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Posted: 9/6/2005 10:08:47 PM EDT

Taken from this thread, seems worthy of it's own.
NO Cannibals

Quoted:

Are you hungry 30 minutes after you eat a chinese person?

I don't know, but you after you eat a german person, you are hungry for power.

Any others?

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:11:08 PM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:11:32 PM EDT

[#2]

Thirty minutes after you eat an illegal are you willing to do the jobs that Americans won't do?

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:12:31 PM EDT

[#3]

I can't keep up with that kind of wittiness.

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:22:13 PM EDT

[#4]

Just thinking it might have serious applications. What happens to you 30 minutes after you eat the remains of a democrat? Could be serious trouble.
matthew

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:24:19 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Just thinking it might have serious applications. What happens to you 30 minutes after you eat the remains of a democrat? Could be serious trouble.
matthew

Vomiting, diarrhea, fever.

Or the face of Jimmy Carter bursts through your chest.

Jim

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:32:13 PM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Just thinking it might have serious applications. What happens to you 30 minutes after you eat the remains of a democrat? Could be serious trouble.
matthew

Vomiting, diarrhea, fever.

Or the face of Jimmy Carter bursts through your chest.

Jim

Oh great, now I am going to have nightmares

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:34:37 PM EDT

[#7]

~~Thirty~~ two minutes after you eat Angelina Jolie you want to do it again.

Posted: 9/6/2005 10:49:50 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
~~Thirty~~ two minutes after you eat Angelina Jolie you want to do it again.

"Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like '****ing the couch", Bob Thornton said.

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Side effects of eating people...

If you eat:

Michael Moore-cardiac arrest
Michael Jackson-turn white, but dance good
Callista Flockhart-sticks in teeth.
Dick Cheney-gas
Bill Clinton-Stains on clothing
Jay Leno-he tastes funny
Courtney Love-hallucinations

Sh*t, the list could go on and on....

Posted: 9/6/2005 11:03:36 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Quoted:
~~Thirty~~ two minutes after you eat Angelina Jolie you want to do it again.

"Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like '****ing the couch", Bob Thornton said.

.

Hell I would like to find out!

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