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Posted: 1/21/2013 5:49:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 5:53:54 PM EDT by SGL_Shooter]
Not about guns. Saving that one for another paper.

ETA: Yeah not a paper, it's not graded and will be read aloud to the class.

ETA2: Engineering Major. Just taking care of my English requirement
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:50:28 PM EDT
That's not a paper...that's a paragraph.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:52:30 PM EDT
Why Obama is the best president ever?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:52:43 PM EDT
What class? Damn not a communication major.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:53:04 PM EDT
The National Parks, or a National Park, or the National Park Service. Lots of interesting topics.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:53:04 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
That's not a paper...that's a paragraph.


Pretty much. I imagine I have had longer posts than that.

As for topic.......surprise buttsecks. It's causes and effects. How to identify. Potential dangers. Future outlook.

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:53:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
That's not a paper...that's a paragraph.


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:54:12 PM EDT
The legal responsibility of the police to protect individual citizens.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:54:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 5:55:25 PM EDT by SineWav3]
How fear is the driving factor of the liberal agends

EDIT
Originally Posted By SGL_Shooter:
Not about guns. Saving that one for another paper.

ETA: Yeah not a paper, it's not graded and will be read aloud to the class.

ETA2: Engineering Major. Just taking care of my English requirement


How fear is the driving factor of the liberal agends

DO IT
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:54:26 PM EDT
What is the national security strategy of the U.S.?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:55:08 PM EDT
Cheap Dinner. A POF guide to overweight single moms.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:55:10 PM EDT
Why you feel that the toilet seat is your S.O responsibility and why
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:55:22 PM EDT
Not really enough words to prove a point, so you are going to need some philosophical shit. Like a man torn between Beans or No Beans.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:55:29 PM EDT
Why farting in a jar is good idea.

A rant on why no one has bad a toilet paper glove.

Why more women should walk around with thongs hanging out

Why that baboon on American Idol should be kicked off.

The million dollar business idea of inventing a pill that makes farts smell like flowers.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:55:45 PM EDT
How about "Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity?"
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:55:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jdawg_Valdez:
That's not a paper...that's a paragraph.


This, not enough words to fully develop an idea.



Do a comparative paper, Reagan v. Obama.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:55:58 PM EDT
"The epidemiology of herpes simplex II in the slave populations of Papua New Guinea."
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:56:56 PM EDT
Why you should put minimal effort into this paper.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:57:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 6:02:30 PM EDT by AeroE]
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:57:51 PM EDT
Leaning towards that beans or no beans one... any other good ARF arguments to discuss?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:57:54 PM EDT
How to throw a curve ball
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:58:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SineWav3:
Why you should put minimal effort into this paper.


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:59:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 5:59:55 PM EDT by SineWav3]
How to procrastinate.

EDIT, ^^^ did I win?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 5:59:25 PM EDT
To what extent does moral relativism (it was more acceptable then, but seems abhorrent now) excuse the practice of child labor in the late 19th century?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:02:14 PM EDT
The importance of communication and public speaking.
Easy A.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:02:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 6:02:55 PM EDT by kyspike]


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:02:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SineWav3:
How to procrastinate.

EDIT, ^^^ did I win?


Room mate says the teacher might think I'm an ass, it is the second week of class after all. I might do it about how fucked up the teaching/learning process is in America, such as how kids memorize, take a test, and then jettison their memories right after, essentially learning nothing over time.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:04:02 PM EDT
Tits or Ass? An honest debate.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:04:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 6:07:24 PM EDT by sirensong]
250 words is not a paper--it's a page.



edit: i should be more helpful, i suppose. how about "legal protections offered to women by the state are cynical attempts by a pseudo-liberal elite to maintain the oppression of women by setting up a protection racket?".

writing something controversial always helps.


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:04:42 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SGL_Shooter:
Originally Posted By SineWav3:
How to procrastinate.

EDIT, ^^^ did I win?


Room mate says the teacher might think I'm an ass, it is the second week of class after all. I might do it about how fucked up the teaching/learning process is in America, such as how kids memorize, take a test, and then jettison their memories right after, essentially learning nothing over time.


Prove mathematically that this paper is insignificant to your overall diploma/GPA
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:04:52 PM EDT
Shortage of bolt carrier groups in 2013.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:05:08 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SGL_Shooter:
Not about guns. Saving that one for another paper.

ETA: Yeah not a paper, it's not graded and will be read aloud to the class.

ETA2: Engineering Major. Just taking care of my English requirement


250 words is an abstract, not a paper

Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:05:38 PM EDT
does price gouging exist?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:05:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 6:15:45 PM EDT by motown_steve]
Is The Penis Mightier Than The Sword?

A great poet once said that The Penis mightier than The Sword. After all of these years, I think that it is time for us as a society to evaluate the merits of this statement and determine which is truly mightier, The Penis or The Sword. On one hand you The Sword, which is long, hard and is used to thrust and stab. In the other hand you have The Penis, which can be both hard and soft, but is also used to thrust and stab. But in addition to stabbing and thrusting, The Penis can also be used to write your name in the snow. Like The Sword, The Penis can be hired out for the service of those who are in dire need. It seems that in many ways, The Sword was modeled after The Penis, which means that The Sword is a copycat Penis. However, The Sword is better than The Penis in that you don't have to put a condom on a sword in order to use it on strangers. I guess in the end we may never truly know which is truly mightier, the Penis or The Sword.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:06:25 PM EDT
Transsexual Midgets of East Africa.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:06:34 PM EDT
Waffles vs Pancakes
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:06:37 PM EDT
Engineering, I suggest why hings break when they shouldn't.
From bridges to buildings, lots of stuff that falls down was carefully designed not to.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:08:01 PM EDT


"My experiences as a woman trapped in a man's body."


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:09:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/21/2013 6:09:24 PM EDT by USPcompact]
Planes, Trains, and Plantains: The Story of Oedipus.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:10:45 PM EDT
Originally Posted By redthunder02:
Why Obama is the best president ever?


How's he going to fill up the rest fo the 248 words?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:12:45 PM EDT
The virtues of Differential Equations. Goes with your major.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:13:12 PM EDT
Got it. Gonna be a piece about the failures of the American school system. I'll pick another less serious topic when we're a few weeks in.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:13:58 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SGL_Shooter:
Got it. Gonna be a piece about the failures of the American school system. I'll pick another less serious topic when we're a few weeks in.


You sit to pee.


Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:14:00 PM EDT
Premature ejaculation
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:18:33 PM EDT
Eh, on second thought I kinda want to do one about damn kids being addicted to their smart phones 24/7. Went on a trip with a group, at one point we went to the beach, where more than half immediately pulled out their phones to take pictures to put on Facebook. Who needs all that to watch an F'n sunset?
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:22:49 PM EDT
dude, 250-500 words? Are you in middle school?

Most of my assigned MATH PROBLEMS have more words than that.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:25:04 PM EDT
dude 250 words wouldn't even get a tl;dr around here.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:25:27 PM EDT
hookers & blow : a heart felt story
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:26:44 PM EDT
Jeannie or Samantha

Hint: The answer is always Jeannie.
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:27:02 PM EDT
"How to not pick up chicks -An Engineering Problem"
Link Posted: 1/21/2013 6:27:13 PM EDT
That "paper" should be completed by now.
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