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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:40:34 PM EDT
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I'd figure MLB would be able to properly pronounce Spanish names by now. They keep saying Hosey Ramirez' last name wrong.

They keep saying Jose hombre-you or some weird shit.



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Well most of this honkeys didn’t grow up in SoCal.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:41:24 PM EDT
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Abreu and Freeman are your AL and NL MVPS.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:41:31 PM EDT
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You might have heard of a Pirates player named Roberto Clemente. Kind of a big deal in the 'Burgh and whatnot. There's even a bridge and a major road in town named after him, because he's again', a  big deal and whatnot.

Anyway, a few years back we were driving around in the 'Burgh. I freely admit that it isn't really my town. I know the major landmarks and how to get to PNC, but I'm not really a local. So we were driving along and were using a GPS dashboard thing and the voice told us to turn right onto Robert O. Clement Drive.

Because it isn't like Roberto is real uncommon or Roberto Clemente isn't a big deal in the 'Burgh or whatnot.

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:43:15 PM EDT
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Well most of this honkeys didn’t grow up in SoCal.
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Well most of this honkeys didn’t grow up in SoCal.


SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood.

Link Posted: 11/12/2020 8:51:23 PM EDT
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you too Benn?

it Ramrez. Rah-mir-ez


Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:00:25 PM EDT
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SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood.

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I'd figure MLB would be able to properly pronounce Spanish names by now. They keep saying Hosey Ramirez' last name wrong.

They keep saying Jose hombre-you or some weird shit.




Well most of this honkeys didn't grow up in SoCal.


SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood.


Naughty By Nature - Everything's Gonna Be Alright (Official Music Video)



Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:02:00 PM EDT
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2020 was the first year I watched zero baseball.
2021 will be the second.

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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:02:43 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:08:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:14:51 PM EDT
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If I might quote Kid Rock

"I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure
I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer"

Kid Rock - Cowboy [Official Enhanced Music Video]


ADDED: If I ever hit the Powerball, I'm totally getting an entourage to follow me around in a semi while I drive a black Trans Am like I'm the Bandit.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:26:57 PM EDT
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Freddie Freeman suffers from Hosmer face.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:29:16 PM EDT
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This is my favorite comment in this thread so far. I don't know if it will be topped.


Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:43:21 PM EDT
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Hey where's Steve been?


Link Posted: 11/12/2020 9:52:16 PM EDT
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Sulking in his bean bag chair because I stole his thunder and denied him the glory of starting the 2021 thread.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:52:19 PM EDT
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He hasn’t posted in this new thread.

Once the Official MLB Thread votes are counted properly, Steve may well be elected the official 2021 OP.
Link Posted: 11/12/2020 11:59:35 PM EDT
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He hasn’t posted in this new thread.

Once the Official MLB Thread votes are counted properly, Steve may well be elected the official 2021 OP.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 3:25:39 AM EDT
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or he's 'real busy with work.'
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 3:33:43 AM EDT
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you too Benn?

it Ramrez. Rah-mir-ez


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you too Benn?

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que???

i think you quoted the wrong post...
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:18:37 AM EDT
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Point of order!

I motion to remove KB from running the 2021 baseball thread since he screwed up the 2020 season.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:38:29 AM EDT
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I motion to remove KB from running the 2021 baseball thread since he screwed up the 2020 season.
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Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:40:17 AM EDT
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We all know how that ended.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 10:41:34 AM EDT
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We all know how that ended.
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We all know how that ended.


Like six sequels and a big divorce case and head case/bed shitter Amber Heard back on the market?
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 1:18:01 PM EDT
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Marlins hired the league's first female GM.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 1:38:30 PM EDT
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Thank God. Our long national nightmare is at an end.
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 1:39:45 PM EDT
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Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game!
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 1:51:31 PM EDT
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Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game!
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Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game!


"...and, naturally, as a member of the Marlins organization and as someone who will be working in close proximity with Mr. Jeter, part of your employment compensation package includes an unlimited lifetime supply of Valtrex."
Link Posted: 11/13/2020 2:05:29 PM EDT
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Jokes aside, she's been an assistant to the gm for like 15 years. Hopefully she does well for them. Did the GM for the Marlins step down? Seems kind of odd for a playoff team that wasn't expected to be that good to fire it's GM.
Link Posted: 11/14/2020 9:52:18 AM EDT
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Is true. Allow me to quote the great philosopher, BASEketball player, and humanitarian Joseph R. "Coop" Cooper,

"I don't have your fuckin' ball!"
Link Posted: 11/15/2020 11:09:56 AM EDT
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You know, he has a point.
Link Posted: 11/15/2020 4:17:49 PM EDT
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I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online.

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You're welcome.
Link Posted: 11/15/2020 4:19:45 PM EDT
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I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/wife_hack_jpg-1685807.JPG

You're welcome.
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lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen.
Link Posted: 11/15/2020 4:24:43 PM EDT
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lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen.
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I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/wife_hack_jpg-1685807.JPG

You're welcome.


lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen.


I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal.

I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better.
Link Posted: 11/15/2020 4:26:04 PM EDT
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I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal.

I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better.
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I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage.
Link Posted: 11/15/2020 4:31:48 PM EDT
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I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage.
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I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal.

I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better.


I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage.


And I frequent prostitutes so I could be told "I have a headache" or "get your grubby paws off of me you fat fuck" and  "I'm a cop" but here we are.
Link Posted: 11/15/2020 4:43:14 PM EDT
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And I frequent prostitutes so I could be told "I have a headache" or "get your grubby paws off of me you fat fuck" and  "I'm a cop" but here we are.
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Link Posted: 11/15/2020 5:17:29 PM EDT
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And I frequent prostitutes so I could be told "I have a headache" or "get your grubby paws off of me you fat fuck" and  "I'm a cop" but here we are.

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I get it. You're married. But I got needs, needs a woman who judges me might object to.

Allow Jay to explain it for me:

Jay and Silent Bob - Hookers offer sex
Link Posted: 11/16/2020 5:22:33 PM EDT
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Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter?

Yes.

https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters

And why not? This is the world we live in now.
Link Posted: 11/16/2020 5:29:44 PM EDT
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And because we need a little levity, allow me to present one of the funniest sports clips from the Krusty Kavalcade of Komedy. Live from the Apollo Theater, hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'sssssssssssssss Krusty!

The Simpsons - Krusty Bets on The Generals
Link Posted: 11/16/2020 5:42:05 PM EDT
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Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter?

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https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters

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Bob Gibson was a Globetrotter
Link Posted: 11/16/2020 5:51:03 PM EDT
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Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter?

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I heard the Pirates would be replacing the Generals.
Link Posted: 11/16/2020 6:28:53 PM EDT
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KAC just announced the next drop for the lunchbox gun

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Link Posted: 11/16/2020 6:31:05 PM EDT
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7.62 bbl? Are you joining the .308 master race?
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indeed


Link Posted: 11/16/2020 6:48:26 PM EDT
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No one mentioned Mr Slimfast Shake himself Tommy Lasorda is in the ICU at age 93.

Edit: oh wait that's because it's 2020 news and this is a football bat 2021 thread.
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That's how it starts you know. First you'll shoot a few rounds of .308. Then you'll realize that shooting .223 is just a slightly bigger version of .22LR, good only for plinking or shooting 'yotes, and is suitable just for the likes of homosexuals and Cubs fans (although I repeat myself) while .308 is good for killing deer and Communists alike.

Then you'll start to question your pistol caliber choices. 9mm is too small. .45ACP is good, but somehow lacking. 40S&W is the preference of homosexuals and Yankees fans (although I repeat myself). Then yo find out about 10mm and how it is what God Himself shoots.

Eventually you will come to Nirvana when you ditch your AR platform entirely and join the M1A tribe and carry a 10mm 1911 as your daily driver.

Then, and only then, will you truly be a part of the Master Race.

Link Posted: 11/16/2020 7:09:58 PM EDT
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Why is he in the hospital?
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https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized

I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying.
Link Posted: 11/16/2020 7:14:04 PM EDT
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https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized

I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying.
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I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying.


What if he has the Hong Kong Flooey?
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He's rich enough to buy the good stuff like Trump, monoclonal antibodies etc. Unlike us peasants who get sent home and told to drink fluids and call 911 if we stop breathing.  
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