So here's 1000.  Sorry, dunno if i'll get banned for any of this, but i'm sure it's borderline if not worse!  If it's edited later, I'll link it from my website.  

this is my one thousandth post
A feat of which many can boast
It helps in the day
to work in no way
And to find members here to roast

That GoatBoy is one funny dude
His jokes are both vile and crude
but don't make him mad
Or you'll be quite sad
And banned for the bad attitude
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With Babe of the Day we had chicks
And most folks posted good clean pics
but some dill hole, though
posted nudity, no!
And forced a reduction in clicks.

Those few here with the good morals
Can sing in heaven with chorals
but as for the rest
we do in our zest
Go seeking pictures of orals! [:O]
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Three secrets there are to shoot swell
The front sight on which your eyes dwell
The trigger you press
or you'll make a mess
the sights you should line up as well.

It is that dreaded red "x"
that seems to continually vex
the newbies that post
pics they love the most
that are of the opposite sex.
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A limerick should not be crude
Neither should its lines be to rude
though many are fun
From under the sun
The content of most is quite lewd.

Although most of these posts are sh!t
It's still fun to post most of it.
While it's of no use
it's fun to cut loose
and to make the mods have a fit.

I hope that you all will enjoy
This post that has brought me such joy.
I should be out gunning
or better yet running
Or even milling a new toy.

Finally, one of my favorite limericks, by Isaac Asimov:

Said a woman with open delight
My pubic hair's perfectly white
I admit there's a glare
but the fellas don't care
They locate it faster at night

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Your nuts!! [rolleyes]

Bill3508

That should be stone nuts, not you're nuts.

Don't ask for his nuts! He just might post them![shock]

What's that I hear playing in the background???...."To much time on my hands...."

Yep, you're nuts[:D][whacko]

and i thought we were talking about the naked mile in Ann Arbor...

You're just jealouis [:P]

get laid off and you too can post worthless crap all day!

I had one, but it wasn't that much fun, so I gave it up to be a post whore on ar15.com!  [:D]

Gonads on the 1k?????

No, GRADS!!! Not GONADS!!  But I do have a pair, thank you.  And there's one up there if you look.  [:P]

You can see his stone Pe Pe!

Gonads and Strife!

Booya!!!