Posted: 4/12/2001 7:57:08 PM EST
I'd probaly never leave the house...
I would have everything I need. I bet men can't buy it, woman have a tight lock on it. After all... what would we need them for anymore?
That's a good question. Two things could happen.
1. You would truly deserve you nickname.
2. Imbrog|io would become your new best friend.
You seriously need a life. I mean, a reason to get up off the couch, and stop watching those infomercials at 0330. I been there man, it's not pretty. Really, you're scaring me.
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