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Posted: 9/19/2004 1:40:26 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:45:24 AM EST
After my experiences in places like Thailand and the Philippines, I wouldn't even venture to a US sex club. It would just be a let down.

Oh, you can skip the pics
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:48:04 AM EST
I went to a swingers' meet here in Austin. Austin has a big swingers scene, as I found out. I posted the story on Pre-Ban. It was exactly as you described your experience.

It was funny as shit. Think your school cafeteria lady in lingerie. [Barf]

There was one young couple who looked like college students. The girl was a brunette and HOT! Damn, I kept thinking what are you doing here you naughty naughty girl. (She may been vice, upon reflection).

Not a total waste of time, I did meet a burner girl who worked there as a casino dealer. (Burner = Burning Man groupie).

She introduced me to the Burner community here in Austin. Wild bunch.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:08:12 AM EST
Should come to Hawaii, people are nicer here, and better looking. MILF every where.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:15:09 AM EST
Heathens
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:49:33 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 2:49:46 AM EST by sherm8404]
You all will surely be smited...er....smitten....uh...smote? Smoted? Smite?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:28:45 AM EST
Were the gangbanged women any good? How many were there?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:09:31 AM EST
Like tossing hotdogs down a hall....
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:18:13 AM EST
and here I thought you were gonna tell us about your night at Cowgirls, Inc.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:36:09 AM EST
ummmmmmmm ..............thats just plain NASTY!!!!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:43:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:

Will post pics later.




Let me be the first to say...... THIS THREAD DOESN"T NEED ANY PICS.......
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:44:00 AM EST
Where was your wife in this deal???

Did she know where you were??
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:47:19 AM EST
this has got to be a first in arfcom history..

sex talk and pleading of others to NOT post pics

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:51:08 AM EST
I guess the AIDS scare is officially over.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:51:22 AM EST
That sounds about like a trip to that nudest beach they have in Portland that I went on a few years ago.

A Lady I was working with off of 122nd invited me to go along with her and check the place out.

When we got there we saw 5,000 Gay DUDES and 1 human I could only ASSUME was a female because all 380lbs of it was heading toward the river in a bikini We sat there in the parking lot for about two minutes and said......nah. lol
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:02:58 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:11:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By sherm8404:
You all will surely be smited...er....smitten....uh...smote? Smoted? Smite?



Yeah, you told him!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:11:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
The people that were there when I got there were mostly in their 40's and 50's and most were vastly overweight.



You don't say?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:15:16 AM EST
After spending a year in Japan (where anything goes) Im sure the US scene would be dissapointing, too many uptight girls.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:23:54 AM EST
Oregon? Land of rain and pallid vegetarians? What are we talking here? Hemp pasties? Organic love lotions? Big wobbly moons and pale pasty thighs smeared with tofu & hummus? Ugh


[projectile vomiting]

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:36:30 AM EST
Dude the people there, make it a three bag event.

1) One for her so you don't have to see her
2) One for you so you don't accidently see anyone else
3) One for anyone else who might accidently see



I'm going to say that the internet is a bad bad place and sometimes you accidently find things out about people that when you met them under normal circumstances, you wish you didn't know what you already knew.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 5:48:07 AM EST
Were they operating a Sybian?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:33:59 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:35:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:38:03 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:38:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:40:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:40:08 AM EST
That would be one party it would pay to be early !!
How would ya like to be the janitor at that place.
Oh jizz mopper, come here boy !!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:40:38 AM EST
wow you banged one of those gang bang chicks?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:42:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:45:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Like tossing hotdogs down a hall....



Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:46:22 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 7:48:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/19/2004 7:49:21 AM EST by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER
The younger ones were homely enough that they couldn't get laid by a chicken.




Originally Posted By clean_cut:
I went to a swingers' meet here in Austin. .




2+2=4


Sgtar15


PS LOVE the sig line 1GUNrunner!
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 8:01:16 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:09:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 10:12:01 AM EST
Seen some nice ones...seen some nasty ones...
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:30:15 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:39:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
A lights out group grope, with glow in the dark body paint as the only illumination, could be VERY interesting. Use a color code for the paint to identify preferences. Red means NOBODY messes with this part, green meens for women only, blue means for men only, yellow means men or women.

Just a thought....

CJ



Sounds more like the voice of experience.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:45:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By bvmjethead:
I guess the AIDS scare is officially over.



Only for the idiots...it's called Darwinism.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:46:11 PM EST
Sooooo . . .

What did it smell like?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:52:57 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:55:11 PM EST
How does a sex club work? Do you have to be invited? How do they know you don't have some wicked STD?

Is it just like a orgie?

Did you get any?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 1:57:53 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 2:54:10 PM EST
Thats just disgusting



Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:21:05 PM EST
Were they secretly taping, so we can see you non the internet later?

How do you deal with your concealed carry in a club like that?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:21:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Thats just disgusting






Yeah it would really suck to be the janitor there. Can we say "BIOHAZARD"
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 3:28:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By ffsparky26:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Thats just disgusting






Yeah it would really suck to be the janitor there. Can we say "BIOHAZARD"




I wouldn't touch it.
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:30:37 PM EST
Are "Sex Clubs" legal ?

I remember watching "And the Band Played On" and they were talking about gay "Bath Houses" in San Francisco. They couldn't do anything to close them even though they had good reason to beleive they were spreading the new "G.R.I.D.S Gay Related Immune Deficancy Syndrome" that would come to be AIDS. I didn't know establishments like "Sex Clubs" were legal.

Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:33:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By ffsparky26:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Thats just disgusting






Yeah it would really suck to be the janitor there. Can we say "BIOHAZARD"




I wouldn't touch it.



Steamcleaner/pressure washer using bleach water & a "bunny suit" maybe?
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:41:14 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/19/2004 4:43:14 PM EST
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