, etc.

2. Selective immortality with my choice of age.  Either of these can change at any time.  If I wish to make myself 4 months old for awhile and suck on some nipples... so be it! If I get bored with life, I can die for awhile... and then come back later.

3. Ability to change into any form I want.  Female for some lesbo action, a shark to go swim around for awhile and look tough, a goat to make people laugh, etc.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 2:20:44 PM EDT
1) Mind control (This should pretty much take care of everthing else) but just in case...

2) Brad Pitt type status with all woman

3) A gun room like the one in the matrix.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 2:27:06 PM EDT
1.  ALL of the above
2.  to cherry pick all wishes to follow
3.  Reserved in case I or anyone else forgot something cool.

That should just about cover it!
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 2:29:42 PM EDT
1: the ability to morp ala T1000
2: a unlimted ATM card.(ie cash that never runs out
3:  I dont know right now
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 2:38:30 PM EDT

Just need one thank you.

To be happy in life.


My thoughts exactly. My exwife could never understand my answer to her asking what I wanted in life. Simple. I want to die happy.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:21:38 PM EDT
1) A genetic breakthrough that would reinitialize my DNA curing me of all my physical maladies while also returning me to my prime.

2) That my wife was everything I wanted her to be instead of the monster she is.

3) That I would be the sole winner of the largest Powerball jackpot in history.

   I don’t gamble so that last is almost as big a wish as the second one.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 4:30:08 PM EDT
1) California to be a class 3 state

2) No more diseases, sickness, retardation, down syndrom(sp?), anything that would keep a child from having a normal, healthy life.

3) World peace - Sounds good
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:41:52 PM EDT

3) World peace - Sounds good

I think world peace would be the ultimate leverage the liberals need to take away our guns...

Link Posted: 5/3/2004 9:41:38 PM EDT

1. Death to anyone wishing to limit freedoms

If you were to be granted this wish, wouldn’t you yourself die the exact second that you made the wish, because you yourself would be limiting the freedom of the people who wish to limit freedoms.  
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 10:06:14 PM EDT
1. Winning Powerball ticket, jackpot no less than 300 million dollars.
2. A CLEO that would sign off on any Class 3 item out there.
3. A beer.

Is a lightsabre a Class 3 item?  If not, replace "beer" with "Lightsabre".

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 3:27:13 AM EDT
1) happiness
2) to be happy
3) healthy for life

money is a material thing,  to truly be happy might or might not include money, land ,yachts, planes women, all i wish is to have a happy healthy life
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 4:38:09 AM EDT
1. Very, Very strong Telecanisis(sp)  (Able to move stuff with the mind) Think about it, you can fly because you can lift yourself.  Your bullet proof because you can stop the bullets like Neo.  Every shot in golf is a hole in one.  ect ect ect ect

2. Mind suggestion. (like the force) What the hell do you need a $billion for when everything you want is free.  And any woman you want will come to you!

3. Immortality
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:15:09 AM EDT
The Democratic Party and all its officials and most prominent politicians are publicly revealed to be the dishonest, elitist snobs and corrupt shysters that they are, disgracing them and making it impossible for the democratic party to be taken seriously by anyone but pure crackpots.  The Democratic Party is thus forced to reform from the ground up and retrench itself around  real American values.

Osama Bin Laden and the major clerics of the Wahhabi branches of Islam are caught in a giant homosexual orgy and with ample documentary evidence that they don't give a darn about the Koran or normal muslims but rather are just using them to achieve power.  In other words a non-survivable scandal that destroys the radical muslim movement and ends nearly 2000 years of muslim terrorism.

200 million dollars (after taxes).
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 5:16:06 AM EDT
1) unlimited money
2) My wife's diabetes to be gone.
3) Freedom from danger for me and those close to me.

I figure with #1, I can get whatever else I wmight want or need...but the second and third are things that money cannot buy.
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