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ComputerGuy, don't worry about the new year, you're right, it's gonna be great!
Now, after reading this thread, and others that you have posted in the past, I've drawn a conclusion.
You need to write counntry music songs! With all the bad luck you've had, one is sure to be a hit!
Whaddaya think?
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This to me sounds like an excellent idea.
How's this???_
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I got fired from El Taco
For not wearing my hat
Lost my girl to a biker
She sez cuz I hater her cat.
My sister is claiming I raped her
And tied her up with a chain
Pen blew up in my pocket
Makin' one helluva a stain.
[Chorus]
Car got wrecked by a critter
Got my arm in a cast
O Lord you know that I trust ya
But how long can this bad luck last???
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
So I sit here on ole ARFCOM
Tellin' my tale of woe
Duckin' each time the phone rings
Wonderin' what's next to go.
Thinkin' I musta done somethin'
In a past life that was mighty wrong
Hopin' to sing it in Nashville
The typical country song.
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One more verse, perhaps... for "The perfect Country/Western song"
4) I was drunk the day my Mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pick-up truck,
She got run over by a danged ol' train.
:D