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Posted: 9/1/2001 4:02:46 AM EDT
My Grandma just sent me this (I guess she knows me pretty good after all) 13 REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN: > > You can buy a silencer for a handgun. You can trade a .44 for two .22's. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. Handguns function normally every day of the month. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?" A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it. You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems. A handgun doesn't care how big your trigger finger is. A handgun won't tell all of its friends if you are a "little fast on the trigger"...
Link Posted: 9/1/2001 7:10:43 AM EDT
ROTFL!!! Even my wife thought this was hilarious. (Pretty amazing since she's 44!) However, she's not worried. She says I couldn't keep up with two 22's!!!
Link Posted: 9/1/2001 9:18:57 AM EDT
a handgun doesnt know if you are shooting blanks
Link Posted: 9/1/2001 9:27:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/1/2001 9:29:44 AM EDT by jlp1978]
Originally Posted By cyrax777: a handgun doesnt know if you are shooting blanks
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Doesn't care either! Great post!!
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