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Posted: 4/23/2001 11:52:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 12:31:31 PM EDT
Only ELITISTS tell inside jokes in the presence of common folk.[:D]
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 12:35:32 PM EDT
As a gay female lesbian living in a male body, I resent that!
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 12:37:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 12:43:57 PM EDT
I have never been on a date and I ain't no fruit! Just gets me a womenz so I can prove it, damnit!
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 8:17:40 PM EDT
God, that is one of their best bits. Funny as all hell.
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 8:33:32 PM EDT
But 1 + 1 = 2

2 what, it makes no sense.  It should go both ways, but it doesn't!  Now that's just bad humor...

Link Posted: 4/23/2001 8:34:33 PM EDT
O + O Buck = Death   [sniper]
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 10:18:58 PM EDT
i saw the best k.i.t.h. skit was the one when they were on date and one of them starts to convulse at the table- a large bloody mass comes out of his mouth and the girls run.  then the short one says in disamay "you know, women just don;t appreciate it when a guy can cough up his liver"  tooo f*ing funny

"i'm pinching your head!"
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 11:07:49 PM EDT
I get it.
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 11:50:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/23/2001 11:53:17 PM EDT
I had a shitty night, you're all fuckin dead, have a nice day, hope to see you at the shoot.
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:01:28 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:06:36 AM EDT
The above statement includes you too...

PS- you referring to TREE(huggin', finger paintin', sandal wearin', unshaven beard, communist supporting)TOP
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:14:06 AM EDT
Where were you hiding out last night, TopCrest?
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:16:03 AM EDT
hanging out with a new girl i met.  i gave up waiting for your untimely ass to get there
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:21:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:21:56 AM EDT
I heard she's a hottie. I showed up at 5:30 or so, I think.
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:25:41 AM EDT
im done being an angry, anal retentive bastard.  

i hate fuckin dipshits that come who arent invited, fuck up my night, i wanna pull a Aalter on his ass like in The Big Lebowski when we were bowling.


guns are dangerous, im going to bed before i hit my head again with my AK cuz of the defective tac sling that GarryOwen gave me.  this night is gonna shitload worse before it gets better.

yes she is a hottie, whats more, she's not a stupid ditzy bitch like every other girl i ever come into contact with.  and whats even more, i dont know why the fuck imn telling everyone this.  and im swear to god im gonna ace that neighbors dog that keeps on fucking barking!
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:27:50 AM EDT
Take a deep breath, break out some nudie mags, and RELAX......[:)]
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:28:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:29:15 AM EDT
GarryOwen, you've got mail...
Link Posted: 4/24/2001 12:30:17 AM EDT
alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.  i think im gonna pass out now, wild turkey hits hard, g'night all
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