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Posted: 2/15/2014 12:25:14 AM EDT
Would you buy up every tom cruise movie and look for cryptic messages like the davinchi code?

Would you hide in a closet with R. Kelly?
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:26:33 AM EDT
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Drunk posting, I see.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:27:54 AM EDT
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Fucking '14ers...
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:29:00 AM EDT
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What's worse is I don't think OP is drunk. I think OP is serious.


Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:29:47 AM EDT
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That is a pretty odd fetish.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:30:43 AM EDT
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What's worse is I don't think OP is drunk. I think OP is serious.


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What's worse is I don't think OP is drunk. I think OP is serious.




Insomnia
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:31:49 AM EDT
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I'd continue my life.  I quit worrying about anyone else's truths a while ago.
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Insomnia
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What's worse is I don't think OP is drunk. I think OP is serious.




Insomnia


But did you know that the cure is called "turn the computer off?"
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:35:05 AM EDT
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Are you sure I cant interest you in a free test of your feetons?
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:38:21 AM EDT
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But did you know that the cure is called "turn the computer off?"
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What's worse is I don't think OP is drunk. I think OP is serious.




Insomnia


But did you know that the cure is called "turn the computer off?"


3 hours of starring at the ceiling did not work. Left me plenty of time to ponder important questions like these.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:57:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/15/2014 12:59:21 AM EDT
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My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt.  Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt.  One of our employees is a Blue Shirt.  I never accept beverages from any of them.
 
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My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt.  Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt.  One of our employees is a Blue Shirt.  I never accept beverages from any of them.

 
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Are you sure I cant interest you in a free test of your feetons?

My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt.  Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt.  One of our employees is a Blue Shirt.  I never accept beverages from any of them.

 


What happened to all the red shirts?
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 1:15:35 AM EDT
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Would that mean that Tom Cruise is still a fudge packer?



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I'd continue my life.  I quit worrying about anyone else's truths a while ago.

Are you sure I cant interest you in a free test of your feetons?



My friend's girlfriend is a Blue Shirt.  Her hot MILF is a Blue Shirt.  One of our employees is a Blue Shirt.  I never accept beverages from any of them.





 






What happened to all the red shirts?



I wear red shirts.  Will I die?  And what will happen after that?





 
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 1:21:32 AM EDT
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"Things we'll never have to worry about, for $1000. Alex."
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 1:24:23 AM EDT
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Well its just about as likely as the rest of them.

I'd probably keep paying my bills and go about my life.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 1:42:19 AM EDT
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Its actually a lot closer to reality than most people think.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 1:49:18 AM EDT
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Does it require faith?

I read Dianetics like 30 years ago.  The dude was crazy as a shit house rat.  He railed against psychiatrists (mainly because of frontal lobotomy--which okay is rather crude), then explained a method of removing engrams from peoples minds, which sounded exactly like what psychoanalysis did.  You had to be cleared by clear, which I assume stated with him.  I never could figure out what was so different than psychoanalysis.  I guess the faith part comes from believing it will "work."

Link Posted: 2/15/2014 1:51:25 AM EDT
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I would kneel down and welcome my new Hollywood overlords.        
 
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 3:08:55 AM EDT
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Seven billion people on this planet, and as I see it, seven billion versions of THE ONE TRUE FAITH.
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Link Posted: 2/15/2014 3:16:06 AM EDT
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What have you been smoking OP?
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 3:16:55 AM EDT
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I'd learn how to spell da Vinci. That's what I would do.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 3:19:49 AM EDT
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Massive troll dorkism...!
















Link Posted: 2/15/2014 3:20:14 AM EDT
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Meh, it has about as good a chance at panning-out as the rest of them.
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Link Posted: 2/15/2014 7:49:30 AM EDT
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Fuck Tom Cruise in the ass.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 7:52:59 AM EDT
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It wouldn't. Didn't create the universe.

Which makes this thread irrelevant.

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Link Posted: 2/15/2014 7:58:52 AM EDT
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Nothing. Why would I give a fuck either way?
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:05:20 AM EDT
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It's not so f them!
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:08:47 AM EDT
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I'd laugh maniacally that 757's are spaceships.

Honestly, when L Ron Hubbard was the guy, Scientology wasn't nearly as fucking weird and cultish. Now that David Miscavige is at the helm, that fucking cult is genuinely scary.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:23:13 AM EDT
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I would have Laura Prepon clear me of both thetans and ejaculate.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:26:44 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:29:07 AM EDT
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I'm not too worried about it.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:29:39 AM EDT
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13'ers and 14'ers...America's future...
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:30:46 AM EDT
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are you telling me it's less likely to be true than any other?
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 8:32:36 AM EDT
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Hail Xenu!
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 10:13:17 AM EDT
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lord xenu will have you cryofroze and tossed into a volcano.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 10:16:17 AM EDT
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Just wait till 15'ers....
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 10:18:12 AM EDT
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OP, you are using the internet in direct violation of the rules of the Church of $centiology.  Please report to your local auditing center with the contents of your bank account.  Punishment will be delivered via the SeaOrg and a 1000 years of servitude.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 10:33:13 AM EDT
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But no where near as cool and pimp as 4 nunchucks, a pair of tonfa, 2 shitty paki blades, and sub 200 bucks cash.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 11:09:08 AM EDT
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I would have a Clambake.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 11:13:21 AM EDT
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The standard sheepletologists are bathsit enough..

What really fucks with my head is the seaorg minions. (CULT ALERT) and hearing of thier punishments.

I do remember hearing an iterview on coast to coast, one of the few with noory I listened to about a guy who escaped and some of the scary shit.
Think FLDS (warren jeffs crew) only a ton more scary and far reaching.
Link Posted: 2/15/2014 11:15:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/15/2014 11:16:15 AM EDT
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I am pretty sure I would not care
Link Posted: 2/19/2014 5:01:10 AM EDT
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You don't post much.  Are all your posts this wise?



 
Link Posted: 2/19/2014 5:02:11 AM EDT
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I would laugh
Link Posted: 2/19/2014 5:02:30 AM EDT
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Probably shit myself and go blind.

If that's the future of the universe it can go get fucked.
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She has to clear you of ejaculate?  Where are you hiding that shit?







 
Link Posted: 2/19/2014 5:03:49 AM EDT
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