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Posted: 6/24/2002 3:30:02 PM EST
So here's 1000. Sorry, dunno if i'll get banned for any of this, but i'm sure it's borderline if not worse! If it's edited later, I'll link it from my website. this is my one thousandth post A feat of which many can boast It helps in the day to work in no way And to find members here to roast That GoatBoy is one funny dude His jokes are both vile and crude but don't make him mad Or you'll be quite sad And banned for the bad attitude [img]http://66.45.56.100/ryan/images/tmp/b-04-069a.jpg[/img] With Babe of the Day we had chicks And most folks posted good clean pics but some dill hole, though posted nudity, no! And forced a reduction in clicks. Those few here with the good morals Can sing in heaven with chorals but as for the rest we do in our zest Go seeking pictures of orals! [:O] [img]http://66.45.56.100/ryan/images/tmp/venus-de-milo.jpg[/img] Three secrets there are to shoot swell The front sight on which your eyes dwell The trigger you press or you'll make a mess the sights you should line up as well. It is that dreaded red "x" that seems to continually vex the newbies that post pics they love the most that are of the opposite sex. [img]http://66.45.56.100/ryan/images/tmp/medici.jpg[/img] A limerick should not be crude Neither should its lines be to rude though many are fun From under the sun The content of most is quite lewd. Although most of these posts are sh!t It's still fun to post most of it. While it's of no use it's fun to cut loose and to make the mods have a fit. I hope that you all will enjoy This post that has brought me such joy. I should be out gunning or better yet running Or even milling a new toy. Finally, one of my favorite limericks, by Isaac Asimov: Said a woman with open delight My pubic hair's perfectly white I admit there's a glare but the fellas don't care They locate it faster at night [img]http://66.45.56.100/ryan/images/tmp/peplos4.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 3:39:51 PM EST
Your nuts!! [rolleyes] Bill3508
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 3:43:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By bill3508: Your nuts!! [rolleyes] Bill3508
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That should be stone nuts, not you're nuts.
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 3:47:43 PM EST
Originally Posted By bill3508: Your nuts!! [rolleyes] Bill3508
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Don't ask for his nuts! He just might post them![shock]
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 3:48:06 PM EST
What's that I hear playing in the background???...."To much time on my hands...." Yep, you're nuts[:D][whacko]
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 3:55:06 PM EST
and i thought we were talking about the naked mile in Ann Arbor...
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 4:00:44 PM EST
Originally Posted By caveman: Yep, you're nuts[:D][whacko]
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You're just jealouis [:P] get laid off and you too can post worthless crap all day!
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 4:01:44 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 4:05:56 PM EST
Originally Posted By FrankSquid: congrads on the 1k. now you can get a life. [;)]
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I had one, but it wasn't that much fun, so I gave it up to be a post whore on ar15.com! [:D]
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 4:12:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By FrankSquid: congrads on the 1k. now you can get a life. [;)]
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Gonads on the 1k?????
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 8:07:12 PM EST
Originally Posted By djk: Gonads on the 1k?????
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No, GRADS!!! Not GONADS!! But I do have a pair, thank you. And there's one up there if you look. [:P]
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 8:08:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/24/2002 8:09:29 PM EST by LotBoy]
You can see his stone Pe Pe! Gonads and Strife!
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 8:17:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/24/2002 8:20:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By DVDTracker: That was really cool. Can you get paid to do that? Keep your pimp hand strong.
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Booya!!!
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