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Abreu and Freeman are your AL and NL MVPS.
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You might have heard of a Pirates player named Roberto Clemente. Kind of a big deal in the 'Burgh and whatnot. There's even a bridge and a major road in town named after him, because he's again', a big deal and whatnot.
Anyway, a few years back we were driving around in the 'Burgh. I freely admit that it isn't really my town. I know the major landmarks and how to get to PNC, but I'm not really a local. So we were driving along and were using a GPS dashboard thing and the voice told us to turn right onto Robert O. Clement Drive. Because it isn't like Roberto is real uncommon or Roberto Clemente isn't a big deal in the 'Burgh or whatnot. ![]() |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Originally Posted By Bennjammin: Well most of this honkeys didn’t grow up in SoCal. ![]() View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Bennjammin: Originally Posted By Spent_Casing: I'd figure MLB would be able to properly pronounce Spanish names by now. They keep saying Hosey Ramirez' last name wrong. They keep saying Jose hombre-you or some weird shit. Well most of this honkeys didn’t grow up in SoCal. ![]() SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood. |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Cars pass me by but none of them seem to go my way
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You will never spend yourself rich. You will never vote yourself free.
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Originally Posted By kugelblitz: SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Originally Posted By Bennjammin: Originally Posted By Spent_Casing: I'd figure MLB would be able to properly pronounce Spanish names by now. They keep saying Hosey Ramirez' last name wrong. They keep saying Jose hombre-you or some weird shit. Well most of this honkeys didn't grow up in SoCal. ![]() SC did. By his own admission he's straight out da hood. |
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"Wow someone woke up on the ralph bacon side of the bed" - IchWarrior
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Originally Posted By 1057: Originally Posted By rmakak: 2020 was the first year I watched zero baseball. 2021 will be the second. FMLB ![]() |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
Cars pass me by but none of them seem to go my way
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Originally Posted By 1057: Originally Posted By rmakak: 2020 was the first year I watched zero baseball. 2021 will be the second. FMLB ![]() |
You will never spend yourself rich. You will never vote yourself free.
KAC Lunchbox Gang #137 |
View Quote If I might quote Kid Rock "I ain't no G, I'm just a regular failure I ain't straight outta Compton, I'm straight out the trailer" ![]() Kid Rock - Cowboy (Enhanced Video) ADDED: If I ever hit the Powerball, I'm totally getting an entourage to follow me around in a semi while I drive a black Trans Am like I'm the Bandit. |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Freddie Freeman suffers from Hosmer face.
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Cars pass me by but none of them seem to go my way
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You will never spend yourself rich. You will never vote yourself free.
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Hey where's Steve been?
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You will never spend yourself rich. You will never vote yourself free.
KAC Lunchbox Gang #137 |
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
Originally Posted By Spent_Casing: Hey where's Steve been? View Quote Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Sulking in his bean bag chair because I stole his thunder and denied him the glory of starting the 2021 thread. View Quote He hasn’t posted in this new thread. Once the Official MLB Thread votes are counted properly, Steve may well be elected the official 2021 OP. |
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"Wow someone woke up on the ralph bacon side of the bed" - IchWarrior
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Originally Posted By Spent_Casing: you too Benn? it Ramrez. Rah-mir-ez View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Spent_Casing: Originally Posted By Bennjammin: Abreu and Freeman are your AL and NL MVPS. you too Benn? it Ramrez. Rah-mir-ez que??? i think you quoted the wrong post... ![]() |
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Point of order!
I motion to remove KB from running the 2021 baseball thread since he screwed up the 2020 season. ![]() |
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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Originally Posted By seandillon: Point of order! I motion to remove KB from running the 2021 baseball thread since he screwed up the 2020 season. ![]() View Quote Current Mood: ![]() |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Current Mood: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/7cc_jpg-1653115_jpg-1682385.JPG View Quote We all know how that ended. ![]() |
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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Originally Posted By seandillon: We all know how that ended. ![]() View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By seandillon: Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Current Mood: https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/7cc_jpg-1653115_jpg-1682385.JPG We all know how that ended. ![]() Like six sequels and a big divorce case and head case/bed shitter Amber Heard back on the market? |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Marlins hired the league's first female GM.
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let's get it!!
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Originally Posted By M15A2: Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By M15A2: Originally Posted By Bennjammin: Marlins hired the league's first female GM. Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game! "...and, naturally, as a member of the Marlins organization and as someone who will be working in close proximity with Mr. Jeter, part of your employment compensation package includes an unlimited lifetime supply of Valtrex." |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Originally Posted By M15A2: Damn, Jeter is really stepping up his gift basket game! View Quote ![]() Jokes aside, she's been an assistant to the gm for like 15 years. Hopefully she does well for them. Did the GM for the Marlins step down? Seems kind of odd for a playoff team that wasn't expected to be that good to fire it's GM. |
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Some of u fuckers are definitely on the spectrum
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Is true. Allow me to quote the great philosopher, BASEketball player, and humanitarian Joseph R. "Coop" Cooper, "I don't have your fuckin' ball!" |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
You know, he has a point. |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online.
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
Originally Posted By kugelblitz: I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/wife_hack_jpg-1685807.JPG You're welcome. View Quote lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen. |
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Originally Posted By Kalahnikid: lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kalahnikid: Originally Posted By kugelblitz: I know several of the regulars in this thread have screwed up their lives by getting married. I'm here to help with this sweet life hack I found online. https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/455681/wife_hack_jpg-1685807.JPG You're welcome. lol, I dont do shit in the kitchen. I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal. I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better. |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Originally Posted By kugelblitz: I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal. I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better. View Quote I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage. |
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Originally Posted By Kalahnikid: I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kalahnikid: Originally Posted By kugelblitz: I do, but that's only because A) I like to cook B) my mother can burn water and C) I'm not a filthy fucking animal. I mean, I expect throwing dirty dishes in the sink until the stench is so unbearable that it's just easier to move to a new place than to clean from our resident Yankees fans, filthy animals that they are, but you're a NLC guy. Do better. I didnt get married to cook my own food or carry my own luggage. And I frequent prostitutes so I could be told "I have a headache" or "get your grubby paws off of me you fat fuck" and "I'm a cop" but here we are. |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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"Wow someone woke up on the ralph bacon side of the bed" - IchWarrior
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Kalahnikid: Originally Posted By kugelblitz: And I frequent prostitutes so I could be told "I have a headache" or "get your grubby paws off of me you fat fuck" and "I'm a cop" but here we are. https://media.giphy.com/media/oRIhcOBB9GVC8/giphy.gif I get it. You're married. But I got needs, needs a woman who judges me might object to. Allow Jay to explain it for me: ![]() Failed To Load Title |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter?
Yes. https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters And why not? This is the world we live in now. |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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And because we need a little levity, allow me to present one of the funniest sports clips from the Krusty Kavalcade of Komedy. Live from the Apollo Theater, hhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'sssssssssssssss Krusty!
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter? Yes. https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters And why not? This is the world we live in now. View Quote Bob Gibson was a Globetrotter |
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Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Mookie Betts. Baseballer, pro bowler, and now Harlem Globetrotter? Yes. https://www.mlb.com/news/mookie-betts-drafted-by-harlem-globetrotters And why not? This is the world we live in now. View Quote I heard the Pirates would be replacing the Generals. ![]() |
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KAC just announced the next drop for the lunchbox gun
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You will never spend yourself rich. You will never vote yourself free.
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7.62 bbl? Are you joining the .308 master race?
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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Cars pass me by but none of them seem to go my way
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You will never spend yourself rich. You will never vote yourself free.
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No one mentioned Mr Slimfast Shake himself Tommy Lasorda is in the ICU at age 93.
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Originally Posted By Spent_Casing: Originally Posted By kugelblitz: 7.62 bbl? Are you joining the .308 master race? indeed That's how it starts you know. First you'll shoot a few rounds of .308. Then you'll realize that shooting .223 is just a slightly bigger version of .22LR, good only for plinking or shooting 'yotes, and is suitable just for the likes of homosexuals and Cubs fans (although I repeat myself) while .308 is good for killing deer and Communists alike. Then you'll start to question your pistol caliber choices. 9mm is too small. .45ACP is good, but somehow lacking. 40S&W is the preference of homosexuals and Yankees fans (although I repeat myself). Then yo find out about 10mm and how it is what God Himself shoots. Eventually you will come to Nirvana when you ditch your AR platform entirely and join the M1A tribe and carry a 10mm 1911 as your daily driver. Then, and only then, will you truly be a part of the Master Race. |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
-Snoopy |
Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Why is he in the hospital? View Quote https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying. |
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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Originally Posted By seandillon: https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By seandillon: Originally Posted By kugelblitz: Why is he in the hospital? https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30321945/former-los-angeles-dodgers-manager-tommy-lasorda-hospitalized I'm guessing it's because he's 93 with a bad ticker, but the family isn't saying. What if he has the Hong Kong Flooey? |
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"My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?”
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
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