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Posted: 10/11/2007 11:32:32 AM EST
www.javno.com/en/world/clanak.php?id=87527


A U.S. man was sentenced to five months in jail after he and a friend, acting on wounded pride, gunned down an ostrich that had kicked them as their female companions laughed, a newspaper reported on Saturday.
"This whole thing is about male pride," prosecutor Steve Wagstaffe said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.

The powerful flightless bird, named Gaylord, kicked Timothy McKevitt, 19, and Jonathon Porter, 21, last October when they trespassed on an ostrich ranch south of San Francisco after a night of drinking, the paper cited attorneys as saying.

As the startled bird attacked, the women began to laugh, prosecutors said. McKevitt was kicked in the ribs and knocked over, while Porter suffered scrapes and bruises.

The two men returned with a rifle and shotgun seeking revenge, the Chronicle said. They fired at least seven shots at Gaylord, according to a police report.

McKevitt, free on bail, was ordered to turn himself in on Nov. 3. Porter was sentenced in March to seven months in jail after pleading no contest in the ostrich killing, the paper reported.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:33:40 AM EST
Aw, come on. Killing an ostrich?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:36:32 AM EST
They lucked out-an ostrich can kill your ass.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:36:52 AM EST
What a bunch of stupid vaginas.


There should be a just cause when killing something.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:37:46 AM EST
did you see the size of that chicken
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:37:51 AM EST
imagining the drumsticks, and thighs on that thing
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:38:20 AM EST
Stupid dorks.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:39:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 11:41:28 AM EST by Maxwell71]
You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride FUCKIN' with you! You gotta fight through that shit!


Marsellus: The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:40:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By dedfella:
did you see the size of that chicken


"Did you see the size of that cocka-doodle-Goddamn-doo?"
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:40:52 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:42:28 AM EST
What kind of fruitcake names ANYTHING "Gaylord" anyway ? Might as well name your dog "Richard Simmons" or something.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:45:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bob1984:
What kind of fruitcake names ANYTHING "Gaylord" anyway ? Might as well name your dog "Richard Simmons" or something.


Did you see that film last night, "Gaylords say no"?

(shameless quote from The Office)
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 11:58:23 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bob1984:
What kind of fruitcake names ANYTHING "Gaylord" anyway ? Might as well name your dog "Richard Simmons" or something.


What kind of fruitcake names an Ostrich...period. Come on, what does he expect? The stupid thing is going to sit and play fetch?
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:00:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Bob1984:
What kind of fruitcake names ANYTHING "Gaylord" anyway ? ht


Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:03:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By dedfella:
did you see the size of that chicken


"Did you see the size of that cocka-doodle-Goddamn-doo?"


we're in the spirit world
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:05:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By dedfella:
did you see the size of that chicken

They can't see us 'cause we're in the spirit world.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:06:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 12:07:11 PM EST by The_Macallan]

Originally Posted By dedfella:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:

Originally Posted By dedfella:
did you see the size of that chicken


"Did you see the size of that cocka-doodle-Goddamn-doo?"


we're in the spirit world


Aw we's just hackin' on ya'.

Hey Billy - why'd you go an kill that ostrich anyway?



Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:07:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By SGB:
They'll be missed in GD


I know I missed the related draw down story.

"So there I was the ostrich came at me...."

Glad the retards are in jail.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:11:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Aw, come on. Killing an ostrich?


Fucking A-holes
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:28:43 PM EST
Retards....


"It's a SQUAB!"
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 12:28:47 PM EST
too bad the bird didn't kick them in the balls so the dumb fucks will never reproduce.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:07:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/11/2007 1:08:24 PM EST by bytor94]

Originally Posted By XCRmonger:
Aw, come on. Killing an ostrich?


Considering it was property of someone else, yeah. And that they had already trespassed on the property earlier.


Ostrichs are not cheap either.


North Carolina Ostrich Breeders Association

Producers should plan ahead when buying breeding stock to avoid potential inbreeding problems. Be careful to avoid purchasing cull stock and non-breeders. When purchasing adults obtain only guaranteed breeders from reliable sources. Be realistic on price. In North Carolina, a chick breeding pair costs approximately $6,000 and an adult pair (1-year-old) costs about $12,000. Before one attempts such an undertaking, it is highly recommended that marketing information for ostrich products should be investigated. This information can be obtained by contacting the North Carolina Ostrich Breeders Association or the American Ostrich Association.

Link Posted: 10/11/2007 1:10:22 PM EST
Too bad they got nabbed, would have made a killer deep fried Osturducken.
Link Posted: 10/11/2007 2:45:34 PM EST
7 shots?

[Falling Down]Take some shooting lessons, Asshole.[/Falling Down]
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