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Posted: 9/24/2023 9:53:33 PM EST
Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons).  I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc.  All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a “legal” right to come in and oppress or possess a person??

From my preacher

HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA?

Let’s talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church!

Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things.

Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title “Christian” or “Holy” doesn’t sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise."

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word “yug,” which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity.

The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh).
What I find sad and interesting is that most “Christians” who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ.
Ezekiel 44:23 NASB
Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean.
1 Peter 3:15 NASB
But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.
fnh
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:55:54 PM EST
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Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons).  I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc.  All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a "legal" right to come in and oppress or possess a person??

From my preacher

HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA?

Let's talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church!

Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things.

Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title "Christian" or "Holy" doesn't sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise."

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word "yug," which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity.

The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh).
What I find sad and interesting is that most "Christians" who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ.
Ezekiel 44:23 NASB
Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean.
1 Peter 3:15 NASB
But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.
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[#2]
Well, yeah. Skinny women are the devil. Yoga is just a tool to help women get skinnier, so yoga is definitely evil.

Right?
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:56:58 PM EST
[#3]
Check your blood sugar bro
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:57:11 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:57:19 PM EST
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Well, yeah. Skinny women are the devil. Yoga is just a tool to help women get skinnier, so yoga is definitely evil.

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facts
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:57:37 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:57:39 PM EST
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prolly like 200 right now, just ate sum cookies
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:57:57 PM EST
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I link all that yoga stuff to new age mentality.  No thanks.  I only need to meditate on the word of God.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:57:58 PM EST
[#9]
If you call it mobility work will you retain your soul?
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:58:44 PM EST
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Yoga is truly a worship session with many gods (demons).  I have heard too many testimonies of people who came out of practicing yoga because they started experiencing depression, or got diagnosed with cancer, suicidal thoughts, etc.  All satan needs is for a man or woman to give him a “legal” right to come in and oppress or possess a person??

From my preacher

HOLY YOGA & CHRISTIAN YOGA?

Let’s talk about a controversial topic for Christians. Yoga in the church!

Growing up as a radical Buddhist, I taught many occult practices, experiences which now allow me, as a Christian, to quickly discern the occult from that which is truly holy and righteous. As a child, many Buddhist monks believed me to be a reincarnation of a Buddha from Tibet. They asked me to train people on many occult practices, such as opening third eyes, meditation, astral projection, keys to commanding demons, mind control, mind programming, and the cursing or charging of objects to impart demons into the possessor, among other wicked and occult things.

Christian yoga, or Holy yoga, is crazy, dangerous, and idiotic for any Christian to practice. Amending anything, especially things meant to be the worship of other gods, with the title “Christian” or “Holy” doesn’t sanctify it. It's like saying Christian witchcraft, holy voodoo, Christian magic, or holy Halloween. The truth about yoga is that all forms, no matter how it's repackaged, are forms of idol worship, the worship of false gods and demons. If you ask true yogis, a master of the religion of yoga, they frequently scoff at the idea that Christians belittle their religious acts of worship by calling the religion of yoga "stretching" or "exercise."

The word yoga comes from the Sanskrit root word “yug,” which literally means to yoke or unite. This union does not refer to the union of your fingers touching your toes or your nose touching your knees. Instead, each yoga pose is designed to create a yug (yoke or union) of the person who practices yoga with three distinct Hindu gods: brahma, shiva, and vishnu, the Hindu version of the holy trinity.

The practice of yoga, no matter how you attempt to repackage, justify, or sanctify it, is 100% idol worship. The poses invite brahma, shiva, and vishnu to enter you, be yoked to you, and be unified with your soul (mind, will, and emotions) and your body (flesh).
What I find sad and interesting is that most “Christians” who religiously practice yoga will defend their practice with more fervency and passion than their relationship with Jesus Christ.
Ezekiel 44:23 NASB
Moreover, they shall teach My people the difference between the holy and the profane, and cause them to discern between the unclean and the clean.
1 Peter 3:15 NASB
But sanctify Christ as Lord in your hearts, always being ready to make a defense to everyone who asks you to give an account for the hope that is in you, yet with gentleness and reverence.
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What the fuck are you smoking?

So now Christians believe in Vishnu, Shiva and Brahma? And your proof is….yoga?

How about football and Baseball? I’m curious what sort of demons they invite…

GTFO

Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:59:15 PM EST
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Sooo....moving your body in certain positions and watching your breathing invites the magic boogey man in.  Yup not sus at all
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 9:59:49 PM EST
[#12]
I lost interest in yoga once youtube cracked down on naked yoga.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:00:08 PM EST
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Fr fr
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:00:10 PM EST
[#14]
Sigh, not this nonsense again.

Good for a laugh I suppose.

Burn the heretics! Purge the unbelievers!
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:00:35 PM EST
[#15]
I'm gonna need some pictures to understand what's going on with these poses and how the devil gets into those yoga pants.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:01:05 PM EST
[#16]
First I have heard this.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:01:58 PM EST
[#17]
WTF is this? Some people are friggin' BIZARRE in their beliefs.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:02:33 PM EST
[#18]
Op is correct.  The poses themselves are prayers to the hindu demons.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:02:46 PM EST
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Sigh, not this nonsense again.

Good for a laugh I suppose.

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And blessed are the cheesemakers!
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:03:10 PM EST
[#20]
"Jesus Satan, take the wheel!"
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:04:02 PM EST
[#21]
What about goat yoga?

Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:04:17 PM EST
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I'm gonna need some pictures to understand what's going on with these poses and how the devil gets into those yoga pants.

Kharn
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:04:30 PM EST
[#23]
Of course midcap is going to tell everyone exercise is bad.

He wants more thicc bitches.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:05:19 PM EST
[#24]
Diamond Dallas Page: Don't Call It Yoga, Brother | Big Think
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:05:56 PM EST
[#25]
I never knew OP grew up as a Buddhist.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:06:02 PM EST
[#26]
I just reread the OP and it's still as unhinged as when I first read it. This is one of the craziest thread premise' I've ever read here.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:06:16 PM EST
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That's the most satanic of all! You think it looks cute and innocent with baby goats hanging around? What is the universal symbol for Satan... For some reason?

Seriously why are goats equated with Satan? Is it a reference to the god Pan? The defiant nature of goats?
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:06:18 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:07:08 PM EST
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None of the heifers the OP likes looking at will be at yoga, that’s for sure.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:07:44 PM EST
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well...I did spend my summers in rangoon.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:07:52 PM EST
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That's the most satanic of all! You think it looks cute and innocent with baby goats hanging around? What is the universal symbol for Satan... For some reason?

Seriously why are goats equated with Satan? Is it a reference to the god Pan? The defiant nature of goats?
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I love baby goats. I'm hell-bound for sure!
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:08:10 PM EST
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None of the heifers the OP likes looking at will be at yoga, that’s for sure.
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BBW Yoga is on thursday nights and sponsored by Lane Bryant
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:09:40 PM EST
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Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:10:05 PM EST
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Is Yoga DEMONIC? w/ Alex Frank
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:11:57 PM EST
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BBW Yoga is on thursday nights and sponsored by Lane Bryant
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None of the heifers the OP likes looking at will be at yoga, that’s for sure.



BBW Yoga is on thursday nights and sponsored by Lane Bryant

I'm busy on Thursdays.

Kharn
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:14:48 PM EST
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If you're not worshiping other gods when you're doing yoga, you're not worshiping other gods.

Exercise is not going to invite evil into you. Although I've had evil thoughts watching others exercise ??

Now if your yoga instructor is chanting hail Buddha? Might want to switch instructors.

Religious fearmongering and moral panics are extremely damaging.

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Op is correct.  The poses themselves are prayers to the hindu demons.
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Correct.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:14:58 PM EST
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I'm busy on Thursdays.

Kharn
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None of the heifers the OP likes looking at will be at yoga, that’s for sure.



BBW Yoga is on thursday nights and sponsored by Lane Bryant

I'm busy on Thursdays.

Kharn


damn...
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:16:27 PM EST
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If you're not worshiping other gods when you're doing yoga, you're not worshiping other gods.

Exercise is not going to invite evil into you. Although I've had evil thoughts watching others exercise ??

Now if your yoga instructor is chanting hail Buddha? Might want to switch instructors.

Religious fearmongering and moral panics are extremely damaging.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/177643/signal-2023-09-21-00-48-53-195_2_jpg-2965503.JPG
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That's what the devil wants you to think.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:16:39 PM EST
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This post is as retarded as OP's choice in women and his "grammar" / phrasing...
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:17:45 PM EST
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Yoga in Miami: Garbha Pindasana Kukkutasana
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:17:53 PM EST
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Can’t be a Christian, and a Hindu. I don’t see an issue with it if you leave the Hindu part out, and just do the exercises.
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That's the most satanic of all! You think it looks cute and innocent with baby goats hanging around? What is the universal symbol for Satan... For some reason?

Seriously why are goats equated with Satan? Is it a reference to the god Pan? The defiant nature of goats?
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What about goat yoga?


That's the most satanic of all! You think it looks cute and innocent with baby goats hanging around? What is the universal symbol for Satan... For some reason?

Seriously why are goats equated with Satan? Is it a reference to the god Pan? The defiant nature of goats?

Goats have devil eyes.  At least that's what I learned on Brian Fellow's Safari Planet.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:18:42 PM EST
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For fucks sake.
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That's what the devil wants you to think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAJO6lfhxbo


Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:21:01 PM EST
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Can’t be a Christian, and a Hindu. I don’t see an issue with it if you leave the Hindu part out, and just do the exercises.
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Because the poses have meaning, even if you don't understand that meaning.
Link Posted: 9/24/2023 10:21:51 PM EST
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On a kind of related note, the now grown up Lutz children said that George and Kathy Lutz, doing Transcendental Meditation is what led to the Amityville Horror...
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Great position
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