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Posted: 9/19/2009 8:19:45 AM EDT
Was at a Wally World ammo counter a while back, no one behind it, so I got an employee to find a manager type who could open the ammo cabinets.
He comes over and asks me if I "need thome bullet-th".
Seems to be a trend.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:20:54 AM EDT
just tagging this because others will come in and make misguided wagers towards the employee's sexual orientation.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:22:12 AM EDT
walmart employs alot of mentally disabled people.  thanks for being so compassionate
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:24:08 AM EDT
It's an accent, isn't it?
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:24:39 AM EDT
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
walmart employs alot of mentally disabled people.  thanks for being so compassionate




Were you serious?

Lot of queers out and about these days. Most of them talk funny and display mannerisms not common in normal people. Not really sure why.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:24:56 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:27:16 AM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha:
and he had a new fabricated lisp to show it off.


Maybe it's like a secret handshake.  Except not a handshake.  Or secret.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:28:03 AM EDT
I remember kids who spoke like that went to "speech class".



Now I wonder what they really did in that class.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:28:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha:
I knew a guy in high school that I always thought was gay.  It just seemed like he tried way too hard with the girls...but he didn't have the weird gay lisp.

At the 10 year reunion, he was there and gayer than can be, and he had a new fabricated lisp to show it off.


I worked with a few of them. One thing I noticed was that at work, they spoke more or less in a normal manner. Off work, lisp from hell.

There's one guy who has his lisp regardless, but most of the ones I worked with could turn it on or off at will.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:28:50 AM EDT
Originally Posted By brouhaha:
I knew a guy in high school that I always thought was gay.  It just seemed like he tried way too hard with the girls...but he didn't have the weird gay lisp.

At the 10 year reunion, he was there and gayer than can be, and he had a new fabricated lisp to show it off.


Yep, and on the other hand, there was a kid I went to school with that had a lisp and wasn't gay.  It was a real speech impediment.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:34:38 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:39:48 AM EDT
Originally Posted By wesmerc:
walmart employs alot of mentally disabled people.  thanks for being so compassionate


Oh.  So gay people are "mentally disabled"?
Are people whose skin color is different than yours "mentally disabled" also, or just inferior?

See!  I can take posts out of context, and act like a jack ass too!

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:39:58 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:40:41 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:41:14 AM EDT





Originally Posted By Zack3g:





Originally Posted By brouhaha:


I knew a guy in high school that I always thought was gay.  It just seemed like he tried way too hard with the girls...but he didn't have the weird gay lisp.





At the 10 year reunion, he was there and gayer than can be, and he had a new fabricated lisp to show it off.






I worked with a few of them. One thing I noticed was that at work, they spoke more or less in a normal manner. Off work, lisp from hell.





There's one guy who has his lisp regardless, but most of the ones I worked with could turn it on or off at will.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code-switching
 
 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:44:36 AM EDT
Originally Posted By BR870:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_lisp  


Wow.  Learn something new every day!
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:52:03 AM EDT
When a male sticks another males penis in his mouth or ass a chemical reaction takes places in that persons brain and causes them to speak like that.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:55:18 AM EDT
I asked the same question a while ago on a different forum and never got a real answer.  I think it's just something some of them do to ensure other people know they're gay.  I've known gay guys who don't have a lisp at all - hell, unless they told you, even the most homophobic person wouldn't have known they were gay.  Most of the ones who do lisp seem to take other measures to let people know they're gay, too - clothes, &c.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:57:28 AM EDT
OST –– This thread should get interesting once the drinking starts.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 8:57:44 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hkmp5s:
When a male sticks another males penis in his mouth or ass a chemical reaction takes places in that persons brain and causes them to speak like that.

I didn't know that, tell me more 'ole wise one.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 9:52:13 AM EDT
This thread, it's heading a certain direction.



I think it's being watched.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:14:14 AM EDT
All I can say is in on one and IBTL, and I wish they would stop, its fing annoying
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:15:02 AM EDT
because they are faggots
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:16:07 AM EDT



Originally Posted By hkmp5s:


When a male sticks another males penis in his mouth or ass a chemical reaction takes places in that persons brain and causes them to speak like that.


When it's in the mouth and butt, they can't type apostrophes.



 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:18:21 AM EDT



Originally Posted By Harvster:





Originally Posted By hkmp5s:

When a male sticks another males penis in his mouth or ass a chemical reaction takes places in that persons brain and causes them to speak like that.


When it's in the mouth and butt, they can't type apostrophes.

 


Touche'



 
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:23:35 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 10:24:58 AM EDT by crowdlg]
ok I'm in.

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:23:40 AM EDT
Too much time spent processing lists.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:27:07 AM EDT
Originally Posted By David14:
OST –– This thread should get interesting once the drinking starts.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:37:29 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 10:51:28 AM EDT by FatCat1]
Damn I've got a lisp because my tongue is to big for my mouth. I never knew I was "the ghey". Guess I need to tell the wife and all the other females I got with that I'm a "pillow biter". I'm glad I read this thread.



Guess I've always been "Jonesin for some Johnson"

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:40:00 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hkmp5s:
When a male sticks another males penis in his mouth or ass a chemical reaction takes places in that persons brain and causes them to speak like that.



Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:40:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By rsqhobbs:
Was at a Wally World ammo counter a while back, no one behind it, so I got an employee to find a manager type who could open the ammo cabinets.
He comes over and asks me if I "need thome bullet-th".
Seems to be a trend.


so.....how do you know he was gay?

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:43:41 AM EDT
So you know a lot of gay guys. I was under the impression it was stereotyped, but I don't have such extensive experience.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:47:39 AM EDT

Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:49:53 AM EDT
somebody was on the sippy cup til they were 20

But theriouthly thatl cauthse it
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:51:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By David14:
OST –– This thread should get interesting once the drinking starts.




the last thing we need is people typing with a slur and lisp at the same time.


Link Posted: 9/19/2009 10:53:39 AM EDT
gays, for the most part, have no originality so they have to copy each other
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:02:20 AM EDT
3PM and this thread is still here.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:06:12 AM EDT
Steven Fry doesn't have a lisp.
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 11:25:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 11:34:08 AM EDT by rsqhobbs]
Originally Posted By NoVaGator:
Originally Posted By rsqhobbs:
Was at a Wally World ammo counter a while back, no one behind it, so I got an employee to find a manager type who could open the ammo cabinets.
He comes over and asks me if I "need thome bullet-th".
Seems to be a trend.


so.....how do you know he was gay?



Well, I don't.  His maneurisms, ring on right "ring finger", speach, and ubergheytacularity led me to assume he was.

ETA:  The above, and the bastard kept hittin' on my boyfriend
Link Posted: 9/19/2009 12:04:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/19/2009 12:04:37 PM EDT by raf]
Gay-bashing.  raf
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