I was looking for something really funny to post here to celebrate my 100th post.

Some that were rejected:

"I have 6 kids, addicted to sex yet hubby wont get snipped"
"I have 6 kids and just realized Im lezzzzzzzzzzbo!"
"Im pregnant for the 7th time... How do I tell my husband?"  
(DrFrige suggested some of these)


But I really wanted to say thank you all for the daily sanity of these boards.  The people who post here, from those of you who know/understand "binary code" (WTF?) to those who need spellcheck to spell "fart" have created a site that is at times hysterically funny, poignant, intellegent, and thoughtful. With all of the negitivity of the media here in Kalifornia, I really feel that I have found a place where the fundemental views of the people here are my own. Sorry to get so sappy, but, god...have you any idea of what we get here from our local news???

I will be here all day next Tuesday, listening to what is really going on around our country. When CNN (Clinton News Network) announces that Bush is the winner, I will upgrade my membership. Anyone else?

You could have made sammiches for the night crew.


But no.............you had to be "Liberated"  


SGatr15

I think you're more"Bi" than "Lezbo" but thats OK as long as youre not an anti

Well congrats then

Bravo!  

...and remember, "no" means "maybe."

...or:



Humor...you can't find any better on the internet.  

Congrats on 100...glad to have you here.  

Quoted: I was looking for something really funny to post here to celebrate my 100th post. "I have 6 kids, addicted to sex yet hubby wont get snipped" "I have 6 kids and just realized Im lezzzzzzzzzzbo!" "Im pregnant for the 7th time... How do I tell my husband?"   (DrFrige suggested some of these) But, I really wanted to say "thank you all for the daily sanity of these boards."  The people who post here, from those of you who know/& understand "binary code" (WTF?) to those who need spellcheck to spell "fart" have created a site that is at times hysterically funny, poignant, intellegent, and thoughtful. With all of the negativity of the media here in Kalifornia, I really feel that I have found a place where the fundamental views of the people here are my own. I'm sorry to get so sappy, but, God...have you any idea of what we get here from our local news??? I will be here all day next Tuesday, listening to what is really going on around our country. When CNN (Clinton News Network) (Chicken Noodle Network)announces that Bush is the winner, I will upgrade my membership. Anyone else?

Spelling Nazi, Checking in.

congrats on # 7 ........i guess.......?

Quoted: Quoted: I was looking for something really funny to post here to celebrate my 100th post. "I have 6 kids, addicted to sex yet hubby wont get snipped" "I have 6 kids and just realized Im lezzzzzzzzzzbo!" "Im pregnant for the 7th time... How do I tell my husband?"   (DrFrige suggested some of these) But, I really wanted to say "thank you all for the daily sanity of these boards."  The people who post here, from those of you who know/& understand "binary code" (WTF?) to those who need spellcheck to spell "fart" have created a site that is at times hysterically funny, poignant, intellegent, and thoughtful. With all of the negativity of the media here in Kalifornia, I really feel that I have found a place where the fundamental views of the people here are my own. I'm sorry to get so sappy, but, God...have you any idea of what we get here from our local news??? I will be here all day next Tuesday, listening to what is really going on around our country. When CNN (Clinton News Network) (Chicken Noodle Network)announces that Bush is the winner, I will upgrade my membership. Anyone else? Spelling Nazi, Checking in.

Oh no...Now they will find out I'm  Illiterate and kick me out!!

Where is spell check damnit!

PS..You SUCK Drf

Quoted: congrats on # 7 ........i guess.......?

Good God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It was a JOKE!

We really wanted 2, but  

Quoted: Oh no...Now they will find out I'm  Illiterate and kick me out!! Where is spell check damnit!

No they wont. Why you ask? because... have you seen the word "Probably?"

Can you say this word??

Lets spell it together OK? P-R-O-B-A-B-L-Y

There are a TON of people who spell it PROLLY!!!


PROLLY???


PROLLY?????


ITS "PROBABLY" MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!

Get a LIFE Drf!

Quoted: Get a LIFE Drf!

Yeah...... Bite me.

i prefer to spell it

P R O B L Y










congrats, lady    

Now post some more!!

Quoted: Quoted: Oh no...Now they will find out I'm  Illiterate and kick me out!! Where is spell check damnit! No they wont. Why you ask? because... have you seen the word "Probably?" Can you say this word?? Lets spell it together OK? P-R-O-B-A-B-L-Y There are a TON of people who spell it PROLLY!!! PROLLY??? PROLLY????? ITS "PROBABLY" MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!

Its FUCKERS not FUCKAS!

Quoted: Can you say this word?? Lets spell it together OK? P-R-O-B-A-B-L-Y There are a TON of people who spell it PROLLY!!! PROLLY??? PROLLY????? ITS "PROBABLY" MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!

"ITS" should have an apostraphe (IT'S), showing a contraction for "It is"..... you fucktard.