-Stolen from Nick at FSN-



10 - Other students get real wires and batteries to practice building bombs with; you get tinkertoys.

9 - Your "car bomb"? An old Peugeot.

8 - The bomb vest you get doesn't have enough explosive to kill you, much less anyone else.

7 - Your target? The broken parking meter in front of the mosque that takes everyone's change but doesn't ring up any time.

6 - "Final message" video is used to record a "Happy Days" re-run.

5 - Relatives have to pay Arafat for the semtex you used.

4 - Daily "special mission" is to Checkers to pick up a chili dog for the cell commander.

3 - Flying practice with a Cessna - 1/10th scale and you make the engine noises.

2 - You're torn between your hate for the infidels and your love for Christina Aguilera.

1 - Your mother keeps trying to talk you into being a doctor or lawyer.